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  • Odradek said:

    apparently the sad/mad/bad/rabid/distraught puppies got Chuck Tingle's Space Raptor Butt Invasion nominated for a Hugo


    That only happened because the Puppies are having a prolonged temper tantrum about If You Were A Dinosaur, My Love being nominated for a Hugo two years ago
    I guess this comes to show that life is like a garden, beautiful things grow out of shit

    beautiful things like the phrase "Hugo award nominated metafictional gay porn author Chuck Tingle"
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    crocodiles and alligators practically aren't even reptiles. they're too venerable for that. i say they're just crocodiliforms or whatenot

    Archosaurs decendants, like the birds.

    However, due to ancient alliances, we are classified with the reptiles, who are classified with the amphibians in Herpetology, and due to ancient betrayals, we are not classified with our nearest cousins, the birds.

    Ornithologists simply don't know their history, thinking everything's about lineage and genetics.  Misguided idealistic fools, who will one day be betrayed by the aves.
  • edited 2016-04-29 02:54:13
    We can do anything if we do it together.

    apparently the sad/mad/bad/rabid/distraught puppies got Chuck Tingle's Space Raptor Butt Invasion nominated for a Hugo


    That is the best possible response he could've made to his nomination.
  • kill living beings
    if you think about it, the amount of metafictional gay porn is not small

    i say this seriously
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Odradek said:

    Look Mr. Walrus, just because the Carpenter ended up getting more oysters than you this time doesn't mean you're not on his side.

    Yeah, they're both scumbags.  Those oysters were sentient, and had a mother!
  • I guess 'purply and tentacled' is not the most unique aesthetic, but still.
  • kill living beings
    Assholes are polyphyletic
  • i guess "slipping into my Flowey voice when i'm exasperated/faux-angry" is a thing i do now
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

    Odradek said:

    Look Mr. Walrus, just because the Carpenter ended up getting more oysters than you this time doesn't mean you're not on his side.

    Yeah, they're both scumbags.  Those oysters were sentient, and had a mother!
    *extremely Less Wrong voice* Actually the Walrus is nice, and a good friend of mine, and I believe you will find that the Grey Tribe *descends into five billion pounds of raw verbiage*
  • edited 2016-04-29 03:08:49
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    ^^^ What does that voice sound like?

    I disagree with Randall.  Ornithologists aren't jerks, they're just idealistic and young, with no knowledge of history.



    Just like the placental mammals abandoned their Monotreme cousins and their marsupial half-siblings from the non-australia continents, the Aves disavowed their scaly heritage for feathers and endothermy.

    The early Aves were really close to the Dinosaurs, that loss hit everyone hard, and things haven't been the same since.

    Of course, it's nothing compared to the permian.

    okay, I'll stop pretending that the fossil record is some sort of narrative, I'll leave that to actual paleontologists.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Odradek said:

    Aliroz said:

    Odradek said:

    Look Mr. Walrus, just because the Carpenter ended up getting more oysters than you this time doesn't mean you're not on his side.

    Yeah, they're both scumbags.  Those oysters were sentient, and had a mother!
    *extremely Less Wrong voice* Actually the Walrus is nice, and a good friend of mine, and I believe you will find that the Grey Tribe *descends into five billion pounds of raw verbiage*
    SHADDAP LEZWRON I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS MALARKEY I WANNA TALK COOL STUFFS WITH ODRA.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Also, OH NO RAW VERBIAGE, MY ONE WEAKNESS

    -dies-
  • Aliroz said:

    I disagree with Randall.  Ornithologists aren't jerks, they're just idealistic and young, with no knowledge of history.

    I mean randall isn't actually a herpetologist so who knows what his opinion is
  • kill living beings
    monotremes were the dominant mammals in south america for a while
  • kill living beings
    er, marsupials
  • Splat Charger Specialist
    image

    Today I learned that the word lord literally just mean you're the one who guards that bread.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    milkypetalwater.tumblr.com/post/143548257472/thenotoriousscuttlecliff-doctorwhoxdc-how

    Okay tumblr just drop that with no context or proof that's a good idea
  • kill living beings
    bread's important
  • edited 2016-04-29 03:28:50
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Christ Christ Christ

    The discourse around superhero movies is fucked, crystal is right too far
  • edited 2016-04-29 03:24:31
    ಠ_ಠ
    You've always go to protect your dough.

    #LameJokesWithTools
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Man fuck superhero movies
  • man but what about

    uh

    um

    that good superhero movie that happened

    you know the one
  • edited 2016-04-29 03:26:48
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Odradek said:

    Christ Christ Christ

    The discourse around superhero movies is fucked, I don't care what Kexruct says

    Man, that's mean. Could you try to respect the idea that Kex has thought out his opinions too? I don't like The Discourse either but I'm also displeased with such plain-faced rudeness.
  • What have the superheroes films done now?
  • edited 2016-04-29 03:29:08
    My dreams exceed my real life
    -
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

    A Dell Dimension 8400 came in.

    Customer wanted data retrieved off of it, which is fine. However, she's giving the computer away to another person. It's still running Windows XP and I cannot in good conscience suffer an XP install to exist while I can do something about it. Problem is, Ubuntu won't even run on it: The 8400's got a Pentium 4 with 1 GB of RAM, and Ubuntu wants something slightly more capable.

    I don't even have XP install media in the shop. What do I do? Do I just leave the install there? Do I wipe it blank? Can I even find a modern Linux that will run on early 2000s hardware?
    You are going to have to run an copy of Ubuntu that is no longer supported. Or you just tell them hey you have XP this thing is as good as hacked and you can't put a newer OS on it. I'm getting the data off of this but you need to throw it out.
    "Accidentally" drop a big hammer on it instead? Why the fuck anyone would bother with a P4 laptop in tyool 2016 is beyond me.
    Goons can be such technology snobs

    I'm not gonna encourage anyone to run XP but if you have a functioning computer that can't run anything newer, it's stupid to throw it out
    Of course, the answer here is "don't use Ubuntu", or at least, "use the alternate install and put LXDE on". 
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And yeah, yeah, I know the P4 makes a better space heater than a CPU, but it still does the job, right?
  • weird confession: the word “neoreactionary” is forever associated in my mind with the Mask of the Father from Dark Souls
  • weird confession: the word “neoreactionary” is forever associated in my mind with the Mask of the Father from Dark Souls

    there is something about this that is strangely apt, but I'm not entirely sure what.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    i guess "slipping into my Flowey voice when i'm exasperated/faux-angry" is a thing i do now

    Insert Murderbuddy joke here
  • edited 2016-04-29 04:08:16
    Splat Charger Specialist
    Jane said:

    weird confession: the word “neoreactionary” is forever associated in my mind with the Mask of the Father from Dark Souls

    there is something about this that is strangely apt, but I'm not entirely sure what.
    I am not entirely clear on what a neoreactionary even is but it feels appropriate.
  • edited 2016-04-29 04:06:32

    Jane said:

    weird confession: the word “neoreactionary” is forever associated in my mind with the Mask of the Father from Dark Souls

    there is something about this that is strangely apt, but I'm not entirely sure what.
    I am not entirely clear on what a neoreactionary even is but irt feel appropriate.
    "democracy is barely better than fascism, we need a king like in the good old days, here is my very long and obtuse blog post explaining why. also i probably hate black people"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    purple people
  • Odradek said:

    milkypetalwater.tumblr.com/post/143548257472/thenotoriousscuttlecliff-doctorwhoxdc-how

    Okay tumblr just drop that with no context or proof that's a good idea

    I remember seeing some credible-ish-maybe stuff about it a while ago? I haven't cared to look too much into it and it's why I haven't said anything about it

  • edited 2016-04-29 04:19:12
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Resurgam.

    Pink Fairy Armadillos exist.
  • I had originally posted this in a PM, but I figure Tre might appreciate it too, so:

    image

    this 2012 post ended up being oddly prophetic
  • kill living beings
    Jane said:

    I guess 'purply and tentacled' is not the most unique aesthetic, but still.

    point of order this object is tentacle fre e e e e e
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It always was kind of unsettling how many Tumblr users don't seem to have any concept of slander or libel.

    Like, they take normal teenage gossiping but extend it to things like accusations of rape, without any indication of understanding how serious a claim that is.
  • Jane said:

    I guess 'purply and tentacled' is not the most unique aesthetic, but still.

    point of order this object is tentacle fre e e e e e
    ok, purply and possessing of more eyes than is the norm.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tre said:

    I had originally posted this in a PM, but I figure Tre might appreciate it too, so:

    image

    this 2012 post ended up being oddly prophetic
    I tried to make cutesy one-way street pairs but this one ended up being less funny after a while
  • kill living beings
    eyes are a man's romance!
  • Splat Charger Specialist
    Jane said:

    Jane said:

    I guess 'purply and tentacled' is not the most unique aesthetic, but still.

    point of order this object is tentacle fre e e e e e
    ok, purply and possessing of more eyes than is the norm.
    >purply
    image
  • Example of slander: Cathy Brennan is a fake goth
  • Not like you could have predicted what happened. Hell, I'm not sure anyone outside of the upper echelons of the type industry could.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Example of slander: Cathy Brennan is a fake goth

    that was also immensely stupid, so
  • http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Cathy_Brennan#Fake_goth_scandal

    2016 is definitely turning out to be the best year so far out of all of the years that have happened
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