The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • It occurred to me recently that I have no idea what kind of power fantasy I'd like.
  • Kexruct said:

    It occurred to me recently that I have no idea what kind of power fantasy I'd like.

    Giant bat comes down and kills everyone.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I read Lord of the Rings when I was 14. Sure am glad I read that instead of Atlas Shrugged
    I still need to finish that

    I tried after I read The Hobbit but it couldn't hold my attention at the time

    Basically I did this

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    But with one of the Perry Mason novels instead of Captain Underpants because I was older than Heart
  • Is it me, or in the last panel does it look like the illustrator crammed in the "s" in Rings at the last second?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    forkkkkk
  • The sadness will last forever.
    forkkkkk
  • forkkkkk

    for kkk

    i'm onto you young lady
  • edited 2013-06-15 03:40:50
    I am regularly amused by how many rap songs sound like Homies Over Hoes.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I was gonna say I'm surprised you're still up but then I remembered you're in Colorado
  • You're right, I am!

    Brb, stealin yo man
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Didn't think you swung that way, bro...
  • It was a joke.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    SO YOU SAY!
  • I AM ENTITLED TO JUST AS MUCH SOMEWHAT GAY INNUENDO AS I WANT SREDNI

    IT IS MY INALIENABLE RIGHT
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    And it is mine as a licensed agent of the Gay Agenda to plant seeds of doubt in your mind to poison you to our insidious sodomitical ways.

    Or do I need to?

    Search your heart. You know it to be true. You want his body.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    game dude

    more like game poop
  • And it is mine as a licensed agent of the Gay Agenda to plant seeds of doubt in your mind to poison you to our insidious sodomitical ways.


    Or do I need to?

    Search your heart. You know it to be true. You want his body.

    THAT'S NOT TRUE

    THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
  • Also goodnight.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    bbbb
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^ hee hee

    On an unrelated note: I miss Bobby G
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Me too!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Me three!
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Same here!
  • The sadness will last forever.
    bingos
  • The sadness will last forever.
    bongos
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Should we make a Kickstarter to bring Bobby back to HH?

    Haven too
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    bribe them?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    If person becomes a celebrity, do people find their internet accounts and mock them when they do or say something stupid or whatever? Like if they posted a comment 3 years ago?
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
  • edited 2013-06-15 09:12:06
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Not even 9 credits were enough for me to reach the end of RefleX. :(
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-06-15 09:16:04
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    So my parents now hate me thanks to the failing of me to understand the teaching of foreign language in a public school setting.

    :D

    Don't you just love feeling like the scum of the earth for something that isn't even entirely your fault? I do!
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Yo te puedo enseñar español si quieres
  • edited 2013-06-15 09:31:14
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tre said:

    So my parents now hate me thanks to the failing of me to understand the teaching of foreign language in a public school setting.

    :D

    Don't you just love feeling like the scum of the earth for something that isn't even entirely your fault? I do!

    :(
  • edited 2013-06-15 10:01:18
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    If only schools graded people based on their performance in shmups. :/
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    TRE WE ALL FAIL SOMETIMES AND YOU ARE SMART AND CAPABLE AND DON'T HATE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU TRIED :)
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I passed a foreign language class one time where I was 1 point away from not passing lol.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • HEAR and attend and listen; for this befell and behappened and became and was, O my Best Beloved, when the Tame animals were wild. The Dog was wild, and the Horse was wild, and the Cow was wild, and the Sheep was wild, and the Pig was wild--as wild as wild could be--and they walked in the Wet Wild Woods by their wild lones. But the wildest of all the wild animals was the Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him.
  • Of course the Man was wild too. He was dreadfully wild. He didn't even begin to be tame till he met the Woman, and she told him that she did not like living in his wild ways. She picked out a nice dry Cave, instead of a heap of wet leaves, to lie down in; and she strewed clean sand on the floor; and she lit a nice fire of wood at the back of the Cave; and she hung a dried wild-horse skin, tail-down, across the opening of the Cave; and she said, 'Wipe you feet, dear, when you come in, and now we'll keep house.'

    That night, Best Beloved, they ate wild sheep roasted on the hot stones, and flavoured with wild garlic and wild pepper; and wild duck stuffed with wild rice and wild fenugreek and wild coriander; and marrow-bones of wild oxen; and wild cherries, and wild grenadillas. Then the Man went to sleep in front of the fire ever so happy; but the Woman sat up, combing her hair. She took the bone of the shoulder of mutton--the big fat blade-bone--and she looked at the wonderful marks on it, and she threw more wood on the fire, and she made a Magic. She made the First Singing Magic in the world.

    Out in the Wet Wild Woods all the wild animals gathered together where they could see the light of the fire a long way off, and they wondered what it meant.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    In the Super Smash Bros. Brawl manual, Zelda is referred to as a "queen" even though she is commonly referred to as "princess". This is because her Brawl appearance is based on the Zelda of Twilight Princess, who is queen de facto, but doesn't officially bear the title as her coronation was prevented by the events of the game.
    Three of Zelda's special moves - Din's Fire, Farore's Wind & Nayru's Love - are based on spells used by Link in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
    Though Zelda's recovery goes farther than Sheik's, Sheik can actually go higher vertically from the ground.
    The amount of transformation lag can be shortened by pausing the game during the transformation; doing this, however, causes a replay of the match to lag at the point of where the player transformed.
    Zelda's taunt in Melee appears as one of her victory poses in Brawl. This is similar to how Fox gained his taunt from SSB as a victory pose in Melee and Brawl.
    Unlike in Melee, where completing Classic mode with either Zelda or Sheik one would get both Zelda and Sheik trophies, Brawl makes one play both characters separately at the end to retrieve their trophies.
    During Zelda's down smash animation, there is a small rendering error where her arm twists the wrong way near the end of it. It only lasts for about one frame, however, and is nearly impossible to see in a normal match; in Training mode, where the player can set the game's speed at 1/4 and zoom in, the error "blinks" shortly.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Russia has outlawed LGBT activism. Go equality.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    so, there any cool peeps around right now? i'm bored
  • or at least i will be once i reboot here...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yay!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    moogoo
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the moe cow
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    My last pair of working headphones (the dollar-store earbuds I used to use in bed) finally broke, so I game in and bought a couple pairs of shitty $5 headphones at Roses

    They don't sound that great, obviously, but they have a nice thick cord and really I have to value durability over sound quality

    I might buy another proper pair in a month or so, but for right now I'm still saving money for the AU/CA meetup next month.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    holy fuck these actually sound acceptable

    i mean they're certainly no replacement from my old Sony pair but they don't sound like something I paid $5 for either
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