The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2014-08-04 03:15:38
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I was thinking more about what Scott Shaw (and to a lesser extent, Wiseau Films, though they apparently straightened that out somehow) did to Lupa, but yeah, it was still a bummer that Kyle had to take down What is it? It was actually one of my favorites of his.
  • edited 2014-08-04 03:24:07
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Though honestly, What is it? was so jam-packed with -isms (racism, sexism, ableism) and shocking imagery that about the only place that could do a legitimate release would be a grindhouse label like Something Weird or Troma.
  • kill living beings
    pathologic
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gemonian_stairs

    I TOLD YOU MAN

    I TILD YOU ABOUT STAIRS
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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  • job orientation is going well
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    well that is good
  • get a 10% off employee discount and the uniform only specifies having black pants

    so that's nice
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I am in Arizona.

    My little bros inform me that yes, it is always this hot.
  • i am now a union member

    (*in the distance Forsythe sheds a single tear*)
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I should probably reiterate that all math nerds need to die, and soon.
  • edited 2014-08-04 14:16:36

    im making 7.75 an hour

    minimum wage is going up to 8 soon though

    it's going to get up to 9.50 in 2016, whereupon it'll be indexed to inflation
  • edited 2014-08-04 14:31:21
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    If I had a time machine, there is no way I would live in this century.

    Worst century so far, and the next one will be worse, and the next one will be worse than that.

    I mean, crocodilians are less than five meters when they could get up to six meters a hundred years ago (and bigger in the centuries before that), cities never turn back into lovely wetlands but wetlands turn into cities, and all the continents have been connected by travel, thus ruining them by introducing nonnative species.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    WAIT A MINUTE, THIS CENTURY CONTAINS THE LEGO MOVIE.

    ALL IS FORGIVEN, HUMANITY.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Oh. humanity, when it comes to disappointing me, you never disappoint.
  • kill living beings
    honestly not sure what to do at work today. glad i'm not getting paid and thus feel no guilt
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Also, this century contains Phineas and Ferb, so that's at least worth three "get out of hatred" free cards for humanity.
  • and Regular Show

    which should be worth at least six
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I had a thought about having ABC make Where Are My Pants a real show because I own The LEGO Movie now

    Of course there wouldn't be enough to fill 22 minutes a week, but corporate synergy :P
  • you could do 11 minutes a week

    like -cough- certain average programs
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I have not seen regular show.

    AI will not see it until you read or watch one of the following:

    The King's Shadow by Elizabeth Alder

    The Westing Game by Ellen Raskina

    The Search For Delicious by Natalie Babbit,

    Figgs and Phantoms by Ellen Raskin

    The Remarkable Journey of Prince Jen by LLoyd Alexander

    The Man From Snowy River

    The Adventures of Tintin

    The thief And The Cobbler, any version

    The Secret Of Kells

    Watership Down (book or movie)

    Arthur's Almost Live Not Real Music Festival

    Merriam Webster's new Collegiate Dictionary, Ninth Edition

    The Pogo Special Birthday Special.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anonus said:

    I had a thought about having ABC make Where Are My Pants a real show because I own The LEGO Movie now


    Of course there wouldn't be enough to fill 22 minutes a week, but corporate synergy :P
    That could fill up 168 hours a week, but nobody would ever want to watch anything else.  Seriously, that joke never gets old.  Never, it makes me laugh every single time.

    Such amazing comedic power must not be unleashed on the helpless masses.  Think of your competition, your poor, struggling competition!

    Better that you keep airing tween sitcoms.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    THIS TRIPLEPOST IS TOO IMPORTANT TO BE INTERRUPTED BY ONE SUCH AS YOU.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Aliroz said:

    Anonus said:

    I had a thought about having ABC make Where Are My Pants a real show because I own The LEGO Movie now


    Of course there wouldn't be enough to fill 22 minutes a week, but corporate synergy :P
    That could fill up 168 hours a week, but nobody would ever want to watch anything else.  Seriously, that joke never gets old.  Never, it makes me laugh every single time.

    Such amazing comedic power must not be unleashed on the helpless masses.  Think of your competition, your poor, struggling competition!

    Better that you keep airing tween sitcoms.
    ABC doesn't run those

    And ABC must crush the competition
  • edited 2014-08-04 16:22:31
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    But monopolies are evi-is zapped by Anonus's idea-deletion-ray (also known as "honey, where are my paaaaaaaaaaaaaants?")

    whuh?

    Anyways, that is why Almond Ice Cream is evil, and should be avoided or destroyed at all costs.
  • the competition is crushed, and countless children mourn the loss of their favourite tv shows

    you heartless monster
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Oh come on, kids love Adventure Time and I own that so it's not "the competition" and shall be spared from crushing
  • naney said:

    the competition is crushed, and countless children mourn the loss of their favourite tv shows

    you heartless monster


  • edited 2014-08-04 16:28:36
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anonus is a trillion dollar mogul, who is too much of a cheapskate to pay for the dot of ink that makes a period at the end of his sentences; Naney is so poor, he can't even afford capital letters.

    Gaze upon my punctuation, you mighty ones, and despair!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel deserve to be crushed

    Though certain shows might be evacuated before they are crushed

    This is all because you just had to go and buy Marvel, Disney

    YOU MUST REALLY REGRET SELLING ABC NOW
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    naney said:

    A!

    [insert Animaniacs joke here]
  • there are many children that love every show
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    You guys, proper english punctuation isn't scary. I know it looks nasty and mean, but it's really a sweet creature that only bites if you step on it or startle it.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I can't catch a break

    The LEGO Movie's amazing power is a great thing until I get a hold of it?
  • edited 2014-08-04 16:36:12
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anonus said:

    I can't catch a break


    The LEGO Movie's amazing power is a great thing until I get a hold of it?
    You aren't pure of heart, you don't deserve such great power.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Neither does Time Warner

    Of course they seem too boring to be fully aware of it anyway
  • edited 2014-08-04 16:39:02
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022


    Commuter students must remove vehicles from campus by 3:00 a.m. However, there are occasions when studying and access to facilities may require students to park past this time. If a customer needs to park past 3:00 a.m. and has a C permit, he/she must move the vehicle to one of the C spaces in the designated areas listed below. The late-night areas are closely monitored to detect abuse (parking a vehicle on campus without moving it for 24 hours or more). The designated garages require the purchase of a commuter student evening garage permit to allow garage parking. A WC permit must use the Remote West Campus overnight location listed below. Regular parking regulations for these areas resume at 5:00 a.m.

    On one hand this stuff all seems needlessly complicated

    On the other hand, it's obvious they put a lot of thought into this to try and keep resident students from gaming the system by buying the cheaper commuter permits and then parking in the "overnight" commuter spaces

    So I'm not sure what level of annoyance I should be feeling
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anonus said:

    Neither does Time Warner


    Of course they seem too boring to be fully aware of it anyway
    Their ignorance is an innocence that you lack, young one.

    You trifle with things you don't understand.


  • I was not prepared for this
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
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    England: The United Kingdom
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Man, you guys must live in a weird america.
  • Any America is a weird America
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
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    This is a PS4 game.... Wow.....
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Damn...
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    No....
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    How.....
  • Tumblr's America is noticeably belligerent than everyone else's America.

    And that's on top of the fact that America can be really frigging belligerent at times.
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