You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Even harder challenge: Count the number of Heapers who aren't autistic
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Heh, the word "misfit" always makes me think of that special, too.
Also, why would the glass ornaments make that loud crash when they hit the snow?
Even harder challenge: Count the number of Heapers who aren't autistic
Three or four...
Really, if you expand that to "non-neurotypical," I think that takes out the whole forum.
Also, I really don't mean this to sound elitist or obnoxious, but I get the feeling that if we plotted the mean IQ here, it would be at least one standard deviation above the norm, if not two.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
To be perfectly honest, I have no clue what my sexuality is.
Spoilered for TMI:
Spoiler:
My sexual needs are perfectly satisfied with masturbation. I've seen that described as "autosexual," but that just sounds silly.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I can't decide whether or not I should be offended by that. :P
I know it makes me sound like a total loser, but it is indeed the case. I'm sure I'm an extremely rare case, though. (But I wouldn't brag about it, of course. That would be even more silly.)
I can't decide whether or not I should be offended by that. :P
I know it makes me sound like a total loser, but it is indeed the case. I'm sure I'm an extremely rare case, though. (But I wouldn't brag about it, of course. That would be even more silly.)
Man, you shouldn't even talk with someone who would call you a loser for something as silly as that. Those kinds of people aren't worth your time.
Hell, if anything, I envy you. You probably spend a lot less time fretting and worrying about your sex life. =P
Now that I think about it, I think I'm less asexual than I am just not interested in any relationships with anyone at this point in time. So, "heterosexual, but not necessarily looking for anything." For right now I'm in Gator's camp.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I was like that for a long time. Masturbation's good, but I don't really need a romantic or sexual partner, you know?
Then I found Anonus by chance...and everything changed...
I myself am a hopeless romantic in many respects, but I honestly thought that my chances of coming into some kind of relationship were slim due to my total lack of social aptitude.
I was like that for a long time. Masturbation's good, but I don't really need a romantic or sexual partner, you know?
Then I found Anonus by chance...and everything changed...
D'aww, same here but with Section...
We and you and AU do kinda have some of these weird parallels, don't we
I felt the same way too, for the most part. We really do have these weird parallels with each other. They're pretty cute to notice whenever they pop up.
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Mr. Darcy, I guess. And Justice
(*waves the Autism Wand*)
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
einsteinonacid:
No Vampires required.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
crosspost ^w^
Congrats, man. Also, we can totally be out of the closet buddies. *High five*
I think King Friday is Bi. I mean, I seem to remember Justice saying something about Friday's crazy adventures in college or something of the like.
Also, thanks for all the support, everyone. I mean, I didn't expect you guys to not be supportive, but still, it means a lot to me.
uh on that note I'm bisexual if that has not been made obvious in the past.
Honestly, that doesn't surprise me in the least.
But I don't think that "boobsexual" really qualifies as an orientation
i myself am way big on romance