The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • My laptop run Windows 8.

    Whenever I plug something in, a pop-up comes up and says "Touch to see what happens".

    My laptop isn't touch screen.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    click maybe?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Calica said:

    click maybe?

    Clicking works, yeah, but the point is that Microsoft designed a lot of the wording in Windows 8 with the assumption that everybody would be using a touchscreen.

    Windows 8.1 got a little better, IIRC, in that they had "touch or click here" instead.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    my laptop should ship today and then hopefully arrive soon
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    An interesting recurring theme that keeps cropping up in VR previews: Even if you know that it isn't real, your brain really doesn't like it if you try to walk off a cliff.
  • a 8urning pile of ill-fitting sweatpants
  • Why did I Vrisquirk when I am not currently Vriska and that post was gibberish unrelated to Homestuck in any way?

    We just don't know. Force of habit most likely.
  • "Habit" is a fun word to say.

    so is "rabbit"
  • Force of Rabbit
  • That sounds like it should be the title of something, if it isn't already.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Rabbit stew.
  • and while I'm at it


  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Taxpayers' Alliance say pensioner benefits should be cut, become literal cartoon supervillains.
    Mr Wild, who is research director of the think tank which campaigns for lower taxes and highlights examples of Government waste, said the cuts should be made "as soon as possible after an election for two reasons".
    "The first of which will sound a little bit morbid - some of the people... won't be around to vote against you in the next election. So that's just a practical point, and the other point is they might have forgotten by then."
    He added: "If you did it now, chances are that in 2020 someone who has had their winter fuel cut might be thinking, 'Oh I can't remember, was it this government or was it the last one? I'm not quite sure.'
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Also a reminder that the Tories are actual sociopaths.

    We have to proceed with these tax credit changes because they are a very important cultural signal. We want this to be one of the most successful countries in the world in 20, 30, 40 years’ time. There’s a pretty difficult question that we have to answer which is essentially: are we going to be a country that is prepared to work hard in the way that Asian economies are prepared to work hard, in the way that Americans are prepared to work hard? And that is about creating culture where work is at the heart of our success.

    So sayeth the Health Secretary.

    Also the Tory conference is surrounded by rooftop snipers.
  • cuts should be made "as soon as possible after an election for two reasons".
    "The first of which will sound a little bit morbid - some of the people... won't be around to vote against you in the next election. So that's just a practical point
    maybe i parsed this wrong, but, it sounds like he is advocating cutting pensioner benefits sooner, in the hope that the cuts will kill pensioners before they have the chance to vote against you?

    i... i really dont know what to say to that
  • edited 2015-10-05 16:42:36
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Nah, that's not supervillain, that's just villain.

    Now, if I were in charge of the United States, I'd be all, "This is a Stickup!  We have nuclear weapons, you have money and delicious rolls!  Anybody so much as sneeze without my permission and I destroy the world!"


    After, of course, combining with /being annexed by Russia to create a superstate enough to crush all opposition (Russia can't invade us if they annex us!) and ruling Russia.  And shooting an ice beam to reconnect Siberia and Alaska, because why should the Beringian Ice Sheet just be allowed to not exist anymore when I want it to be around.


    Blue for Sarcasm/not-being-serious, a la Giantitp.

  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    cuts should be made "as soon as possible after an election for two reasons".
    "The first of which will sound a little bit morbid - some of the people... won't be around to vote against you in the next election. So that's just a practical point
    maybe i parsed this wrong, but, it sounds like he is advocating cutting pensioner benefits sooner, in the hope that the cuts will kill pensioners before they have the chance to vote against you?

    i... i really dont know what to say to that
    Not necessarily the cuts so much as just 5 extra years of age, but yeah, pretty much!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Realtalk, though, I love Nationstates for allowing me to be a psychotic dictator who outlaws electricity and all messages are carried by pigeons.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Carrier pigeons ftw.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Imi confirmed for birb fan
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I bought a new set of earbuds because I ruined my last pair

    I break these things so often that I never even consider paying full price for them

    TJ Maxx, as it turns out, often has a lot of earbuds in ugly colors that couldn't sell at other stores, and they're super marked down
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  • Loudly rocking along to Bon Jovi instead of working. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    LIVIN' ON A PRAYERRRRRRRRR
  • YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME, actually.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    you give love a bad time
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I remember when those were first published my parents were all, "that seems like something Kevin would do"

    and I was all "fuck yes"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Computer users are kind of hilarious.

    Microsoft Outlook Web App added an option to restore items deleted from the "Deleted Items" folder.

    So...the fact that they bothered to add this means a nontrivial number of people moved things to "Deleted Items", clicked "Empty Deleted Items", and clicked "Yes" to the confirmation...only to decide after the fact that they really wanted those emails after all.

    Insert Hillary Clinton joke here.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ...have you ever met any people?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    ...have you ever met any people?

    well, yeah, i get that there are actually people like that

    but it's just hilarious

    it's like people didn't take the trash can folder seriously so they effectively added a second trash can folder
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    and then there will be a third, and then it will be trash cans all the way down.
  • edited 2015-10-05 22:19:23
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The world is garbage!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it should be hauled away as garbage!
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image
  • kill living beings
    no such agency
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    is that about Australia
  • image

    Not -my- Dusty but maybe I should teach mine to do this. XD
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    "Your reference number is BRLLTFWB"

    My reference what.
  • kill living beings
    base 36, babe, base 36
  • edited 2015-10-06 00:19:53
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Oh man, seriously now. I like how silly the net is.
  • Wonder what happened to nohaynicklibre.
  • Or however you spell his name.
  • he became one of the pepes he loved so dearly
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Historically, a devil's advocate was a position in the Catholic Church that tried to disprove that prospective saint was worthy of canonization, and was part of the system, rigorously filtering and testing and making sure that every saint canonized was above reproach.

    So really, in today's world, a devil's advocate does look for the "problematic."
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Calica said:

    my laptop should ship today and then hopefully arrive soon

    HAHA JUST KIDDING IT'S SHIPPING ON THE FIFTEENTH
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