The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    quite so
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    I'VE BECOME SO NUMB


    I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE

    BECOME SO TIRED

    SO MUCH MORE AWARE

    I'M BECOMING THIS

    ALL I WANT TO DO

    IS BE MORE LIKE ME

    AND BE LESS LIKE YOU
    it kind of weirds me out thinking of the fact that Chester Bennington played at Chris Cornell's funeral and then also killed himself shortly after
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That is weird to think about.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    🦌 Doe.
    👸🏻 Rae. (Me.)
    ⚙ Fossil.
    ☕ Latte.
    🦌 Doe.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    How do we know the following people aren't crazy?


    Central Avenue

    Anonus

    Imipolex G

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I know I'm crazy
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    boosette
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Just watched the whole "Quatsi trilogy". Second time watching Koyaanisquatsi, first time for the other two. Hypnotic from start to finish. Oddly enough, the third film "felt" the cheapest of the bunch, because of the abundance of digital editing and rudimentary CG animation.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    kill who
  • Important.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    kitty
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    cat.
  • We must be getting you into bed now, you aren't well my child, you need rest.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    bed?
  • Just got a message on PoF from someone who says that he is looking for a “loyal loving caring and honest relationship”, hasn’t had much “look” at all and is starting to give up, and that is so “loyal loving caring and honest” that he’s written it twice.
  • He also doesn’t seem to be aware of what the Oxford Comma is.
  • I almost feel sorry for the poor bastard
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    he's not a bot is he
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    we're all bots
  • edited 2018-10-15 18:16:30
    ಠ_ಠ
    Anonus said:

    he's not a bot is he

    No, he’s a real bloke with a profile bio that is pretty similar to his message. I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a message saved in his phone that he fires off to every woman he comes across.

    He’s also very fond of snapchat filters.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    disloyal unloving uncaring dishonest
  • disloyal unloving uncaring dishonest

    The new Fall Out Boy single
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it's emo as fuck
  • edited 2018-10-15 19:06:02
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    you never tire of the youtube poop, do you gmh
  • you never tire of the youtube poop, do you gmh


  • edited 2018-10-22 22:54:22
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    My face when the king tries to have my saintly friend murdered but doesn't realize that he dooms his kingdom in doing so, and the peasants are jealous of my mustache.

    image
  • My face when the king tries to have my saintly friend murdered but doesn't realize that he dooms his kingdom in doing so, and the peasants are jealous of my mustache.


    image
    same
  • edited 2018-10-31 17:10:54
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    My face when the gods strike us all blind and take away the sun because the time for war has ended and the time for peace has begun, but I'm also showing off my beautiful spear.

    image
  • edited 2018-10-31 19:01:15
    And now, happy birthday to me (as stated in my full-size avatar picture), for real.
  • edited 2018-11-01 01:27:42
    Drywall said:

    harpy birf

    oh so that's how new harpies come into this world!

    (thanks <3)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Mairzy doats and dozy doats and Waitermanzy divey

    You seem to be in a good mood tonight, chef

    Of course I am! Don't you know what tonight is?

    It's Halloweene, Chef!

    Yeah! It's also death-of-October day!!

    Death of what?

    It's the day when October finally dies and lets November take her place as Queen Month

    are all the months queens?

    most of them are, yeah
    except may
    maay is an empress

    we're not making many typos tonight, i notice

    that's becuase the author is finding it more difficult than usual to amvoid hitting backpace

    that makes sense
    it's jsuch an automatic thing that she probably had to make a deliberate effort to avoid doing it

    eeyup
    anyways, in honor of october-'s about to die day, let's sing some traditonal carols

    i don't know any

    then i'll star!t
    WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO
    DONT LEAVE ME HSNAING ON LIKE A YOYO

    that 's the best october death carol i've ever ehard, cehf

    thanks, watierman
    now you try one

    sure
    YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT

    SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WHAT YOU REALLY WREALLY WANT

    I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT

    SO TELL ME WHAT YOUW ANT, WHAT YOU REALLY WANT

    i want a quesadilla

    i think i remember how to make those

    you probably do, but you fed the last of our cheese to that sherriff's depty who was heare earlier

    wait, quesadillas use cheese?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (A sheffly divey too, wooden shoe)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    As long as this website is still accessible on the Internet there will continue to be Chef & Waiterman posts
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    RIP October
  • we should continue celebrating halloween all the time
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I do
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Still Halloween over here.
  • so what should i do after Halloween?  should i continue being Solo Vivace?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    harveymagusglenn
  • harveymagusglenn

    but

    being a dragon girl is fun
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    I had a bad dream last night that was almost like something out of Philip K Dick's trippier novels. It started off as an alien invasion scenario, but then it turned out the invasion actually happened in an alternate reality, not in mine. Except we were somehow receiving TV and radio signals from the reality where the invasion did happen, and that was gradually transforming our reality into the one where Earth was already conquered.
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