The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-07 03:04:10 edited 2017-10-07 03:04:18

  Algebra said:

  Junie B Jones said:

  OK, but I have to ask: does anyone else, when eating chips with a sandwich, actually put the chips on the sandwich?

  I have experimented with doing this but in general no
  

  this

  Junie B Jones said:

  That's a weird-looking faucet.

  this too :p
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-10-07 03:20:05

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Kuranosuke said:

  I eat like everything that isn't covered in a sauce with my hands

  Kex knows where it's at.
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-10-07 03:23:28

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Hollywood said:

  Himiko Toga said:

  I (sometimes) eat chips with a fork, but I'd never eat crisps with one.
  

  I was about to go eyyyyyy before I reread that.

  
  

  I'd eat both with a fork. I don't like gettin' messy.

  Are you sharing in Glenn's weird popato chisp skewering habit.
  
• Crystal

  2017-10-07 03:27:53

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Undead Socialist Memelord said:

  Hollywood said:

  Himiko Toga said:

  I (sometimes) eat chips with a fork, but I'd never eat crisps with one.
  

  I was about to go eyyyyyy before I reread that.

  
  

  I'd eat both with a fork. I don't like gettin' messy.

  Are you sharing in Glenn's weird popato chisp skewering habit.
  

  Yeah. I mean, I don't do it, but if I could do it without going out of my way and making things more effort than at all necessary, all the time, I would.
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-10-07 03:28:43

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-10-07 03:30:07

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Hollywood said:

  Undead Socialist Memelord said:

  Hollywood said:

  Himiko Toga said:

  I (sometimes) eat chips with a fork, but I'd never eat crisps with one.
  

  I was about to go eyyyyyy before I reread that.

  
  

  I'd eat both with a fork. I don't like gettin' messy.

  Are you sharing in Glenn's weird popato chisp skewering habit.
  

  Yeah. I mean, I don't do it, but if I could do it without going out of my way and making things more effort than at all necessary, all the time, I would.

  See, that's why it's a Next Level Technique.
  
• Odradek

  2017-10-07 03:31:04

  My dreams exceed my real life

  French fries on sandwiches and salads are a #Pittsburgh staple
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-07 03:33:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  thereby further proving - if any proof were necessary - that Pittsburgh has no taste to speak of
  
• Crystal

  2017-10-07 03:37:17

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Undead Socialist Memelord said:

  Hollywood said:

  Undead Socialist Memelord said:

  Hollywood said:

  Himiko Toga said:

  I (sometimes) eat chips with a fork, but I'd never eat crisps with one.
  

  I was about to go eyyyyyy before I reread that.

  
  

  I'd eat both with a fork. I don't like gettin' messy.

  Are you sharing in Glenn's weird popato chisp skewering habit.
  

  Yeah. I mean, I don't do it, but if I could do it without going out of my way and making things more effort than at all necessary, all the time, I would.

  See, that's why it's a Next Level Technique.
  

  I don't just keep forks lying around upstairs. :|
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-10-07 03:38:07

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Himiko Toga said:

  

  I love this picture a lot
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-10-07 03:38:23

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Guess you aren't one for forking about.
  
• Crystal

  2017-10-07 03:39:10

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Oh you silly.
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-07 05:00:22

  Undead Socialist Memelord said:

  Hollywood said:

  Himiko Toga said:

  I (sometimes) eat chips with a fork, but I'd never eat crisps with one.
  

  I was about to go eyyyyyy before I reread that.

  
  

  I'd eat both with a fork. I don't like gettin' messy.

  Are you sharing in Glenn's weird popato chisp skewering habit.
  

  But I don't skewer them!  I surround them elegantly and gently!
  

