lol they actually won't let me read the site unless i explicitly give my consent
nah you're good mate
I mean forbes is also the site that didn't take down their "disable adblock pl0x" javascript garbage even when it was discovered they were serving malware ads for a month, so
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Having a conversation with this old lady when I was on the tills at work, and she said that she had just left work and her brain was mush. I said that I was in at 10am and finished at 7pm. She said, “Oh, it’s fine when you’re busy, but when you’re not, it goes by so slowly. It’s like waiting to be hung.”
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
waiterman, can we talk one-on-one for a bit
ther'es been onobody else in teh building for the pats six hours
so i suppose can
ok
ij ust wanna ask you a few things
what's wrong, schef?
well
how can you just leave me standing?
alone in a world that's so cold?
chef, i--
maybe i'm just too dmeanding
maybe i'm just like my father, too bold
mayibe i'm just liek my mother
she's never satisfied?
why do we scream at each other?
this is what it sounds like when pidove cries
pidove is my favorite pokemon!!
i know!
this is your birthday surprise, waiterman
oh chef, it's just what i wnated
but how do i get the pidove from the birthday card into my 3ds
what's a 3ds?
i thought pokemon was real life
are you confusing pokemon with politics again, chef?
wait, you mean barack obama's not a pokemon trainer?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
30C is apparently 86F??? I don't know how anyone would stand to wear a hoodie in that kind of weather
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
I feel like I'm some kind of fogey
Like, much of the reason that Disney is trying to buy 21st Century Fox is so they can get their hands on 20th Century Fox's movie and TV library for their upcoming streaming service
There isn't a lot of talk about feeding movies and TV shows to FX and FXX and giving Disney their own versions of TBS and TNT
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i'm here for the people in the background awkwardly trying to go about their grocery shopping
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Four hours to go!
sad face
*two hours later*
Me: Oh, I’m now the Champion.
Yeah, Pokemon Omega Ruby owns my soul.
So far all I’ve managed to stain is my forehead and ears.
And my neck.
And the pristine clean beige bath rug.
Possibly the bathroom floor and sink, too.
R.I.P.
RIP
How.
Hope all of y'all Americans are remembering to do your annual Indepen dance today.