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  • The sadness will last forever.
    NOT Calvin
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    The thing about human hunting is our endurance capabilities. To animals, persistence hunters must have been like the Terminator.

    yeah

    we are the most efficient endurance runners of any species, maybe you knew that?

    but also i imagine having the ability to plan and devise traps and weapons gave us an edge over most prey species
  • Ligotti collaborated with the musical group Current 93 on the albums In A Foreign Town, In A Foreign Land (1997, reissued 2002), I Have a Special Plan for This World (2000), This Degenerate Little Town (2001) and The Unholy City (2003), all released on David Tibet's Durtro label. Tibet has also published several limited editions of Ligotti's books on Durtro Press. Ligotti also played guitar on Current 93's contribution to the compilation Foxtrot, an album whose proceeds went to the treatment of musician John Balance's alcoholism.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Calvin with sunglasses
  • The sadness will last forever.
    ban all music
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    Tachyon said:

    it's possible this led to their extinction, tho climate change was probably the main factor

    It's actually highly probable, based on a couple points of evidence:

    1) The Pleistocene has numerous interglacials, which the mammoths appear to have survived.

    2) The Australian megafauna disappear soon after humans showed up.

  • The sadness will last forever.
    peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are evil because dumb reasons
  • edited 2013-11-21 15:36:34
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    ^^ those are convincing points

    i actually knew about the Australian megafauna (actually, not just the Australian; there were horses and camels in North America before human beings arrived there, for instance)

    i thought i read somewhere that recent research suggested climate change was the main factor leading to the mammoths' extinction, but i can't remember the source for that so maybe i made it up
  • The sadness will last forever.
    stories vs food
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    evidence against hunting being the primary factor

    seems like it's a controversial issue, tho
  • edited 2013-11-21 15:43:48
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Humans are clever enough to know that attacking an entire herd of elephants will probably end badly.

    Crocodilians are too stupid to figure this out; but, in their defense, they are crocodilians.

    Yeah, have an overly-developed brain that takes up boatloads of oxygen.  Oh wait, your lungs are terrible.

    Our lack of intelligence is more than made up for by our awesome respiratory system, our more efficient digestion, our greater bite force, and tetrachromacy.  We at least have things we can do well; but Teenagers don't even have intelligence, which is the main selling point of humanity.

    I mean, seriously, Teenagers can't even go an hour without breathing.  Laaaaaaaaaaaaame.

    I mean, suuuuuure, be able to run huge long distances all endurance-like, all able to out-endure any animal and run anywhere on land; see if that's any advantage when the water is up to your hips.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i don't like young people

    especially babies
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    teenagers are mentally more developed than children, and continue to develop the capacity for abstract reasoning as they mature

    so, like, they have that in their favour

    on the other hand their hormones render them emotionally unstable
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    babies are idiots tho

    except when it comes to language acquisition
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    BEE-DAW-BEE-DAW-BEE-DAW SHUT UP
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I think human babies are cute; except I don't like the loud crying sounds they make.

    I think it's fun to watch them figure out how to move their hands; and that developing motor control.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    punishing kids with disgusting movies

    no wait it'll backfire
  • The sadness will last forever.
    what Aliroz said
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Tachyon said:

    BEE-DAW-BEE-DAW-BEE-DAW SHUT UP

    Is this a baby or a parrot?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    baby animals tend to be cute

    or baby terrestrial vertebrates, at least, but some other species as well

    baby human beings are adorable, but entirely helpless
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Tachyon said:

    BEE-DAW-BEE-DAW-BEE-DAW SHUT UP

    Is this a baby or a parrot?
    it's an unskippable advertisement that YouTube keeps playing before it will let me watch videos
  • edited 2013-11-21 15:54:53
    The sadness will last forever.
    meow
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Tachyon said:

    Tachyon said:

    BEE-DAW-BEE-DAW-BEE-DAW SHUT UP

    Is this a baby or a parrot?
    it's an unskippable advertisement that YouTube keeps playing before it will let me watch videos
    So possibly either.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    roar
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i like how tentative baby spiders seem after they've just hatched

    their little legs
  • edited 2013-11-21 15:57:40
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    So possibly either.


    oh you mean, what is actually making the sound?

    a Minion impersonating a siren, with the aid of a loud hailer
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    image

    I have found Satan.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    ewwww

    instant noodles
  • The sadness will last forever.
    eating reptiles
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    man eating shark
  • The sadness will last forever.
    i want the d

    dingoes that is
  • The sadness will last forever.
    smart n dumb
  • The sadness will last forever.
    gonna have a good time
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    put me out of my misery


    i just cant look away


    now i know how odradek feels
    RESIST!

    You must resist this terrible fate!

    *shakes violently*
  • The sadness will last forever.
    radiation poisoning the book
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    click for sexy triplets:

    Spoiler:
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  • And if tumblr likes something you'll know it because they will hail it as a Progressive Icon.

    Off.
    Or they'll be rampant shipping regardless of the largely platonic feel of the media.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    elmo's world is code for terrorism
  • The sadness will last forever.
    shipping everyone

    to the moon
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    largely platonic feels
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Tachyon said:

    i like how tentative baby spiders seem after they've just hatched

    their little legs

    They are cute.

    I removed a surprisingly large spider from my room a few days ago. I think that it was pregnant. In the dark, before I knew what it was, I picked it up thinking it was an earplug that had fallen from by my alarm clock... until it ran away. It did not bite me, though, which I thought was cool, and it seemed less afraid when I took it outside in a glass than anxious and miffed. I do not generally expect that much personality in small arthropods. It was endearing.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    platonic feels is the best feels
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Batter x Secretaries OTP
  • The sadness will last forever.
    wolfing down cake
  • edited 2013-11-21 16:17:22
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    that's pretty cool Sredni

    do you know what kind of spider it was?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    dragon friends
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    dovahkiin
  • The sadness will last forever.
    too much pride
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    I keep getting this popup and I am not sure if it is my computer having malware or the site having something nasty on it.
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