I put eight sims in a house for a "social experiment" to test their will to live, and gave them the bare essentials that they need to survive. I left them alone for 24 sim hours to see what they do, and then I blocked off the kitchen for another 24 hours to get their hunger down. In the basement of this house, I placed a large pool separating the Sims from some fridges, and gave them all the hydrophobic trait, with the intention being that they would have to face their fears to grab a snack from the fridge to stay alive long enough for the kitchen to be reopened.
It didn't work like that.
Out of eight Sims, only two were smart enough to realise that there were no ovens in the basement, and so grabbed a snack to keep them going. All the others tried to prepare food, despite there being no surfaces or ovens to cook on. Even when I opened the kitchen back up, they keep trying to go to the fridge in the basement to cook on the kitchen oven, even though there is a fridge next to the oven.
Also one of the Sims is trapped in the basement due to her own stupidity. She spent so long trying to cook food that her energy bar is completely depleted, so every time she goes into the pool to swim to the bed she begins to drown. Instead of pushing herself to get to the other side, she hops back out on the wrong side, so she'll either die of starvation or drowning.
I want to these bastards to stay alive, but they are just so dumb that they kill themselves.
I put eight sims in a house for a "social experiment" to test their will to live, and gave them the bare essentials that they need to survive. I left them alone for 24 sim hours to see what they do, and then I blocked off the kitchen for another 24 hours to get their hunger down. In the basement of this house, I placed a large pool separating the Sims from some fridges, and gave them all the hydrophobic trait, with the intention being that they would have to face their fears to grab a snack from the fridge to stay alive long enough for the kitchen to be reopened.
It didn't work like that.
Out of eight Sims, only two were smart enough to realise that there were no ovens in the basement, and so grabbed a snack to keep them going. All the others tried to prepare food, despite there being no surfaces or ovens to cook on. Even when I opened the kitchen back up, they keep trying to go to the fridge in the basement to cook on the kitchen oven, even though there is a fridge next to the oven.
Also one of the Sims is trapped in the basement due to her own stupidity. She spent so long trying to cook food that her energy bar is completely depleted, so every time she goes into the pool to swim to the bed she begins to drown. Instead of pushing herself to get to the other side, she hops back out on the wrong side, so she'll either die of starvation or drowning.
I want to these bastards to stay alive, but they are just so dumb that they kill themselves.
In just that one stage, four Sims died of starvation because they were too stupid to realise they could now cook food to survive as there was A FRIDGE NEXT TO THE OVEN.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I was reminded of this gem from 2017, so I feel compelled to post it again:
10-09 03:00 Tatterhood has joined #trashheap 10-09 03:00 <Tatterhood> guess 3hos drunk 10-09 03:00 <Cultist> me 10-09 03:01 <Tatterhood> wr0mg 10-09 03:01 <Tatterhood> tha answer is: lucy 10-09 03:01 <Tatterhood> so unles yuo are lucy or at elast canada, shut uo 10-09 03:01 <Cultist> you're right... i checked and i'm not drunk 10-09 03:02 <Tatterhood> canadai s a drifferetn country from te other ones 10-09 03:04 <Myrdradek> I hate how my mom stays up until 11:30 every night with all lights on and the tv blairing 10-09 03:04 <Myrdradek> blaring 10-09 03:04 <Tatterhood> thaats too loud I tink 10-09 03:05 <CentralAve> Liquid Horniness 10-09 03:06 <Tatterhood> horniness dodsent come in a bottle 10-09 03:06 <Tatterhood> it coes in LIFE 10-09 03:07 <Tatterhood> if you play honry video gmaes ou get hotny yourself, like a ant 10-09 03:07 <Tatterhood> i saw a cat dotay and I have to say: why are we all not have cas 10-09 03:09 <Tatterhood> I think america sh08od be on irc tonight 10-09 03:09 <Tatterhood> after all t si canadia n tansgiving, the most im ortant thank giving 10-09 03:10 <Icon> ReLIFE 10-09 03:12 <Tatterhood> icon ias yuo a BBIRD 10-09 03:13 <Icon> I'm v birdy 10-09 03:13 <Icon> I'm the best bird even. 10-09 03:14 <Tatterhood> well if thats the acse can you ecplin bords to be 10-09 03:14 <Tatterhood> I feel klike I understand cats and wquirresl ut not birsd 10-09 03:16 <Anonus> Tatterhood: do you still believe dogs are fake 10-09 03:16 <Tatterhood> well you se I didnt meet a dog tnight 10-09 03:17 <Tatterhood> because my autn who has a dog didnt coem t o thanksfiving 10-09 03:17 <Tatterhood> btu I think dosg are like not realy ecause if ou see a cat it ebhaves like a cat 10-09 03:17 <Tatterhood> but if you ssee a dog its like too much of a dog yuo know 10-09 03:20 <Tatterhood> its borign t hat people are asleep 10-09 03:20 <Tatterhood> i tibk tis sohould be tonksgivign is ever county 10-09 03:22 <Anonus> Tatterhood: tonksgivign? 10-09 03:22 <Anonus> is that like national novembing day 10-09 03:24 <Tatterhood> no its in october\ 10-09 03:25 <Tatterhood> its like oktoberfetst but forpeople whia are from less coo ll paces 10-09 03:26 <Anonus> oh 10-09 03:28 <Tatterhood> Look lita very simpe, its canadian thansk fvinging 10-09 03:28 <Tatterhood> but in kithcener-wqteloo, its als o oktoberfest 10-09 03:28 <Tatterhood> so whos cooler do youthink 10-09 03:29 <Tatterhood> I thkn lucy s the coolest 10-09 03:30 <Tatterhood> everyone who is not lucy us birung in real life 10-09 03:35 <Anonus> Tatterhood: CentralAve isn't boring in real life 10-09 03:36 <Anonus> I would also ping chik if they were here 10-09 03:37 <Tatterhood> chiken 10-09 03:37 <Tatterhood> znyway if you r nt in canad and iyor ASPWEEP THNEN TATS BORING IMO 10-09 03:40 <Tatterhood> paralized terrorized 10-09 03:41 <Tatterhood> in my etes somwthing someting 10-09 03:41 <Tatterhood> in my eys in my eyrs endlessly 10-09 03:41 <Tatterhood> so pixlate me' 10-09 03:41 <Tatterhood> iM GONNA GO TO BED I GUESs 10-09 03:42 Tatterhood has left #trashheap
huh so now we know that Drunk!Lucy is less cogent than Sleepdep!Ozzy
and one time when I was sleepdep I laughed maniacally at the exits in a little local independent movie theater because they had curtains and I thought that was hilariously ominous. But it made sense in my sleepdepbrain.
