You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
She lived 99 years and for over 80 of them she was doing professional voice work.
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
She also outlived many of her contemporaries considerably (Paul Frees died in 1986, Daws Butler died in 1988, Mel Blanc in 1989, Don Messick in 1997, Jean Vander Pyl in 1999)
"That's it I'm going to fucking kill all of your kids" "I don't have any kids" "Fine I'll kill all your grandkids!" "How the hell are you supposed to kill them if I don't have any kids?"
i made a joke about an obscure gcc warning and somebody tried to explain the difference between a function and a procedure. is this what being female is like? am i now a catgirl
there is a gnu pascal compiler and also one of the original creators is a prof in the math department programming class thing i've ta'd for (though i haven't ta'd for him in particular)
You are on your boat, knowing that somewhere, cows are on the shore, drinking the water. You sold your property for this boat and 59 days of food. The cows are on the land, you must avoid the cows. You shudder, thinking back to the days when cows could be satisfied with drinking troughs. What do you do?
IntoCow\:> Jettison Food
You jettison all your food, causing your boat's weight to be lowered. Your boat rises perceptibly, and the floating food forms a small island on which you may dock. Possible Escape routes are: Andromeda Galaxy, Triangulum Galaxy. You hear seagulls in the distance, coming to eat your island. The water is nearly gone, and soft mooing can be heard. Hope is dropping.
IntoCow\:> use Barbed Wire on Seagulls
You use what little is left of your once-glorious collection of Barbed Wire to connect three dozen seagulls. The resulting net resembles a hammock.
IntoCow\:> Escape in Flying hammock
You drift off to sleep in your new hammock, and wake up surrounded by cows. The Seagulls were cows. All is cows.
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"I don't have any kids"
"Fine I'll kill all your grandkids!"
"How the hell are you supposed to kill them if I don't have any kids?"
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
...what is the difference?
{
self = in_cow
}
else
{
self = eat_at_wendys
}
Oh dear. It appears that you have angered the cows, and they are now approaching critical mass. How troublesome.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead