The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Anonus

  2017-10-05 04:22:54

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  how old is that
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-05 04:24:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Not Me is timeless
  
• Toolsie

  2017-10-05 10:51:03

  ಠ_ಠ

  Drywall said:

  Seems like a lot of us ended up going for monochrome avatars recently

  
  

  in my case it's mostly since the comics themselves are in black and white, but it seems to be a theme of sorts

  Nope, not me.
  
  Also, hello again.
  
  I fainted at work.
  
  Fun times.
  
• Anonus

  2017-10-05 11:58:13

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  :(
• Toolsie

  2017-10-05 13:16:38

  ಠ_ಠ

  But, never fear. I have written some more gay vampire fluff. 
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-05 17:19:13

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  surely the antidote to all ailments
  
• Crystal

  2017-10-05 22:45:42

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-10-05 23:07:33

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-10-05 23:30:32

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  how is this sign supposed to be read
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-10-05 23:35:00

  scramblewow
  home     dawg
  fries-n-drink
  look -> $6.49
  
  what's not to understand
  
• Calica

  2017-10-05 23:50:51

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  scramble, as in scrambled eggs

  home fries, as in home fries

  dawg drink, as in probably a big drink

  wow, because it's a good combo

  look, as in look at the price, six and a half buckaroonios
• Tatterhood

  2017-10-06 00:09:41 edited 2017-10-06 00:09:48

  Honestly I completely didn't even think of "home fries", despite that making much more sense than any other explanation for the word "home" being there.
  
• Crystal

  2017-10-06 00:19:43

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-10-06 00:28:43

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  That certainly is a font.
• Anonus

  2017-10-06 00:30:58

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Its name is Palace, I think

  
  

  Whoever made that forgot to use the version without all the swashes
• Tatterhood

  2017-10-06 00:33:46

  I think "forgot" may be giving more credit than is deserved
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-06 00:58:15

  Hollywood said:

  

  i can't come up with a good pun for it but the letter i looks like a sword

  Algebra said:

  Honestly I completely didn't even think of "home fries", despite that making much more sense than any other explanation for the word "home" being there.
  

  I recognized "home fries" as a term but couldn't make sense of "dawg drink" so I tried parsing it as "home dawg fries-n-drink"
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-06 00:59:02

  okay yeah Google only has 567 hits for "dawg drink"
  
• Calica

  2017-10-06 01:07:16

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  scramble, as in scrambled eggs

  home fries, as in home fries

  dawg drink, as in probably a big drink

  wow, because it's a good combo

  look, as in look at the price, six and a half buckaroonios
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-06 01:13:32

  Calica said:

  scramble, as in scrambled eggs

  home fries, as in home fries

  dawg drink, as in probably a big drink

  wow, because it's a good combo

  look, as in look at the price, six and a half buckaroonios

  this is on the same page so this is all just one Google hit, sorry
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-06 01:14:24

  actually it could be
  
  SCRAMBLE - WOW, DAWG!
  HOME FRIES & DRINK
  
  LOOK -> $6.49
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-06 01:17:15

  and then the dawg drink became a mythical beverage whose existence was on one fateful day revealed in a short glimpse on our humble forum
  
  thou shalt possibly revere the dawg drink because it may be great and grand
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-10-06 01:34:52

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
• Calica

  2017-10-06 01:35:32

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  the true original Alice
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-06 01:42:04

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  wow, I never knew that before, except I did
• lee4hmz

  2017-10-06 01:59:36 edited 2017-10-06 02:00:46

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  such scramble

  very fries

  much dawg

  
  

  wow
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-06 02:12:41

  Calica said:

  the true original Alice

  
  
• Calica

  2017-10-06 02:14:04

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Calica said:

  the true original Alice

  
  

  I bet that girl doesn't even predate touhou
• Princess Alice

  2017-10-06 02:29:29

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I do like the way they carefully phrase it as "may have", as if there's anybody who seriously doubts that Alice is based on Alice Liddell
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-06 02:33:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  some do
• Princess Alice

  2017-10-06 02:35:30 edited 2017-10-06 02:35:37

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  The last poem in Through the Looking-Glass was literally an acrostic that spelled out her full name
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-06 02:36:09

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  proves nothing
• Misery

  2017-10-06 02:44:36

  The sadness will last forever.

  whoa
• Tachyon

  2017-10-06 17:28:08

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i wouldn't have gotten 'home fries' because i never heard them called that

  
  

  over here they're just fried potatoes
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-06 18:43:37

  Junie B Jones said:

  I do like the way they carefully phrase it as "may have", as if there's anybody who seriously doubts that Alice is based on Alice Liddell

  this is how i unintentionally infuriate some people
  
• Aliroz

  2017-10-06 18:46:09

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  It wasn't Alice Liddell, it was somebody else with the same name.
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-06 19:05:25 edited 2017-10-06 19:06:15

  2002 MN said:

  It wasn't Alice Liddell, it was somebody else with the same name.

  
  
  this is literally true
  
  edit: removing link because it links to real people's addresses and phone numbers
  yeah it's one of those sites that compiles people's info from things like phone books and posts it publicly
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-10-06 19:20:23

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Is it acceptable for me, as a non-religious person, to buy religious-themed greeting cards for my Christian grandmother?

  
  

  She likes them a lot...
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-06 19:23:01

  Junie B Jones said:

  Is it acceptable for me, as a non-religious person, to buy religious-themed greeting cards for my Christian grandmother?

  
  

  She likes them a lot...

  why would it not be?
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-06 19:28:51

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  it makes you a hypocrite
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-06 19:34:25 edited 2017-10-06 19:34:55

  Imipolex G Except Evil said:

  it makes you a hypocrite

  [tompkinsrobotmomerson] whatevs little man
  [tompkinsrobotmomerson] you can't even take care of your own virtual pet
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-06 19:42:51

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I dislike hypocrisy
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-06 19:43:01

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  swimsuits aren't that great either
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-10-06 19:46:52

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Imipolex G Except Evil said:

  it makes you a hypocrite

  how many layers of irony are you operating on right now
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-06 19:48:36

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  more than you can imagine
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-10-06 22:58:05

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
• Imipolex G

  2017-10-06 22:58:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  that hurts my soul
• Crystal

  2017-10-06 22:59:16

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  YOU CAN TASTE AND DELICIOUS BURGER is a pretty big mood tbh.
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-10-06 23:03:30

  grill-seared poetry board
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-10-06 23:27:36

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.