I’m okay, because I’m on top of a hill, but the place where there was severe flooding is next to where I used to work, so if I still worked there, I’d probably be camping in a shopping centre right about now.
So I’ve made a Sim called Chad Casanova, who’s sole purpose in life is to impregnate as many women as possible.
He’s charismatic, flirty, a great kisser, ambitious, and has commitment issues. I gave him some boosters to make his extra seductive and fertile, and he has a heart of stone and doesn’t care about people being jealous that he is flirting with people in front of their spouses and each other.
So far he's had three children from two different women, and has a ton more on the way.
Most of the babies he’s having were conceived in the gym shower.
Edit: so the husband of one of the women Chad has knocked up invited him to a party at his mansion. Chad saw one of this other baby mothers at the party, the one who gave him twins, and managed to get her pregnant again whilst woohooing in the master bedroom. After he got kicked out, Chad didn’t even give a shit as he strode out the mansion with a big grin on his face.
I’ll maybe see what the kids look like when they get older and adopt any that are good looking and have good traits, just so they can continue their father’s legacy.
Chad now has five children by three different women.
So I’ve made a Sim called Chad Casanova, who’s sole purpose in life is to impregnate as many women as possible.
He’s charismatic, flirty, a great kisser, ambitious, and has commitment issues. I gave him some boosters to make his extra seductive and fertile, and he has a heart of stone and doesn’t care about people being jealous that he is flirting with people in front of their spouses and each other.
So far he's had three children from two different women, and has a ton more on the way.
You know, I traditionally either kill off my sims as nastily as I can, or aggressively skill-grind them and breed them to produce the ultimate SIM, but for some reason Chad Casanova made me go "eww, Sims is innocent, that's not how you play Sims!".
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Well, I saw the new Star Wars movie, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Then again, I do have a Pavlovian response to the sound effects and aesthetics of said fictional universe, so perhaps my enjoyment is more based in me-really-liking-the-texture-of-this-one-hinged-porthole-and-the-sound-it-made-when-pulled-open than in any "plot" or "character" stuff.
Well, I saw the new Star Wars movie, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Then again, I do have a Pavlovian response to the sound effects and aesthetics of said fictional universe, so perhaps my enjoyment is more based in me-really-liking-the-texture-of-this-one-hinged-porthole-and-the-sound-it-made-when-pulled-open than in any "plot" or "character" stuff.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
that's possibly what's gonna happen with Sraw Rats (guaranteed in The Last Jedi's case, not sure about Rise of Skywalker yet)
I haven't seen the ninth one but I feel like the sequel series is going to only properly be judged on its own merits once it has time for people to leave it behind and come back to it later
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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It’s been raining all day.
There’s flood warnings all over the city, and most of the rivers have burst their banks.
RIP
stay safe
He’s charismatic, flirty, a great kisser, ambitious, and has commitment issues. I gave him some boosters to make his extra seductive and fertile, and he has a heart of stone and doesn’t care about people being jealous that he is flirting with people in front of their spouses and each other.
So far he's had three children from two different women, and has a ton more on the way.
Edit: so the husband of one of the women Chad has knocked up invited him to a party at his mansion. Chad saw one of this other baby mothers at the party, the one who gave him twins, and managed to get her pregnant again whilst woohooing in the master bedroom. After he got kicked out, Chad didn’t even give a shit as he strode out the mansion with a big grin on his face.
What even is this game?
I’ll maybe see what the kids look like when they get older and adopt any that are good looking and have good traits, just so they can continue their father’s legacy.
Chad now has five children by three different women.
Edit: seven babies by four different women.
At this rate, the town will be overrun by Chad’s offspring. He’s got eleven children, and plenty more to come.
He’s got seventeen children now, so got a wide variety to choose from.
We mentioned it to my mom and she was like "Yeah, that's a movie you just wait to see for free on cable in two years"
It is a dumpster fire
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClassicalMemes/comments/eewoli/this_meme_format_was_just_begging_to_be_used_for/fc14tfw/
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Merry Christmas,
Florida Turtle