You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I can kinda understand wanting your private security company's vehicles to resemble law enforcement vehicles
Because you could argue there'd be a deterrent effect if a would-be criminal thought the police were around
But I feel like putting "EMERGENCY DIAL 911" is a little over the line
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Current boredness level: pulling out my 11-year-old iPod Mini out of nostalgia
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Clicking the "Help" button in most parts of Windows 10 just opens your default browser to a Bing search for "how to get help in windows 10"
This is clearly the part Microsoft invested the least amount of effort in and it's almost comical
I must be sat by the engine on this train because the floor is vibrating, there's the smell of petrol in the air, and the engine is really fucking loud.
Eat a sandwich if you can digest Gluten, Tools. Drink some milk if you can digest lactose. Get to bed early tonight. If you can, take a walk, even if only a ten or fifteen minute one.
If you must stay awake and concentrate, slap yourself with both hands at the same time. It sounds really silly, but it works for me.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The fact that the UK wants to withdraw from the EU makes me question whether I should really move there
Like, I don't know what the arguments are, but I can't imagine they're anything good
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Why do they want the UK to leave? They believe Britain is being held back by the EU, which they say imposes too many rules on business and charges billions of pounds a year in membership fees for little in return. They also want Britain to take back full control of its borders and reduce the number of people coming here to work. One of the main principles of EU membership is "free movement", which means you don't need to get a visa to go and live in another EU country. They also object to the idea of "ever closer union" and what they see as moves towards the creation of a "United States of Europe".
Ok, yeah, it's like I thought. All the stuff they want to prevent is stuff I consider good things.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah homeworkhomework I hate this I hate this I hate this.
Re: England: I am not not-sleep-deprived enough, and not not-behind-on-homework enough to deal with this like a reasonable human being right now. All I'mma say is that GAAAAAAAAAH THIS STUPID HOMEWORK I HATE IT.
In conclusion, I hate everything except accountants for reasons of me having to do statistics homework right now when I want to be playing with my family and having a life.
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this is the biggest one since Bowie
i think you were just unlucky, you stumbled into some kind of argument/edit war that must have been going for some time
Typical.
*sees "John Waters" trending*
Great.
of course this amuses me
If you must stay awake and concentrate, slap yourself with both hands at the same time. It sounds really silly, but it works for me.
I'm going to bed early tonight, anyway. Dad said that I look really tired.
My laptop froze.
Like full on froze and started making weird noises froze
The dog, however, is not
Like, I don't know what the arguments are, but I can't imagine they're anything good
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead