You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm sure glad this sign exists, because I never would have worked that out on my own.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'd never really given it much thought, but I suppose "Bluegrass Parkway" is a pretty cool name.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I don't know what it's called
Also tiredness had hit me to the point that I'm struggling to keep my tablet in my hand
Bed & sleeping may need to be in my immediate future.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
It goes ding when there's stuff.
On a less wonderposty note, I'd like to do something like the 30 day Pokémon challenge on my tumblr, but I feel like I shouldn't until we learn more about Generation VI. I almost feel like it would be unfair to comment on the starters while we know Chespin, Fennekin, and Froakie exist and not much else.
In an average parking lot, you will have the average persons to maintain it. Pavers, painters and other folks who bring their inspection checklists. But there's one you may not have seen. The legendary order of the Asphalmancers. These men and women perform their jobs in secret, in the late hours of the night when only the graveyard shift of the 7-11 are on duty. They bring with them the devices and objects of mystical inclination, such as enchanted 2-liter bottles and glitter of infinite darkness. With these tools in hand, they have their purpose: To appease the gods of the parking lot and bring another day of successful parking.
To begin their ritual, these Asphalmancers will uncap their enchanted bottles, and sprinkle the divine liquid onto the pavement below. This liquid can consist of many things, depending on the lot in question. This diviner has heard reports of black water from the Abyssinian lagoons, fresh water from the fountains of Pasadena, or diet coke from the very department store the parking lot leads to. Whichever liquid they use, it must be dispensed in each corner of the lot.
If proper procedure has been followed, the next ritual phase may begin. The performance of this stage depends on many variables, such as the lot size, shape, temperature, temperament, or the mood of the Asphalmancer. They may decide to take all vehicles which received parking tickets over the day and bless them, or perhaps create an offering of the lots preferred deli meats and foodstuffs.
At the next break of dawn, these sorcerers and sorceresses must return to their domiciles, and await word from their local magistic magistrate as to whether they achieved success. If they fail, dire consequences may result. Some vehicles resting within the lot may be mysteriously keyed by unknowable dark forces, while others may see their windows dinged by unseen force. Such is the wrath of unfettered and enraged parking lot gods.
So if you ever skulk to a convenient grocer in the low hours of night and see a man in a wizard outfit sprinkling expired lime soda on the ground while performing strange motions, do not see him as a figure to be pitied, but as a hero. Give them your appreciation, or perhaps join them as they try to keep the lot safe for another business day.
also apparently it's a riddle but I don't really get it.
I love that it's labeled "safe" despite the fatalities.
Like someone looked at the report and went "Jesus Christ guys, it's just a grocery bag in a bunch of sand, people die wile dirt-biking and boating all the time" but didn't have any clearance to do more than that.
which caretaker album?? caretaker is pretty cool, i think, sometimes, though you sometimes get people crying about "but he uses a bunch of preset effects ;_;" but eh i think it sounds good so idc really
and stuff like theoretically pure anterograde amnesia actually has cool enough artistic intentions behind it.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm an awakewoman now
Don't know if I'll stay that way, but it's worth a shot
You know what would be super cool? If you could just... stop time, and not age in that time, but freely move around and do stuff, and retain memories, muscle and nutrients acquired in that time. Kind of like Bernard's Watch.
As it is, i put things off like meals because i haven't done everything i need to, and then i end up skipping meals and still not accomplishing everything i planned.
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Bluegrass Parkway is a cool road name, though.
Thick with soldiers night and day
They'll hear the noise all the way to Glengarry
Aye.
French accents really *can* be sexy, whether or not their memetic status is exaggerated.
^ Don't be ridiculous. They are not as dreadful as they look. In fact, they are quite helpful if you know how to talk to them!
Good night.
this is the best page on this site
also apparently it's a riddle but I don't really get it.
Also tiredness had hit me to the point that I'm struggling to keep my tablet in my hand
Bed & sleeping may need to be in my immediate future.
Things have thingness which is the essence of things, if you believe that.
there Bobby.
I wrote a short story
are u happy now
do u see what u did
i'm so happy i could fly into space and destroy the patriarchal paradigm with a laser beam!
Later.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
which caretaker album?? caretaker is pretty cool, i think, sometimes, though you sometimes get people crying about "but he uses a bunch of preset effects ;_;" but eh i think it sounds good so idc really
and stuff like theoretically pure anterograde amnesia actually has cool enough artistic intentions behind it.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Is it Mr. North? Ryan? Doctor President? Guy who writes that comic I like? ...YOU???
Don't know if I'll stay that way, but it's worth a shot
You know what would be super cool? If you could just... stop time, and not age in that time, but freely move around and do stuff, and retain memories, muscle and nutrients acquired in that time. Kind of like Bernard's Watch.
As it is, i put things off like meals because i haven't done everything i need to, and then i end up skipping meals and still not accomplishing everything i planned.