The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    Even the keys. What the fuck. Did they change the pitches here? I'm in awe.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Hah, hah, nice.
  • my sister is tunelessly strumming a mandolin and singing Never Gonna Give You Up
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    why did i picture both you and your sister as cat people?
  • she has seamlessly transitioned to the Too Sexy For My Shirt song
  • edited 2016-06-24 17:34:42

    why did i picture both you and your sister as cat people?

    well it would be pretty weird if he were a cat people but his sister wasn't
  • kill living beings
    Jobs

    Aaaaah
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    why did i picture both you and your sister as cat people?


  • there are at least 75 people at this restaurant and all of them are white

    it's kinda

    weird
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wish I had money to go to a restaurant

    Maybe for my own birthday...
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    TIL: Frederick Wertham, the guy who wrote Seduction of the Innocent, also wrote about the harmful psychological effects of segregation on children, successfully defended the mentally ill in criminal courts, and fought against the use of shock treatment when no physiological problem was present while working as a psychologist for black juvenile delinquents.

    Same his legacy was shouting about how Batman and Robin were totes gay
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Odradek said:

    TIL: Frederick Wertham, the guy who wrote Seduction of the Innocent, also wrote about the harmful psychological effects of segregation on children, successfully defended the mentally ill in criminal courts, and fought against the use of shock treatment when no physiological problem was present while working as a psychologist for black juvenile delinquents.


    Same his legacy was shouting about how Batman and Robin were totes gay
    Man.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    With a game as rule-breaking as Nier, ideas might come at any moment. When Saito mentions that Platinum Games wants the new title to run at 60 frames per second, Yoko picks up his phone and starts typing out a note.

    “It would be great to have the game function at 60 frames per second, but that’s not an absolute must,” Yoko says a minute later. “But through that conversation we were having a moment ago, I thought it might be interesting to have a boss battle where a certain attack he does might drop the framerate ridiculously low.”

    Or maybe, he said, the boss would cause the game’s display resolution to drop unexpectedly. Yoko noted this on his phone, too.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    What, how is that guy seriously, just, what?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...It's interesting how Roboto seems to be everywhere now, especially considering its original release was kind of ugly.

    That's the power of Google's dominance over the internet, I guess.

    #MissingThePoint
  • kill living beings
    Aliroz said:

    What, how is that guy seriously, just, what?

    no it's cool if he says that, since he's not racist
  • edited 2016-06-24 18:21:14
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    From Seduction of the Innocent:

    While the white people in jungle books are blonde and athletic and shapely, the idea conveyed about the natives is that there are fleeting transitions between apes and humans. I have repeatedly found in my studies that this characterization of colored peoples as subhuman, in conjunction with depiction of forceful heroes as blond Nordic supermen, has made a deep - and I believe lasting - impression on young children. And amidst all the violence between slaves, apes and humans in these books are big pictures of lush girls, as nude as the Post Office permits. Even on an adult, the impression of sex plus violence is definite.

    ...  Also from Seduction of the Innocent

    In many adolescents the homoerotic, anti-feminist trend unconsciously aroused or fostered by these stories is demonstrable. We have inquired about Batman from overt homosexuals treated at the Readjustment Center, to find out what they thought the influence of these Batman stories was on children and adolescents. A number of them knew these stories very well and spoke of them as their favorite reading. The reply of one intelligent, educated young homosexual was typical: "I don't think that they would do any harm sexually. But they probably would ruin their morals."

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    WANTED
    BY THE CENTRALIA PRINCIPAL POLICE

    LAUREN IPSUM and DOLORES SIT AMET

    SUSPECTED OF STEALING TEXT FROM SIGNS & DOCUMENTS AND REPLACING IT WITH MEANINGLESS PLACEHOLDER TEXT
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Odradek said:

    TIL: Frederick Wertham, the guy who wrote Seduction of the Innocent, also wrote about the harmful psychological effects of segregation on children, successfully defended the mentally ill in criminal courts, and fought against the use of shock treatment when no physiological problem was present while working as a psychologist for black juvenile delinquents.


