it's because in riverboats they'd have knots on ropes to tell you how fast the ship was going because the rope would drag behind at a certain height, and mark twain (twain means two) meant they were going two knots
the essays and lectures and witicisms of mark twain are all perfectly nice but his books put me to sleep
i liked the one about the dude who got zapped into king arthur times and improved everything with amazing things like "sanitation" but it all went to shit in the end
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I only started watching Steven Universe last night and already I'm having dream with the Crystal Gems in them.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I like that Steven is a fat character with a personality beyond "lol, he's FAT!"
Tumblr annoys me the most about this stuff, because they clearly have a concept of being deeply dissatisfied with the politics and direction your favorite Content is going, but don't think ceasing their Consuming is even possible.
Like, if Macklemore made the kind of music they actually like, you'd better believe they'd be buying all his stuff while complaining about his politics at least 80% as much.
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also reminder that he was in a bandwagon 80s new romantic band called fuckin "Seona Dancing"
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Shut up, what you're about to suggest would be a bad idea for many reasons, and you have no right to judge me for not doing it.