The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I have never had a dog, always been a cat-person.

    Also, there is a cricket inside my wall,

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I miss Stormy

    He was a cat, though, not a dog

    He purred ALL the time...like, you could literally stick him with a needle and he'd just keep on purring...
  • I miss Stormy


    He was a cat, though, not a dog

    He purred ALL the time...like, you could literally stick him with a needle and he'd just keep on purring...
    Don't stick needles into cats.
  • edited 2013-07-25 01:52:13
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^ Our cat Jack was like that. He was a marvellously goofy beast. Very smart, very sweet, very eccentric.

    His kidneys failed...
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I like pets. I like dogs in particular. At times I have wished I had a pig, or an elephant, or a hippopotamus, or a lion. :)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I like cows, probably wouldn't want to own one though
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Hippopotami are notoriously testy, although apparently pygmy hippos are quite affable.
  • I once had a sickly little cat :(

    His name was Goliath!
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I think I would enjoy a ferret
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *hugs Counterclock*

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hippopotamus_-_04.jpg

    Just look at this creature! Hippos are so cool! :D I love the animals but sadly the human world is cruel to them and excludes them from stuff. u_u
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-372/

    Cucumber Quest continues being great. ^_^
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the wet hippo


  • With all the hell I put Ray through I really wouldn't be surprised if he were as moany as Ray Romano.

    Also I have to give MAD credit, as far as their parodies go they could've done much worse with Rayman, even though the title joke is totes obvious.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Don't stick needles into cats.

    It wasn't me, silly! It was the nurse.

    ^^ Our cat Jack was like that. He was a marvellously goofy beast. Very smart, very sweet, very eccentric.


    His kidneys failed...
    :(
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Bunny said:

    I think I would enjoy a ferret

    As would I. They are apparently quite lively and intelligent beasts, and my goodness are they ever cute.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/bacon/

    Bacon pretends to be all the characters as this year's April Fool's joke. :) I like how ggdg archives this stuff.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Ferrets are adorable! :D
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I think I will go to sleep soon and try not to feel bad about getting discouraged from Python. :x
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    good night, Miko.
  • and another thing:



    it is a tragedy and a sin that this was the Rayman Raving Rabbids we deserved but not the one we actually got

    Origins and Legends kinda make up for it but still
  • I think I shall Hibernate now. Into the bed.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Good night, Clock.

    And good night everyone else, too.
  • Man, it sucks being the only one in the house who has a phone (other than my mother, of course). My younger brother is constantly asking for it so he can watch Minecraft LPs- he's not running out of those anytime soon- and my older brother is constantly making phone calls and has to take my phone every night because out of all the devices we have with alarms, my phone is the only one that wakes him up apparently, and he's in no hurry to find out alternate methods.
  • My younger brother used to watch Minecraft LPs on the Wii U, but somehow that broke while I was in Colorado.

     

    Seriously, what did I do to offend the goddess of technology?

  • Let's Play "I can't sleep the night before I have important things to do".
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Mo' said:

    Let's Play "I can't sleep the night before I have important things to do".

    That game makes the Touhou franchise look like a cakewalk.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Mo' said:

    Let's Play "I can't sleep the night before I have important things to do".

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know

    I'll bet after Princess Celestia imprisoned Nightmare Moon, there were a bunch of ponies on pony-Tumblr who started calling themselves "Luna-tics" and acting like groupies and using hashtags like "#FreeLuna" and "#PrincessOfTheNight"
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-07-25 03:47:54
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    I'm pretty good at that game, actually

    Shit, we're going to Kings Dominion tomorrow and the rents want us to wake up at 5. Ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha.

    In other news I feel like drawing Tre in Ray's outfit and vice versa
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ooh, Kings Dominion

    Never been there, but its Ohioan sister park is fun!
  • Some days, I resent that Mennonites get to be called "Pennsylvania Dutch" and we're "Pennsylvanian Hollanders".
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    what does that make me then

    an ohio english?
  • what does that make me then


    an ohio english?



    I guess.

    I'm not sure Ohiuskies of English descent are ever really referred to as a group, though. Maybe they are and I'm just not aware of it.

  • I'm in a very Sublime-y mood tonight.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Waiterm1n! Waiterman! come here!

    what's up chef
    why is there smoke everywhere

    I'm tryign otu a new dish

    oh, is it supposed to be this smokey?

    i don't know
    i told you, it's ne3w

    right, that mskes much sense
    what's this dish called?

    deep-fried fireworks

    sorry, what did you seay

    deep-fried fireworks, waiterman!
    it'll be the bes way to clebrate teh fourth of July

    The fourt hof july wsa weeks ago, chef
    also 'm calling 911

    but i haven't commeitend any crime this week
    i made sure of it

    well you're aout to commit arson, chef

    what

    nevermind, i'm just conna call 911 and see if we can't get teh fife dpearment out here

    but there's no fire

    yet

    waiterman, your'e acting weird
    are you on that medication again

    i told you chef, those were tic-tacs
    come on, let's just get outo f the kitchen brefore bad things sttart happening

    wiatemran, stop being such a conspiracy theorist
    i'm sure hte nsa hasn't hacked into my deep-fryer at all

    Chef, Punky Brewser is outside!

    Ooh, she was my favorie sitcom character of that one decade with the Cold War!

    Let's go meet her, chef!

    Yay!
    ok waiterman we're out side now
    where's pucnky brewser

    hold that rhought, chef i need to make a phone call

    but

    hello, 911
    can you send the fire dpearment, please
    well ,o there,s no fire yet, but there's going to be
    no, i'm not thereatenting to burn down a building
    why would ic all 911 and tell you i'm going to commit arson
    no, there's no need to send the police, just send the fire--
    oh fien, whatever, we'll sort it out thwne the polcie get here

    wiaterman wher'es bpunky breewser

    oh, right
    she proably left
    because her car got towed

    wait if her car got towed hwo did she leave

    ther'es a thing called wlking chef

    "walking' you say
    i should try it sometime

    you've never heard of walking?

    not really

    that would explain why you've been using that weelchair all week

    oh, that
    i stole it form Delta Airlines

    i thought you sid you ahdn't commited crimes this week

    it wsa last riday, so techinically it was last week

    oh, ok
  • CA, I have no doubt you could write comedy. That was actually really funny.

  • The sadness will last forever.
    mr yuki
  • The sadness will last forever.
    makoto yuki? the only makoto i can remember is school days and i didn't really watch that anime
  • What about Makoto from Devil Survivor 2?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Kexruct said:

    CA, I have no doubt you could write comedy. That was actually really funny.

    Aww, thanks
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Acceptable Gilly Hopkins
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Makoto Naegi from Dangan Ronpa
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Saw Pacific Rim. Was good.

  • The court ruled a white teen who stabbed a classmate to death will face the jury as a 300-pound black man. Onion News Network, Fridays at 10/9c on IFC.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Time Bus should be ready to go any day now
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Need more Friendship is Witchcraft
  • edited 2013-07-25 11:47:22
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.


    I know this pattern has a safe spot (as demonstrated) but it is rrreeeeaaaaaallllllly precise, and also I find this pattern really difficult to read. The last time I attempted it, I dodged it, but I am not sure that I can do that consistently. :o I hope to find the safe spot. :)
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