  ILLBLEED said:

  French fries on sandwiches and salads are a #Pittsburgh staple

  this sounds like an interesting and potentially delicious idea
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-10-07 05:01:59

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  glenn

  glenn

  glenn

  
  

  please do not wrap the crisps in a sensual embrace

  please do not
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-07 05:09:04

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  gently caress
• Yarrun XIX

  2017-10-07 05:18:28

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  firmly grasp
• Crystal

  2017-10-07 05:19:29

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Stab violently.
• SF_Sorrow

  2017-10-07 05:24:46

  
  

  lick the crisp

  
  

  savour its flavour
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-07 05:39:27

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  walk boobily
• Crystal

  2017-10-07 06:27:22

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-07 06:36:08

  St Matthew's Paddy-question
  
• Toolsie

  2017-10-07 14:39:17

  ಠ_ಠ

  Guess who has a black eye?
  
  This girl, right here?
• Tre

  2017-10-07 15:03:47

  
  

  :o
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-10-07 15:17:10

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Some lunatic at work has put a tub of Quality street in the fridge and i really want a toffee penny.

  Single Sentence Horror Stories
• Princess Alice

  2017-10-07 16:04:46

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  You know what's annoying? The term "chickenhawk" used to describe a jingoistic warmonger who doesn't actually then want to enlist.

  
  

  It's insulting to actual chickenhawks.
• Hexartes

  2017-10-07 16:26:09

  I had to be up at 2 PM yesterday to see my dad and had to be up at 12 PM today to go to a wedding
  
  This presents some difficulty given I get home from work at 7 AM.
• Hexartes

  2017-10-07 16:27:58

  I had two regular days off, followed by two days at work, followed by two vacation days, but I've had to deal with either horrible mood bullshit on Tuesday or The Damn Family every day after Wednesday.
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-07 16:45:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  the damn family is always annoying
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-10-07 16:58:11

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-07 17:01:22

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  this looks interesting
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-10-07 17:05:09

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  (The actual case report.)
• Klinotaxis

  2017-10-07 17:39:26

  kill living beings
  

  the last paragraph in the discussion is amazing
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-07 18:11:27

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  dude had a hell of a day
  
• Crystal

  2017-10-07 18:20:43

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  

  Same.
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-07 18:30:08

  *thinks about it*
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-07 18:32:53

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  thinking about it has gotten me nowhere
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-10-07 18:34:51

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  ...Raise your hand???
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-07 18:38:34

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Nazi salute
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-07 18:50:43

  nRWHFQ
  
  nuh-rah-wah-HEFQ
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-07 18:51:15 edited 2017-10-07 18:54:11

  Boys and girls, now you know!  When you walk down the hallway, you need to narawahefque!
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-10-07 18:51:19

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Nrvnqsr.

  
  

  nee-roh.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-07 18:54:19

  ALL YOUR CHAMP ARE BELONG TO NARAWAHEFQUE
  
  Where there's champ, they narawahefque!
  
  I LIKE IKE NARAWAHEFQUE
  
  "Ask not what your champ can do for you; ask what you can do for narawahefque."
• Hexartes

  2017-10-07 19:22:44

  Kuranosuke said:

  had to be up at 12 PM today to go to a wedding

  This is going to be
  
  Excruciatingly boring
  
  
• Section42L

  2017-10-07 19:35:34

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Oof, I know how that goes.
  
  Good luck.
• Aliroz

  2017-10-07 23:43:17

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  So, today I learned about Sturgeons and caviar, and holy dangsickles is that messed up.

  
  

  I'm sad that I'll never get to see a 3000 pound, century-old, 22-foot giant fish (why is everything named "beluga" so frigging amazing).
• Princess Alice

  2017-10-09 12:41:17

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Weird thought: there was a point, within my lifetime, where the sentence "I'll text you a picture" would have been complete nonsense
• Tachyon

  2017-10-09 16:09:31

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  it still kinda is

  
  

  if you think about it
• Tachyon

  2017-10-09 16:10:47

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  suddenly, uninvited, a university lecturer looms over me

  
  

  'all images are subject to a process of textual interpretation'

  
  

  sure
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-10-09 16:20:26

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
• Tachyon

  2017-10-09 16:22:42

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  bapsingless