The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • fact of the day: sredni is a darling
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    i've been having the "too bored to do anything fun" blues a lot more often lately
  • all hail aliroz the alligator who got the post!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    naney said:

    unless some post from further back in the thread gets deleted


    Please, Nonny and Central, don't do this.

    After all these years, I finally, finally won.

    Don't take this away from me.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    it's kind of funny how people complain that TV is so vibrant right now that they can't possible keep up with it all, but the "Popular" tabs on nearly all TV sites are filled with stuff like Real Housewives


    (not that those two claims are necessarily opposed)
    I've usually heard it claimed that stuff like Real Housewives are really cheap to produce and basically fund the stuff that critics and such like.  Don't know how true that is, though.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    naney said:

    all hail aliroz the alligator who got the post!


    Hecks yeah!
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    You know, I could totally abuse my mod powers and delete your post just to mess with you.

    Or delete one of my own posts and repost the contents in a later post, thus giving myself post 270000.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    steak hat to the rescue
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    You know, I could totally abuse my mod powers and delete your post just to mess with you.


    Or delete one of my own posts and repost the contents in a later post, thus giving myself post 270000.
    Please don't.

    I finally won, just this once, I won, and it was beautiful.

    And to take that victory away, by cheating.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    if I use zero indexing, Sredni won

    :p
  • Veronica Mars is definitely a mid-noughties television show

    I want to watch this.
  • no because it is a mid-noughties television show

    but because i'm interested in it
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Aliroz said:

    You know, I could totally abuse my mod powers and delete your post just to mess with you.


    Or delete one of my own posts and repost the contents in a later post, thus giving myself post 270000.
    Please don't.

    I finally won, just this once, I won, and it was beautiful.

    And to take that victory away, by cheating.
    Deleting my own post isn't cheating. It's winning by cunning rather than luck.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    getting a certain post is not "winning"
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I don't care.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    "winning" is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    "winning" is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women

    I was going to post the video for Genghis Tron's "Endless Teeth" here, but it's quasi-NSFW so now I am sad.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I win!
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    No you don't. My women are in no way lamenting.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Finally got my family to upgrade our 7 year old router. Still on 802.11g, but got a 60 kb/s download speed boost in the process, so that's nice.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    No you don't. My women are in no way lamenting.

    yes they are I can hear them
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Finally got my family to upgrade our 7 year old router. Still on 802.11g, but got a 60 kb/s download speed boost in the process, so that's nice.

    Heh. The only reason my family's not still on a 7-year-old router is that our last couple ISPs have provided their own.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The one we're using now was sent to us a couple of years ago, they just didn't set it up because... um... hell if I know.
  • edited 2014-08-30 14:27:46

    i have an undercut now

    (*tumblring intensifies*)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    We're currently with WOW's "Ultra TV" package, which tries to be clever by combining the TV receiver, the DVR, the phone modem, the cable modem, and the wireless router all into a single box.

    They haven't quite grasped the whole "single point of failure = bad" thing yet, it would seem.
  • I thought of a thing on the way home from work last night.
    When I first discovered the parasite that had dug its claws into my mind, I thought surprisingly little of it; it was not until I felt more and more of my memories seized from me and fewer of my actions feel like my own that I realized this creature fed not on my blood or flesh, but on the essence of my being itself. Months of this torment passed until I finally felt the final cord binding my soul to my physical form severed entirely, and the abomination’s coarse black tendrils sent me further into the recesses of myself; but as its writhing, jet black mass consumed my essence, so too could I view into its own, and to my horror saw that it had assumed in entirety my place in life, taking all my memories and mannerisms, and as I felt the last shred of what was once myself snuffed out I realized that the monster did not even know that it was not me.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    As for why we keep cable TV when it's a luxury we don't need: the pricing scheme is so bizarre that if we break our "bundle" by dropping TV but keeping internet and phone, the price would go up.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    naney said:

    i have an undercut now

    (*tumblring intensifies*)

    Undercut.

    Tumbling.

    Born under punches.

    Look at these hands. These are the hands of a government man.
  • *paws of a government cat
  • edited 2014-08-30 14:33:46
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Fair enough.

    *kiss*
  • kill living beings
    integrals... integrals
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    now you've got me wondering what the antiderivative of tzetze is

    i bet it's solstace + c
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Awww, carp, I only have something like thirty-six hours to watch the rest of Nichijou before it goes into Licensing Purgatory.

    Welp. When I wake up.

    'Night, y'all.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's 3 in the afternoon

    But good night, I guess
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Kexruct said:

    I thought of a thing on the way home from work last night.

