The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ANONUS
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    one little victory
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    suppose I should go to bed earlylike tonight
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Melusina said:

    ANONUS

    (provided you see this later)

    what?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    rocksteady
  • Mom, I’m going to be thinking about these cookies all day tomorrow at school.
  • Route 666 said:

    rocksteady

    netherrealm
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You get the most powerful smartphone that ever existed, complete with beautiful 1080p displaybutIt runs TouchWiz
  • it's been so long
  • You get the most powerful smartphone that ever existed, complete with beautiful 1080p displaybutIt runs TouchWiz
    Wouldn't press the button because Samsung.

  • The sadness will last forever.
    more crappy tv to watch
  • The sadness will last forever.
    supertrain
  • The sadness will last forever.
    meow
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    gay
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    breathing through a straw
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    gender double standard
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    open minded liberal but only where its relevant to your interest
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    nausea
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    people forget that being anti-lgbt is being sexist
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I will grow up when I am a rotting corpse.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the kinky slash fic writer
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    lol not really b/c i deleted my terrible writing
  • edited 2013-10-12 02:51:18
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the hardkore military gurl

    oh wait she is un-qualified on several levels nvm
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    miko the anything

    too bad depression lol
  • Molag Bal is pretty much the most unambiguously evil god in the Elder Scrolls pantheon, what with having the accurate moniker of "King of Rape," but rather amusingly the Dunmer only hate him for ruining their "purity." They also call two of the other rather unambiguously evil gods "good Daedra."
  • I want to rant again about how much I'm hating my life lately but no one's around to care and I'm too tired anyway

    blugh.
  • I doubt I'd be any good at consolation, but you can go ahead.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I went out for a drive and ended up meandering through the University District

    Once again I find myself wishing I lived in a more urban area; somewhere where people can be out on the streets at 2:30 in the morning and there's nothing weird about that
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    why am i looking at minneapolis/st. paul on google maps
  • The pinata is one of those definitively Mexican creations that Americans now use as a way to appropriate Mexican culture while at the same time trying desperately to keep actual Mexicans out of our country.


    image

    "GO HOME, FOREIGNERS! ... but leave the salsa, if you don't mind."

    We all like to complain about Cracked but this is pretty spot on I think.
  • edited 2013-10-12 03:42:33
     
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Diablo II
  • edited 2013-10-12 10:36:57
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Okay, remind me not to go exploring on the internet.

    -Shudder-

    Why are people so hostile to my faith?
  • Some senior Tories have dismissed the problem, with Lord Freud claiming in June that families using food banks were simply after free meals
    ahahahahahahaha seriously shoot that motherfucker now
  • every hundredth person in the country is literally relying on charity to avoid starving and you have complete twats like that grandstanding around the house of lords. i would unironically do a violence to that man
  • edited 2013-10-12 14:25:27

    On a height they kindled the hugest of all
    funeral fires; fumes of woodsmoke
    billowed darkly up, the blaze roared
    and drowned out their weeping, wind died down
    and flames wrought havoc in the bone-house,
    burning it to the core. They were disconsolate
    and wailed aloud for their lord's decease.
    A Geat woman too sang out in grief;
    with hair bound up, she unburdened herself
    of her worst fears, a wild litany
    of nightmare and lament: her nation invaded,
    enemies on the rampage, bodies in piles,
    slavery and abasement. Heaven swallowed the smoke.
  • edited 2013-10-12 14:33:17
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • Lord Freud? That's a real person and not a comicbook supervillain?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    imo free meals should be a basic right
  • David Anthony Freud, Baron Freud (born 24 June 1950) is a British journalist, businessman, Conservative politician and welfare adviser and is a Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for Work and Pensions. He is a great grandson of Sigmund Freud, and son of Annette Krarup and Walter Freud. Freud's book describing his career in the city has been described as "morally ambiguous". Whilst working in the City of London he was called by a colleague the "Fraud Squad" because of his ability to "heavily promote new share issues that subsequently tanked."[1] Though having no previous experience in the welfare sector he was asked by Tony Blair to provide a review of these services. The "Freud Report" and his subsequent parliamentary career have greatly influenced government policy on the provision of welfare services. In the aftermath of the financial crisis of 2008 his policies have been described as "making the poor pay for the risk-taking of the rich."

    this man seems charming
  • it's a good thing his name is Freud because he seems like a huge dick
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Ryan Murphy better not ruin American Horror Story or I'm done with that show.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Bug meat
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Bug meat and mugwump jizzum.
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

    imo free meals should be a basic right

    Indeed. We could have communities of people who have to grow food, harvest it, bake it, and hand it over to other people for free.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Free meals are the best.
  • man do u kno how much corn we have here in the US of A

    there is lots of corn

    so much corn
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