The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Probably this, honestly.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Oh wait I forgot Chriddof's entire oeuvre

    How could I
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Anonus said:

    I'm pretty sure it's not meant to be watched.

    is the nutshack meme the crowning achievement of internet surrealism thus far

    Less Surrealist, more Neo-Dadaist if anything.

    Internet Surrealism is more like, I dunno, vapourwave.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I can't think of a funny Nutshack video idea >_<
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    I can't think of a funny Nutshack video idea >_<

    That's ok, neither can the rest of the Internet.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Anonus said:

    I can't think of a funny Nutshack video idea >_<

    That's ok, neither can the rest of the Internet.
    I dunno, this is pretty good:


  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    tbh I don't mind this meme actually, I just felt like being snarky
  • kill living beings
    that's pretty good.

    also i can't not see this show as a shitty animated achewood. like god damn
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Anonus said:

    Anonus said:

    I can't think of a funny Nutshack video idea >_<

    That's ok, neither can the rest of the Internet.
    I dunno, this is pretty good:



    ART.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    It's it's it's it's IT'S IT'S It's it's.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIR-CUS.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    western insects
  • The sadness will last forever.
    filth
  • The sadness will last forever.
    "people"
  • The sadness will last forever.
    great meme
  • The sadness will last forever.
    roaches
  • The sadness will last forever.
    pew pew
  • The sadness will last forever.
    muh land
  • IJBM: Why do kids always get taught the "Prometheus stole fire" story, but not the "Prometheus created humanity" story?

    Gotta be accurate to Hesiod yo.

    I definitely got both though.
  • So I went onto Pottermore to discover what my Patronus is, and it is a robin.

    Which is a bird.

    To go with the emblem of my house.

    Which is an eagle. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    You're stealing Crystal's territory there, just sayin'.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    IJBM: My tabs are marked with days so you remember when you've taken them, but I have to take them twice daily, so it's useless.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    You're stealing Crystal's territory there, just sayin'.

    Tools is a Cool Girl so I welcome her into the fold.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Anti-Bird Mecha: Bennope
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Gives Tachyon a chicken burger because she can
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Thanks!

    . . . you are a bird and i am unsure how to feel about this
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I advise against thinking about it unless you want to get into some complicated dynamics.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Hm, alright.

    *eats burger*
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Birds eat other birds

    Remember Henery Hawk?
  • edited 2016-09-22 20:12:32
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    There's some show on telly RN about a doctor trying to get people to go drug free, and he's trying to cure depression with cold water swimming and???
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Holy christ, he's going on about how a questionnaire used to help depression diagnoses doesn't have "positive questions" like "How often do you feel happy?" and is deliberately designed to push you towards a depression diagnosis/anti-depressant prescription.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    well i guess 'how often do you feel happy' *does* seem like a relevant question?

    i do get irritated with those questionnaires . . . i feel like they don't really let me indicate how bad i've felt, or for how long, so sometimes i get a depression score that seems higher (or lower) than it should be
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Tachyon said:

    well i guess 'how often do you feel happy' *does* seem like a relevant question?

    i do get irritated with those questionnaires . . . i feel like they don't really let me indicate how bad i've felt, or for how long, so sometimes i get a depression score that seems higher (or lower) than it should be

    The thing is, he's completely ignored the fact that the piece of paper is not, in fact, gonna be the one diagnosing you, and that it oddly enough, does not have a degree in psychiatry.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    that does sound like rather an oversight
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    like don't get me wrong this guy is probably a crank, i haven't watched it

    was just noting that those questionnaires do make me feel kind of frustrated
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    http://www.nhs.uk/Tools/Pages/depression.aspx

    This was the specific one he was taking issue with. (Note that it explicitly tells you to talk to a professional.)
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    yeah, that's the one i was thinking of.  i have to fill that out every week.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    actually the wording is slightly different, but the questions are the same

    the version i have to fill out is IAPT Questionnaire 1, PHQ-9 (i also have to fill out questionnaires 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6)
  • I'm sorry Odie any link to something called "smugfilm.com" is staying blue.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i read it but it was about a movie i haven't watched

    i've thought about seeing it but if that review is to be believed i guess i probably wouldn't like it that much
  • edited 2016-09-22 21:17:31
    Eh, the Pacific Rim article is not bad but like, it's basically just "the characters are boring in this action movie" which is probably like the 50th most common sentence in the English language.

    Also, Gunbuster is a mecha vs giant monsters anime which is also a sports movie and it's the best thing ever so I don't really see the problem with that part.

    (Also Pacific Rim is Literally Just Gunbuster anyway.)
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    i read it but it was about a movie i haven't watched

    i've thought about seeing it but if that review is to be believed i guess i probably wouldn't like it that much

    Well you know, there are two Pacific Rims

    There is one that is just kind of a bland action movie with some good Charlie Day and Ron Perlman scenes.

    And then there's another, separate movie, that is apparently a feminist progressive masterpiece with edge of your seat action that's a billion times better than any action in this decade.

    I saw the first one, Tumblr saw the second one.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    If Suicide Squad had come out minus Jared Leto Joker and the baggage of console wars, it would have had the exact same reaction Pacific Rim had on Tumblr
  • did you know that Ron Perlman's son is a well-regarded techno producer

  • my thoughts on pacific rim are that:

    1. it would be cool if you could actually see the action scenes on a TV in real life

    2. the movie is instantly ruined once someone points out to you that the plot is, beat for beat, exactly a reskin of Independence Day
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Dinosaurs would have drastically improved Independence Day.
  • I hate that like 70% of this thread is discussions about shitty movies I haven't seen.

    "Jane how do you know they're shitty if you haven't seen them"

    all movies I haven't seen are shitty
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I saw it in the theater, you can't see the action scenes there either
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Did you know the movie The Core was originally going to have dinosaur, but some dumb motherfucker who hates fun said it would be too silly?
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