The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Odradek

  2016-09-26 23:39:14

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Or Yorkshire Pudding
• Tachyon

  2016-09-26 23:40:13

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  yeah
  
  but like if a British person says 'do you want some pudding?' or 'you're just in time for pudding', they mean dessert
  
• Odradek

  2016-09-26 23:43:20

  My dreams exceed my real life

  How can I have my pudding if I didn't eat my meat, though
• Tachyon

  2016-09-26 23:44:33

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  school dinners
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-09-26 23:47:52

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Odradek said:

  How can I have my pudding if I didn't eat my meat, though

  Vegetarianism.
  
• TitleName

  2016-09-26 23:52:36 edited 2016-09-26 23:52:53

  Vegetarians don't get pudding.
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-09-27 00:57:35

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  If you replace the sky texture in a game with a picture of a forensic investigator, does it become an Ema Skyebox?
  
• Hexartes

  2016-09-27 01:08:20

  Watching the debate and my heart is pounding, legitimately having anxiety because I don't want this to go wrong
• Crystal

  2016-09-27 01:23:58

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  My suggestion is to not, or just follow on Twitter or such where you can easily block it out and, like, stop the anxiety.
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-09-27 01:28:03

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  
  
  I... I can't believe what I'm reading here.
  
• Hexartes

  2016-09-27 01:28:13

  Ugh, no, it's something I kinda gotta confront
  
  Donald's clearly losing the last desperately clinging shreds of his cool and there's some nice schadenfreude there
• Anonus

  2016-09-27 01:28:36

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  my mother tells me that anytime she thinks about Donald Trump she gets nervous and wants to eat compulsively
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-09-27 01:39:03

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Why don't we all get on Moetube and watch episodes of random anime picked out of a hat instead.
• Imipolex G

  2016-09-27 01:46:05

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Moetube?
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-09-27 01:47:43

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Yeah idk it's some kind of quasi-legal streaming site you can watch anime with friends on, somehow

  
  

  idk how it works exactly Epitome showed it to me.
• Imipolex G

  2016-09-27 01:54:39

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  is it very moe
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-09-27 01:56:54

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  i'm sorry but i'm still laughing about that quote 20 minutes later. the absurdity is unparalleled.
  
• Crystal

  2016-09-27 02:21:21

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Kexruct said:

  Ugh, no, it's something I kinda gotta confront
  
  Donald's clearly losing the last desperately clinging shreds of his cool and there's some nice schadenfreude there

  Well that's understandable. Not going to get all demanding and stuff, but I was concerned about you making yourself uncomfortable and/or potentially doing so out of "obligation," you know?
• Hexartes

  2016-09-27 02:25:23

  I understand! Thanks for the concern.
• Crystal

  2016-09-27 02:33:44

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Mmm. Not long left!
  
  Meanwhile my body is cooperating so I'm going to take a page out of the Tingle and relax with chocolate milk.
• Tre

  2016-09-27 02:38:30 edited 2016-09-27 02:38:37

  
  

  I made a conscious decision during the primaries to just skip the debates because I felt like I'd hear everything I needed to know from them through the news over the next week or whatever.

  
  

  (Besides, I already essentially know how I feel about the candidates and I find elaboration on politics exasperating, so I feel like I wouldn't be doing myself any good by listening to them talk about The Issues® anyway.)
• Imipolex G

  2016-09-27 02:42:35

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  apparently some kind of election is happening?
  
• Obā-san

  2016-09-27 02:46:39

  
  

  I have no reason to watch the debates because Hillary Clinton could unzip her skin suit and reveal herself to be time travelling Hitler and I'd still vote for her
• Klinotaxis

  2016-09-27 03:03:10

  kill living beings
  

  also trump is going to be random generated [x] so who cares
  
• Imipolex G

  2016-09-27 03:11:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  X parasite
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-09-27 03:17:30

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  The X Parasite, so called because it's eXtinct.
  
• Imipolex G

  2016-09-27 03:22:59

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Xtreme Kool Letterz, sez Imikow
  
• Obā-san

  2016-09-27 05:01:36

  
  

  the best headline ive ever seen said:

  Lil Wayne Officiated a Gay Wedding While in Prison
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-09-27 05:08:29

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I also saw that and it's indeed great.
• Princess Alice

  2016-09-27 05:10:39 edited 2016-09-27 05:11:15

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Why is "Buttersctoch" such an easy typo to make?
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-09-27 05:12:59

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Scotterbutch, a very Scottish lesbian.
• Hexartes

  2016-09-27 05:25:25

  I bought FFX and FFX-2 for the PC. Oh, how I've missed JRPGs.
• Obā-san

  2016-09-27 05:28:53

  
  

  
• Crystal

  2016-09-27 05:33:29

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Kexruct said:

  I bought FFX and FFX-2 for the PC. Oh, how I've missed JRPGs.

  Have fun dweeb.
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-09-27 05:36:05

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  fuckin' nerd

  
  

  enjoying video games n shit

  
  

  what a dweeb
• Princess Alice

  2016-09-27 05:43:05

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I dreamed I was exploring a huge skyscraper called the Hillary Rodham Clinton Tower.

  
  

  I can think of two ex-forum-members who would flip out if such a building actually existed.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-09-27 05:51:37

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I can only imagine how they would have responded to the debate. "I didn't like how Clinton attacked Trump on Birtherism, it was so mean and unpresidential..."
• Princess Alice

  2016-09-27 05:51:56

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Central Avenue said:

  Penn & Teller meet SJWs

  Tachyon said:

  i'm sorry, but that's a terrible idea.
  

  Central Avenue said:

  Why did that make me burst into laughter

  Tachyon said:

  idk, but good
  

  
  
• Klinotaxis

  2016-09-27 05:55:46

  kill living beings
  

  Mustard would like advocacy.
  
• SF_Sorrow

  2016-09-27 08:25:27

  
  

  "Simple and Clean" is still a very pretty song

  
  

  at least, the refrain and bridge are
• Toolsie

  2016-09-27 09:27:22

  ಠ_ಠ

  I can't go to the toilet until my food shopping has arrived. Boo.
• sunn wolf

  2016-09-27 12:07:10

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  the best headline ive ever seen said:

  Lil Wayne Officiated a Gay Wedding While in Prison

  it's up there with 'Boyd Rice Wins First Prize In County Fair Jello Molding Contest With Two-Foot Blue Jello Tiki'
• sunn wolf

  2016-09-27 12:08:17

  what makes the lil wayne thing are the details

  
  

  they decorated the cells with toilet paper and rounded up as much gatorade as they could and had a big ol' gay wedding and lil wayne married them off

  
  

  it's just so cute
• Odradek

  2016-09-27 14:40:29

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Crystal

  2016-09-27 14:44:30

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Good. Very good.
• Section42L

  2016-09-27 14:57:07

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Diary of a Wimpy Kid should be on that chart.
• lee4hmz

  2016-09-27 15:09:34

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  not one, not two, not three, not five: FOUR DOUGS
• Tre

  2016-09-27 15:15:55

  
  

  I should watch Dog Doug again, it was an old fave of mine on One Saturday Morning growing up
  
  the movie was great too
• Tre

  2016-09-27 15:17:41

  
  

  best one on that chart IMO is Four Dougs though
  
  sorry, AU, I know you like Funny Girl Doug
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-09-27 15:56:33

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Speak an ancient truth, on her knees.
  Breath passes from her lips,
  Into her soul, the Goddess whispers~