The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-23 01:52:57

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  

  
  

  I know why I did this one, at the very least
• Crystal

  2016-01-23 01:54:05

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Yarrun XIX said:

  

  I made this, and I have forgotten why I wanted to make this

  I choose to interpret it as an offering to the birdy goddess.
• Imipolex G

  2016-01-23 01:54:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  the day has come
  
• Haven

  2016-01-23 02:00:38 edited 2016-01-23 02:00:54

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Just interpreting things as offerings sounds really convenient.

  
  

  "Why did you eat all my cookies?"
  "I interpreted them as an offering!"

  
  

  A life hack for everyone.
• Odradek

  2016-01-23 02:13:37

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Baldanders said:

  Eliezer Yudkowsky refuses to drink more than once every ten years because he feels he needs as many of his braincells as possible to save the world.

  
  

  
  

  The lower panel is the "Christ, what an asshole" of Everett True, it works for every strip.
• Odradek

  2016-01-23 02:15:35

  My dreams exceed my real life

  http://imgur.com/gallery/Oq4tz

  
  These are good dadpics
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-23 02:15:45

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  

  
  

  Does this look alright? It's the best goat head that I could find on google images
• Crystal

  2016-01-23 02:17:13

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Haven said:

  Just interpreting things as offerings sounds really convenient.

  
  

  "Why did you eat all my cookies?"
  "I interpreted them as an offering!"

  
  

  A life hack for everyone.

  Really, a lot of things are an offering to me. Sometimes.
• Imipolex G

  2016-01-23 02:17:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  doggie
• Haven

  2016-01-23 02:23:48

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Crystal said:

  Haven said:

  Just interpreting things as offerings sounds really convenient.

  
  

  "Why did you eat all my cookies?"
  "I interpreted them as an offering!"

  
  

  A life hack for everyone.

  Really, a lot of things are an offering to me. Sometimes.

  I didn't know it happened that offerten
• Crystal

  2016-01-23 02:26:21

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Oh you.
• Anonus

  2016-01-23 02:37:16

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Haven said:

  Just interpreting things as offerings sounds really convenient.

  
  

  "Why did you eat all my cookies?"
  "I interpreted them as an offering!"

  
  

  A life hack for everyone.

  saving this for future reference
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-23 02:56:09

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  

  
  

  
  

  A or B, heap
• Imipolex G

  2016-01-23 02:56:51

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  B
• Princess Alice

  2016-01-23 02:57:49

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  B
• Haven

  2016-01-23 03:01:26

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  I think I like B even though A fits in with the others more.

  
  

  These are all really amusing for some reason.
• Crystal

  2016-01-23 03:04:08

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  B.
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-23 03:04:22

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I know why I'm doing them, in general. I just can't figure out, for the life of me, why I picked chickens for that first one.

  
  

  ...maybe I'll have to write a song about chickens? I don't know...
• Princess Alice

  2016-01-23 03:04:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Dame Adorabelle's Academy for the Magically Gifted and Talented

  1110 W. Shannon Avenue

  Havensborough, Centralia

  
  

  www.dameadorabelleacademy.ct
• Aliroz

  2016-01-23 04:00:24

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  B
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-23 04:02:02

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  B it is then
• Obā-san

  2016-01-23 05:38:57

  
  

  
• Princess Alice

  2016-01-23 05:40:12

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  i'm slowly dying of not presenting as female
• Imipolex G

  2016-01-23 05:42:29

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  then that is a goal you should actively pursue.
  
• Klinotaxis

  2016-01-23 05:45:23

  kill living beings
  

  i'm slowly dying of creutzfeldt-jakob disease
  
• Imipolex G

  2016-01-23 05:46:08

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I'm slowly dying of being alive, personally.
  
• Obā-san

  2016-01-23 05:46:40

  
  

  im slowly dying of the concept of death
• Princess Alice

  2016-01-23 05:47:55

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  It hurts to see other trans girls live my dream by being women in public
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-01-23 05:50:18

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  alice

  
  

  there is not a finite amount of trans-energy in the world

  
  

  you can become trans too, it's just that it, as all good things, will take time.
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-23 05:50:54

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Zero-sum games
• Imipolex G

  2016-01-23 05:55:20

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  the fact that other trans girls do that is proof that it can be done, and that you can do it too.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-23 05:56:31

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  NEVER SEARCH FOR RATS ON GOOGLE IMAGES
• Princess Alice

  2016-01-23 05:56:59

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  but if I can't do it instantly, that's not good enough!
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-01-23 05:58:02

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  literally no one alive has done it instantly!
• Princess Alice

  2016-01-23 06:01:45

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Ok yeah that was a dumb thing to say
  
  I just wish it didn't require a zillion steps that I don't know how to do
• Obā-san

  2016-01-23 06:05:01

  
  

  in no particular order:

  
  

  * acquire and utilize estrogen

  
  

  * pay someone to cut ya nads off (i recommend paying a doctor, retaining the services of an anesthesiologist for this step is also advised)

  
  

  * figure out what a peplum is

  
  

  * makeup??? (no clue about this)
• Obā-san

  2016-01-23 06:05:39

  
  

  wait, you said that you dont know how to do the steps, not what the steps are

  
  

  i blame sleep dep
• Section42L

  2016-01-23 06:06:59

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  You know how to begin.
  
  Just begin, and then from there, everything else should come to you.
• Obā-san

  2016-01-23 06:07:38

  
  

  Section42L said:

  You know how to begin.
  
  Just begin, and then from there, everything else should come to you.

  (*yoga instructor voice*)
• Section42L

  2016-01-23 06:08:05

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Today is Tomorrow said:

  Section42L said:

  You know how to begin.
  
  Just begin, and then from there, everything else should come to you.

  (*yoga instructor voice*)

  I'd make a Yoda joke right now but I don't think you'd appreciate that.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2016-01-23 06:09:49

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I think I like set-up way more than I like conclusion.

  
  

  Whenever people talk about "endings," I just go "whatever."
• Klinotaxis

  2016-01-23 06:15:29

  kill living beings
  

  if you can't get something done retroactively, why do it at all, i always said
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-23 06:21:16

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  

  
  

  you don't know what I went through for this
• Imipolex G

  2016-01-23 06:25:13

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  do it to julia
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-01-23 06:42:09

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  
• lee4hmz

  2016-01-23 10:19:17

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Central Avenue said:

   

  
  

  how things have changed since 1976

  Another thing: The original TI-30 ate 9-volt batteries for breakfast, while the modern one will last essentially forever on the internal CR2025.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2016-01-23 12:02:56

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  There's a scene in one of the earlier episodes of Young Justice, where the heroes beat up a large contingent of supervillains, and the Riddler is being carted away, and he's screaming "Not Arkham! I am strictly a Belle Reeve crook!"

  
  

  And I forget the context, but I think they were sending him there anyway because they were trying to soften him so they could get answers. And that's pretty messed up.
• Toolsie

  2016-01-23 13:35:02

  ಠ_ಠ

  So my male Sim fell in love with a vampire woman who: moved in with him, died from thirst, got resurrected as a vampire ghost, got abducted by aliens, married my human Sim in front of the cemetery mausoleum under a full moon, and is now pregnant.
  
  I fucking love this game.
• Obā-san

  2016-01-23 19:49:15

  
  

  my sister and her boyfriend have incredible banter
  
  "look at that guy"
  
  "look at that truck, with the fish on the back"
  
  "I hope he dies"
  
  "I hope he dies right now, now that he's behind us, crashes into that mustang"
• Obā-san

  2016-01-23 19:51:32

  
  

  "Galt won"