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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    They're killing Coke Zero and now I'm sad.
  • They're killing Coke Zero and now I'm sad.


    WHAT
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    my god, how will we live
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    apparently they're replacing it with "coke zero sugar" which will have a very similar formula?
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    whatever, I'm more of a diet coke drinker myself anyways
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I don't drink diet or "zero" or anything like that, personally
  • TreTre
    edited 2017-07-26 17:59:49
    image
    I see this going one of two ways:
    • people revolt and demand the original formula back, or
    • literally nothing happens whatsoever and the new version is fine
    and tbh as far as I'm concerned as long as Diet Coke isn't the only option we gucci

    (insert obligatory Diet Coke dunk here)
  • Calica said:

    apparently they're replacing it with "coke zero sugar" which will have a very similar formula?

    IIRC it's theoretically meant to taste more like regular coke.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    isn't that the point of coke zero anyways, to taste more like regular coke than diet coke does
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aw man June Foray died
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    This saddens me.
  • Calica said:

    isn't that the point of coke zero anyways, to taste more like regular coke than diet coke does

    yeah but it kinda doesn't
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    And now, here's something we hope you'll really like!

    ;_;
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    She always seemed timeless and ageless, like Christopher Lee did
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    FUCKING FUCK.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    FUCKING FUCK.


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    She lived 99 years and for over 80 of them she was doing professional voice work.

    That's quite the impressive career.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    diet coke sucks
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    She also outlived many of her contemporaries considerably (Paul Frees died in 1986, Daws Butler died in 1988, Mel Blanc in 1989, Don Messick in 1997, Jean Vander Pyl in 1999)
  • edited 2017-07-27 20:07:40
    The sadness will last forever.
    ^ ^ ^ yeah
  • It could happen. Say that you're Bruce Wayne's grandpa. One bad night after a movie and you have a grandkid but no kids.
  • Also you're the Joker for some reason because comic books are stupid.
  • I was gonna go with alfred
  • kill living beings
    i made a joke about an obscure gcc warning and somebody tried to explain the difference between a function and a procedure. is this what being female is like? am i now a catgirl
  • I didn't know gcc had a pascal compiler
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    as a cowgirl, no one has ever explained to me the difference between a function and a procedure

    ...what is the difference?
  • kill living beings

    I didn't know gcc had a pascal compiler

    (i think it actually does)

    as a cowgirl, no one has ever explained to me the difference between a function and a procedure

    ...what is the difference?

    a function is a mapping from input values to output values. a procedure is something that does things.

    this is irrelevant in context
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    you're irrelevant in context
  • kill living beings
    i'm irrelevant in any context, bithc.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    awkward
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    there is a gnu pascal compiler and also one of the original creators is a prof in the math department programming class thing i've ta'd for (though i haven't ta'd for him in particular)
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    image
  • The sadness will last forever.
    uncanny
  • as a cowgirl, no one has ever explained to me the difference between a function and a procedure

    ...what is the difference?

    u should learn to program in rust imo
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ah, now I am inside a cow.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Move self into cow. Do it now
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    if self = not_in_cow
    {
       self = in_cow
    }
    else
    {
        self = eat_at_wendys
    }
  • edited 2017-07-28 00:27:23
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    C:\>Intocow.exe

                       mmmmm
                      mmmmmm                mmmmmmmmm
                mmmmmmmmm          mmmmmmmmmmm 
         mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
           ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo   o
              ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo           oo
                   ooooooo-                           oooooooo                            oo
                  ooooooo--                          -- ooooooo                          oo
                oooooooo---                        ---- ooooooo

    Welcome to INTOCOW THE TEXT ADVENTURE.

    You are on your property, surrounded by cows.  There are no escape routes,  You feel the ground shake as the herd approaches.  What do you do?

    IntoCow:\> Escape Cow

    You are not in a cow.  You are safe.  For now.  You hear the herd approaching.

    IntoCow:\> obtain Barbed Wire

    You have obtained several miles of Barbed Wire.  You see the herd approaching.

    C:\> Fence off property

    Congratulations, you are now safe from cows.

    Score:  59 / 83

    Play again Y/N ?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Y
  • edited 2017-07-28 00:28:41
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
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    Oh dear. It appears that you have angered the cows, and they are now approaching critical mass. How troublesome.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    critical moos, you mean
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Incorrect. This is critical moos:

    image
  • PointerOutcome
    2008 Opel AstraWas inside cow.
    D-5789Went inside cow.
    D-5794Went inside cow.
    D-5796Became inside cow.
    D-5802Went inside cow. Inside cow distressed.
    Containment Unit 2719-AWent inside cow. Inside cow dies.
    Containment Unit 2719-BWent inside cow.
    Containment Unit 2719-CBecame inside cow.
    D-5803Went inside cow.
    D-5805Went inside cow.
    D-5812Went inside cow.
    D-5813Became inside cow.
    Containment Unit 2719-BBecame inside cow.
    Uleåborg, FinlandBecame inside cow.
    Population of UleåborgWent inside cow. Successful use as evacuation procedure.
    Containment Unit 682-VBecame inside cow.
    SCP-682Went inside cow.
    SCP-682Became inside cow.
    SCP-682Went inside cow.
    SCP-682Went inside cow.
    SCP-682Went inside cow.
    SCP-682Outside cow.
    O5Became inside cow.
    Dr. ZermeloWent inside cow.
    PunishmentBecame inside cow.
    O5-7Went inside cow.
    Dr. BrightBecame inside cow.
    Intestinal DistressOutside cow. (Nice try.)
    Intestinal DistressBecame inside cow.
    Dr. ████Went inside cow. (Now don't do it again.)
    Taree, AustraliaBecame inside cow.
    Population of TareeWent inside cow.
    TranscendenceBecame inside cow.
    O5-1Became inside cow.
    TranscendenceBecame inside cow.
    O5-2Became inside cow.
    TranscendenceBecame inside cow.
    O5-3Became inside cow.
    TranscendenceBecame inside cow.
    O5-4Went inside cow.
    TranscendenceOutside cow.
    TranscendenceOutside cow.
    TranscendenceOutside cow.
  • kill living beings
    this is what the refrance
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Welcome to INTOCOW THE TEXT ADVENTURE  
    Previous best score beat!
    Bonus Level Unlocked:  Boat!
    Play Boat Y/N

    IntoCow:\> Y

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    ----------mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm----------boat---
    -----------mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm--------boatboat------
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    You are on your boat, knowing that somewhere, cows are on the shore, drinking the water.  You sold your property for this boat and 59 days of food.  The cows are on the land, you must avoid the cows. You shudder, thinking back to the days when cows could be satisfied with drinking troughs.  What do you do?

    IntoCow\:> Jettison Food

    You jettison all your food, causing your boat's weight to be lowered.  Your boat rises perceptibly, and the floating food forms a small island on which you may dock.  Possible Escape routes are:  Andromeda Galaxy, Triangulum Galaxy.  You hear seagulls in the distance, coming to eat your island.  The water is nearly gone, and soft mooing can be heard.  Hope is dropping.

    IntoCow\:> use Barbed Wire on Seagulls

    You use what little is left of your once-glorious collection of Barbed Wire to connect three dozen seagulls.  The resulting net resembles a hammock.

    IntoCow\:> Escape in Flying hammock

    You drift off to sleep in your new hammock, and wake up surrounded by cows.  The Seagulls were cows.  All is cows.

    GAME OVER

    Score:  0/73

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