I think the Mennonites and the like also celebrate Lammas, which is basically Anglo-German Lughnasadh, but that's pretty niche. Hallowe'en and May Day are the only two widely celebrated ancient mid-season fertility festivals that I can think of.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I can't think of any weird Ohio holiday traditions off the top of my head
Except that Columbus celebrates the Fourth of July on July 3rd and has trick-or-treat, which we call beggars night, one or two days before Halloween, driving Naney crazy.
Yeah. Punxsutawney Phil is our version of pardoning the turkey, really. And keeping away the accursed winterdemons with our hexing.
You need something to counteract kids burning leaves as tributes to them in order to ensure snow days.
When I was in fifth grade I got my English class to bow before a sacred snowflake I had inscribed on the chalkboard in order to beseech said awful snow demons. The teacher was highly amused.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Spoiler: HH will have HTTPS support soon, where by "soon" I mean "when Lee gets some free time to set it up"
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
so you don't technically know you're on HH. you could be posting on a shadow forum set up by Belgian hackers, on which they are posing as your friends and attempting to seduce you in character to get your credit card numbers.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'd like to imagine I summoned you with the latent magic in my words but I'm sure Jane or Cerise just told you on Skype I said that :P
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
When can we make a list of things Imi and Star Butterfly have in common
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i guess Thanksgiving is in some ways similar, although it's later in the year?
somehow i forgot that was an actual thing
so you don't technically know you're on HH. you could be posting on a shadow forum set up by Belgian hackers, on which they are posing as your friends and attempting to seduce you in character to get your credit card numbers.
but that will be fixed.
any time you talk to someone offline there is a chance they are actually a Belgian hacker
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
complaint denied.
I laughed.