    When I first discovered the parasite that had dug its claws into my mind, I thought surprisingly little of it; it was not until I felt more and more of my memories seized from me and fewer of my actions feel like my own that I realized this creature fed not on my blood or flesh, but on the essence of my being itself. Months of this torment passed until I finally felt the final cord binding my soul to my physical form severed entirely, and the abomination’s coarse black tendrils sent me further into the recesses of myself; but as its writhing, jet black mass consumed my essence, so too could I view into its own, and to my horror saw that it had assumed in entirety my place in life, taking all my memories and mannerisms, and as I felt the last shred of what was once myself snuffed out I realized that the monster did not even know that it was not me.

    That's terrifying.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    CA: Here in FiOS-land, the system has three parts: The ONT (fiber modem) that hangs on the outside wall of the house, the Verizon-provided wireless router, and the cable boxes (yes, they count as one part). The router connects back to Verizon using either GbE or MoCA, and it uses MoCA to talk to the boxes and either Ethernet or Wi-Fi for computers.
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    i spent the entire in the GTA V strip club and now I'm bored to tears
  • I slept until 4:30 today.

    Life is sometimes very dull.
  • edited 2014-08-30 19:41:45
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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    Other secret: --.- -- -.-. / .--. ..- .-. -.-. / ..- .... .... -.. .. -.-. .--. / --.- ...- / .-.. ..- . .... -.-. -.-- --.- -.-. . .--. / -.. ...- - -.-. / .--. ...- -.-- -. .--. --..-- / --.- -- ...- ... -. -- / .. --.- .----. .--. / .-. .--- / .-. ...- .-. / --. -- ...- / -.. .. -.- -.-. .--. / .. --.- / . ..- --.- -- -.-. . / --.- -- ..- -.-- / .-. .--- / --.. ..- --.. .-.-.-
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
  • edited 2014-08-30 20:03:23
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Star Wars Droidworks was a very fun game,as was:

    the Aladdin Mathquest game,

    the Star Wars ecology game with jar jar where you made an ecosystem and designed creatures,

    Re-Volt,

    I Spy Fantasy,

    everything by Humongous,

    those ones that were a book but you clicked on things,

    Lego Racers,

    that one Sega Gensis game that was evolution and you upgraded and it was hard and I've wanted to know what that game was called for over ten years and I wall never know what it was after I watched my brother play it on an emulator,

    Magic School Bus Geology,

    Magic School Bus Solar System,

    that one jumpstart game where you run through the castle looking for reader rabbit that terrified me and excited me no end when I was tiny,

    Carmen Sandiego,

    that one sega genesis game with like three characters you could play as and one of them was a dwarf and one of them was a scantily clad lady and I think the title had axe in it,  that one game where the intro was an elderly gentleman daydreaming that he was having indiana-jones like adventures involving dice somehow and the actual game was a bunch of card games and games of chance with other characters and one of them was ROswell the alien who wanted tom cruise to play his part in the movie and another character was a bear that said "well, you are the dominant species" when you won and another character was a grandma that had better ai.

    Kids these days are missing out on computer games. I mean, what even is out there?

    image

    Aw man, what kind of junk is this?

    Give me my bottom-line barrel-scraping edutainment for two dollars at the store.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Back to bed for me. Goodnight, erryboddy.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

    that one Sega Gensis game that was evolution and you upgraded and it was hard and I've wanted to know what that game was called for over ten years and I wall never know what it was after I watched my brother play it on an emulator, 

    Aliroz said:

    that one sega genesis game with like three characters you could play as and one of them was a dwarf and one of them was a scantily clad lady and I think the title had axe in it, 


    Evo: The Search for Eden and Golden Axe, respectively.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu


    I will never understand why such a great soundtrack is wasted in fucking Mario and fucking Sonic on the fucking Sochi fucking Olympics
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm watching Todd's Cinemadonna series, and now I'm trying to figure out the instrumentation for "Into the Groove" for the hell of it. Some sort of sawtooth lead, a nice crispy synth bass (no idea where it might have come from), and some sot of FM-sounding bell thing. The drums are a drum machine; it was 1985, duh. 
  • you know why they call it the 3DS

    they call it that because that's the number of times you nerds are gonna be buying it B)
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Odradek said:

    Aliroz said:

    that one Sega Gensis game that was evolution and you upgraded and it was hard and I've wanted to know what that game was called for over ten years and I wall never know what it was after I watched my brother play it on an emulator, 

    Aliroz said:

    that one sega genesis game with like three characters you could play as and one of them was a dwarf and one of them was a scantily clad lady and I think the title had axe in it, 


    Evo: The Search for Eden and Golden Axe, respectively.
    Holy crud!  Holy flipping crud!  I thought that maybe the first one was just something I imagined because I could never find it.

    Gosh, it's like finding a book from the library of Kiev.

    I bet I could play it now; and finally do it.
  • naney said:

    you know why they call it the 3DS

    they call it that because that's the number of times you nerds are gonna be buying it B)

    we're going to buy it 3*d*s times? How many times is that even? That could be a negative number of times! There's not enough information in this equation! You're an awful math teacher! I'm suing the school board!
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