You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
homosexuality
there was a month or three where that word kept popping into my head
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I have a new haircut. I also figured out why I usually don't like my hair short: I don't like having my ears exposed. You'd think I would have figured this out before now, but I never thought to think of my haircut as having different parts. Derp.
Oh, well. This hairdresser was very nice and helpful.
Work went better than expected. Found everywhere all right, didn't crash from sleep deprivation, got paid in cash, and my employer deliberately overpaid me.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I'm going out for dinner for a few hours. Back in a bit.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Huh...I have a "thank you" note from my bank for using their services. How strange.
Also a phone book.
I hate these things, but at least their flammable.
You think the hippy capital of the world would be like, "Fuck off and use the internet to look up phone numbers, we're not murdering trees because you can't work Google search."
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
"I need to check what my blood type is before I go to a blood drive."
...What? Why?
The only reason I know my blood type is because I went to a blood drive and they took my blood and then told me my blood type afterwards.
Is it not through the red cross, or something? Unless they have strict blood type getting requirements, they should take your blood regardless, test it, and let you know what type it is and if there's anything wrong (which their likely won't be).
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What happened?
...On second thought, I don't think I want to know.
Here, U2 will help you think of something else.
Unless the mindfuckery was U2-related, for some reason.
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there was a month or three where that word kept popping into my head
"homosexuality" is a fun word to sing.
hoh-moh-sex-oo-al-eh-teeeeee!
Staying up late means hunger.
Also, work involves driving, which I really shouldn't do without sleep.
I am replacing it with apple juice and Cheez-its.
Don't you know? The Red Cross places mind control microchips in your bloodstream when you get your blood drawn!
That's why I'm wearing this tinfoil hat, see.
Anyway, isn't it Betty Crocker that has the microchips?
Just 8ecause.
keikaku pony
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I need to check what my blood type is before I go to a blood drive. I think it might actually be AB.
And I finished another part of my superhero story.
My computer is now faster than The Flash drinking cheetah blood.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis