You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
...Why would anyone name their children, Peanut, Jelly, and Butter, in that order?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
...Why am I still thinking about Sears Holdings Corporation?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
The Kmart where my parents met is going out of business.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It's been a few years since I went into the store itself, admittedly, as it's not the Kmart closest to the house.
My dad and I occasionally go to the Steve's Used Tires that's in the former Kmart Auto Center, though.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
^ Some of them did, though I think most Kmarts ditched them after the bankruptcy.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
The premise to Spiderman and his Amazing Friends amuses me:
"Peter Parker (Spider-Man), Bobby Drake (Iceman), and Angelica Jones (Firestar) are all college students at Empire State University. After working together to defeat the Beetle and recovering the "Power Booster" he stole from Tony Stark (a.k.a. Iron Man) the trio decide to team-up permanently as the "Spider-Friends". They live together in Peter's Aunt May's home with her and a pet dog, Ms. Lion, (adopted from Firestar) a Lhasa Apso"
OK, Peter has a hard enough time hiding it from her on his own. Now there are three Superheros needing to hide their identities from her? Also this just seems like an excuse for the other two to save on having to rent a dorm.
I remember catching an episode of this with my brother. Something happened on the news that was Superhero worthy and Peter announced they should do something about it and proceeded to yell "SPIDERFRIENDS!" at his roomies who where on the couch next to him.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
"Empire State University" made me think of UC Sunnydale, which led me to wonder why the fuck a tiny little "one-Starbucks town" would even have a UC campus.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
...series of silly Tumblr punposts has me thinking about Oregon's speed limit signs, and how they just say "SPEED" instead of "SPEED LIMIT" like the rest of the country
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
hey guys you know what would be hilarious
if we post our parking lot with a speed limit that's both too low and too precise to be measured on an actual car's speedometer
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Someone all jumps out of the bushes, beating on the car window and screaming "YOU BASTARD, YOU COULD HAVE KILLED THE CHILDREN!" when someone hits 4.75 MPG.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
If you're driving an automatic you could probably speed without ever having to put your foot on the gas
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
It's an easy fix.
It's called "coming to Justice's house and reminding him your life has been devoid of Absinthe."
Anyhow, we need to have you and Matt over sometime and continue on our magical and sometimes pantsless D&D adventure.
Sadly, Matt and my work schedule work out like a couple of bake sales that are across the street from each other that are run by the Blood and the Crips.
It's called "coming to Justice's house and reminding him your life has been devoid of Absinthe."
Just stopping by and complaining about its absinthce?
And yeah, I miss that campaign. The excitement of seeing what use a dead goblin's body parts would be put to next and all. (I was planning on starting a D&D campaign myself, but that's been sidetracked by, among various other irons in the fire, my abrupt absorption into Mass Effect. The first one, because I am pretty much living out this comic and am totally 0k with it.)
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
"But they are asking me for too much of a sacrifice "
Friday is Muslim, and is OK with me eating bacon and pork. She just doesn't herself. Which is good because not being able to eat things because of a relationship is certainly a strain. Thank God she's not a vegetarian. Dinners would blow.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Vegetarian Indian food is good enough that I could ALMOST pull it off, but I just like meat too much.
Also, most vegans and vegetarians I've met just didn't look healthy. The thing is, if you're not going to eat meat you have to replace the things in your diet the meat usually takes care of.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
http://www.formspring.me/JohnAdvice
What are some good tv shows?
Some of my favorites right now: "Qualms & Quivers", "Shutup, Dear", "Blood Well" and "Horse Murder Mystery"
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Dear John, my summer so far has been painfully uneventful. I feel like my friends are secretly having fun without me. What should I do?
It is. They are. Kill them.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i have cravings for PB&J Otter
This saddens me even though it's a shitty store.
My dad and I occasionally go to the Steve's Used Tires that's in the former Kmart Auto Center, though.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
^I always liked that meme. I like to imagine him animated into MLP:FIM in a style like SGC2C.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Oh right, because I take them in Ohio.
^That's pretty!
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
if we post our parking lot with a speed limit that's both too low and too precise to be measured on an actual car's speedometer
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I've decided that I can't/wont date anyone who hates/won't eat bacon.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Udri tata , cepaj tata , cika Vukmir snima!
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Which is good because not being able to eat things because of a relationship is certainly a strain.
Thank God she's not a vegetarian. Dinners would blow.
Vegan is the worst.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis