Vriska I will have you know that, in the break room at work, there's a poster urging us to "celebr8" something or other and every time I see it I think you wrote it.
That's what I was thinking too, alongside searching for ace folk. Good luck either way Toolsie, hope you find someone nice and to your liking (or even multiple people like that).
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
When are 🐦 & 👦🏾 & ⚙ starting the Alice Is My Girlfriend Club?
Me: *scraping plate of food scraps into bin* Dog: *gets something out of the bin* Me: Oi, dead! Whatever it is you have in your mouth, dead! Dog: *coughs up mashed potato onto floor, sniffs it, then eats it* Me: Okay, never mind.
(Mac is a retrieving dog, so he’s trained to drop things when we say “dead”. He just chooses to ignore us when food is involved)
Nah, it’s when he used to go out on pheasant shoots with dad, he would go and retrieve them if they landed in a bush or in a pond or something like that. We say “dead” to make him drop it, and he gets rewarded for dropping it. So now we use it all the time he has something in his mouth that we don’t want him to have.
Except when food is involved. If he’s stolen an apple from the apple tree or something like that, he will clamp his jaws shut and we have to physically remove said object from him.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I park my car and wait for the bus into campus. After a few minutes, a North Express pulls up with the sign reading "NE: ACADEMIC CORE".
I go to get on the bus. The driver stops me.
"No, sir. This bus is out of service."
"It doesn't say it's out of service."
"Well, trust me. Unless you want to go to the garage, wait for the next bus."
And it's like...I think she thought I was trying to argue that the bus wasn't really out of service? But that's so silly; I was just pointing out that I can't be expected to know the bus is out of service if the sign doesn't say so...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Trick question, it’s me.
Dog: *gets something out of the bin*
Me: Oi, dead! Whatever it is you have in your mouth, dead!
Dog: *coughs up mashed potato onto floor, sniffs it, then eats it*
Me: Okay, never mind.
(Mac is a retrieving dog, so he’s trained to drop things when we say “dead”. He just chooses to ignore us when food is involved)
I go to get on the bus. The driver stops me.
"No, sir. This bus is out of service."
"It doesn't say it's out of service."
"Well, trust me. Unless you want to go to the garage, wait for the next bus."
And it's like...I think she thought I was trying to argue that the bus wasn't really out of service? But that's so silly; I was just pointing out that I can't be expected to know the bus is out of service if the sign doesn't say so...
I’m recovering a bit, though.
I am at the hairdressers getting my hair done
this just reminds me of the "lemme smash" meme