    Same his legacy was shouting about how Batman and Robin were totes gay
    I will never stop being amused that he ultimately caused the very problem he was trying to fight.
  • kill living beings
    Cluck
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    honestly apart from the homophobia Mr. Wertham seems like a good guy
  • Me and the parentals units are going on holiday to Scotland next month :D
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image

    I find it funny how it's only people who irrationally hate Android who call it "an Android"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh my god the actual article is even funnier
    I was visiting my parents upstate for the weekend, and was surprised to admit that I missed the writer. I decided to go out on a limb, into uncharted emotional territory, and send him an “I miss you” text. Four hours later, when he hadn’t replied, I started to panic. My parents live in the middle of the woods, with bad service, but thanks to his Android From Hell there was no way to tell if he was playing hard to get, straight-up ghosting me, or if the text just hadn’t delivered. To quote @TheFatJewish, “Are green texts even getting to people?! It’s like throwing a message in a fucking bottle into the ocean.” I bit my nails until they bled, weighing over the risk of double texting. It was then that I knew: Green texts just cause too much unnecessary anxiety. It could never work.
    Like, how do you even manage to become so possessive that not having a "message received" confirmation on your phone actually causes you stress? Good lord, woman.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    i'm overdosing on rich new yorker

    condé nast i know but still
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Is Dating an Android a Deal Breaker?
  • kill living beings
    > 2011
    > no explanation of "green texts"
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    A time will come for reflection on the good in Mr Cameron’s leadership of the Conservative Party and his premiership, on his fundamentally correct vision for a one-nation Tory party in possession of the centre ground. But it will surely be dwarfed by this giant, nation-changing misstep, one guaranteed to scar the country for decades and diminish his place in the history books. He leaves office in ignominy.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    green text
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    5
  • I ended up at Texas Roadhouse

    it was like walking into a parody of america
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That sounds incredible tbh
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    It is known for its free buckets of peanuts at each table along with free yeast rolls.
    Aren't those just... bread... rolls???
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    > 2011
    > no explanation of "green texts"


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    I ended up at Texas Roadhouse

    it was like walking into a parody of america

    MURRICA
  • they were sweet and piping hot and had cinnamon butter

    there were barely of peanuts in the waiting area, and there were shells all over the floor

    and once every five minutes there would be someone who is having their birthday, and a waitress would announce it and the whole restaurant would give them a "big Texas YEEHAW"

    it seemed like something anonus would make up
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    I ended up at Texas Roadhouse

    it was like walking into a parody of america

    isn't that what texas is

    a parody of america, i mean
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    nuke Texas
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    it seemed like something anonus would make up

    It totally does!
  • edited 2016-06-25 00:56:03

    It is known for its free buckets of peanuts at each table along with free yeast rolls.
    Aren't those just... bread... rolls???
    No one ever answered you, but to be clear this isn't some weird cultural thing because I have literally never heard anyone from Texas or anywhere in the US use the term "yeast roll" for bread

  • also the serving sizes were massive

    I ordered a salad, I have an entire meals worth of leftovers
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    What did you expect, everything's bigger in Texas
  • according to Wikipedia the chain isn't even from texas
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers

    nuke Texas

    i have to live here, y'know!

    ...yeah, nuke texas

    also the serving sizes are the best part about texas
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    we will all go together when we go
  • "Restaurants offer entertainment in the form of line dancing. The waiters and waitresses learn line dances to popular country songs and perform line dances throughout the night. The employees also participate in intercompany competitions: bartenders compete in "The Real Bar" competition, and meat cutters in the annual "Meat Hero Competition"."
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Epitome said:

    nuke Texas

    i have to live here, y'know!

    ...yeah, nuke texas
    oh, I didn't realize that

    we'll evacuate you, then nuke it
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