The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • My dreams exceed my real life

    they were sweet and piping hot and had cinnamon butter

    there were barely of peanuts in the waiting area, and there were shells all over the floor

    and once every five minutes there would be someone who is having their birthday, and a waitress would announce it and the whole restaurant would give them a "big Texas YEEHAW"

    it seemed like something anonus would make up

    Somewhere the American version of Sam Kriss is writing an article on this
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Nuke Texas? Aren't there cool things in Texas? And what of WFAA, KTRK, and KVUE?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hey juys! Got any pranks I can pull on the Headmistress?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I am not a juy. u_u
  • I've woken up and I still feel like death warmed up.

    Fun times.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I made another of these, for some reason

    image
    I feel like it's not very good
  • This show that my dad's got on the TV in our Days Inn room is talking about Centralia

    (the other one)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yay Centralia

    also yay Days Inn, Anonus and I usually stay in those
  • This one is trash. Smells like cigarettes and death.

    My mother isn't a fan in general, I typically think it depends on the individual hotel. This one has a nice lobby but as soon as you get off of the elevator the Bad Time begins.

    (I'd argue that it was because we were in New Jersey, but apparently while I was asleep we crossed over into Pennsylvania, so.)
  • Oh hey, you're in my home state

    where in PA are you?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Mine, too.
  • Easton. We're here for a family wedding; I think I heard something about it being in Allentown, though I'm not certain on that.

    I like PA, from the visits I've made in the past. Hershey and Philly and all that.
  • FOOOOORMAAAAAAN MILLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSS
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Never been to Pennsylvania


  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    that is what Philadelphia makes me think of at times
  • Tre said:

    Easton. We're here for a family wedding; I think I heard something about it being in Allentown, though I'm not certain on that.

    I like PA, from the visits I've made in the past. Hershey and Philly and all that.

    hey you're like an hour from my house.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    (yeah I'm late on this, but) who would be so shallow as to not date someone with an Android phone?

    also, I think the last "texas-style" steakhouse I was in around here was Logan's in Manassas, and my parents stopped going there because apparently the prices went way up at some pointr
  • edited 2016-06-25 08:02:46
    ಠ_ಠ
    Woke up to discover that I had lost my voice.

    Fun.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    :(
  • lee4hmz said:

    (yeah I'm late on this, but) who would be so shallow as to not date someone with an Android phone?


    also, I think the last "texas-style" steakhouse I was in around here was Logan's in Manassas, and my parents stopped going there because apparently the prices went way up at some pointr

    I actually asked my older sister about this a few months back, and she basically said that because iMessage is faster and has extra shit like read receipts and the "..." indicator when someone's typing, it makes communicating with iPhone owners far more ideal than the alternative.

    Valid points, but still, no reason to judge someone for exercising their right to pick whatever operating system they want, y'know? Android can do everything iMessage does already in other applications that are already cross platform, but it seems like they're deliberately using the cachet of blue bubbles to keep their (American) empire afloat.
  • (also I like making people have green bubbles, it's very me)

    I've always been the only person in my family without an iPhone, and as much as I love iOS (typing this from an iPad, no less!) I don't think I'm going to ever own one. I'm already 2/3 of the way to being locked into Apple's ecosystem; can't speak for anyone else, but I think that's enough.

    Also, being able to see Android grow and evolve has been wonderful. Of the seven devices I've owned with Google's OS in some form I'd say I've only had poor experiences with two, and the user experience in general has just gotten so good that it really feels like Android is just as intuitive and feature rich as iOS, and it gives you a greater breadth of freedom to choose the experience you get.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • My nose is incredibly sore due to this bloody cold.

    If I have a nosebleed anytime now, wouldn't be surprised.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image
    he grew up
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    clash-humor:  “ oof  ”
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    image

    he grew up
    Awww.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Tomooooo. Tomo buddy. What's up?
  • I have lost both my appetite and my sense of taste.

    I love being ill 👍🏻
  • kill living beings
    Nard humor
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    The pistic nerd.
  • kill living beings
    This nard humor says you should save and backup your work before escaping from the oncoming flames

    The humor lies in the fact that nards put the safety of their laundromat startup's computer programming before their own
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I thought that nard humour had something to do with medicinal herbs. Because nard.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    so it's not when someone gets hit in the nards, then
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Apparently it affects cats much in the way that catnip does, so I guess hitting the nard makes sense.
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    heh
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    image
  • *is dying*

    *wants "told you I was ill" on my tombstone*
  • kill living beings
    Why are you so

    Misproportioned

    All the time
  • @the reptilians above

    they're judging you
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Tre said:

    lee4hmz said:

    (yeah I'm late on this, but) who would be so shallow as to not date someone with an Android phone?


    also, I think the last "texas-style" steakhouse I was in around here was Logan's in Manassas, and my parents stopped going there because apparently the prices went way up at some pointr

    I actually asked my older sister about this a few months back, and she basically said that because iMessage is faster and has extra shit like read receipts and the "..." indicator when someone's typing, it makes communicating with iPhone owners far more ideal than the alternative.

    Valid points, but still, no reason to judge someone for exercising their right to pick whatever operating system they want, y'know? Android can do everything iMessage does already in other applications that are already cross platform, but it seems like they're deliberately using the cachet of blue bubbles to keep their (American) empire afloat.
    That sounds very much like what Facebook Messenger (which is quite good even if you don't like Facebook itself) and Skype already do. I get the feeling Apple snobbery is still alive and well amongst some people. x.x
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    If I ever get so paranoid and possessive that I flip out when forced to message Anonus on a platform without a read indicator, I request--no, command--that you slap me. Hard.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Sure.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    image
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The correct way to perform a love confession is a complex message communicated through semaphore, morse code, and the overthrowing of two countries.
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    I'm in Germany right now, on my way home.

    If this actually counts as Germany. It's just the airport. Actually, it's this separate waiting area, in a completely different building from the rest of the airport. Apparently, they don't want us getting our American Army germs on any other travelers.
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