I used to use The Dead C's "The Marriage of Reason and Squalor" as my alarm. It is sufficiently alarming, especially those weird synth noises. Good way to get up.
I used to have this clip of Mark Hamill's Joker laughing (http://www.zedge.net/ringtone/528760/). Definitely wakes you up, especially when you have the phone right next to your ear. My current alarm is Frank Sinatra's "Fly me to the Moon", since it's also my ringtone.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
It's probably a notification that's automatically triggered when you hit a certain percentage of your data allotment.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I guess I'm spoiled by living in a big city.
WOW doesn't have the fastest or most reliable internet service but compared to the other options in my area (Time Warner Cable and AT&T) they seem to try to screw over their customers the least.
Technically there's also Service Electric but they won't talk to us anymore because my stepfather was uploading like stupid amounts of pirated movies from our house a few years ago.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I know, because someone from there just tried calling me, and then presumably stopped because they had the wrong number or something.
I think people only know of Chagrin Falls because Bill Watterson lived there.
The back cover of The Essential Calvin and Hobbes is a watercolor of Calvin as a giant destroying an accurate representation of Chagrin Falls' central business district.
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(No that's not actually a joke.)
HD: 1d8
LA: 0
Starting ECL: 1
STR: -4
DEX: 0
CON: 0
INT: 0
WIS: 6
CHA: -2
(2+ Int Mod) x 4 skill points
+0 NA
Preferred Class: Druid
Fly: 20
Speed (Land): 5
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Maybe I should go along the food theme. Or maybe go for a hipster theme of "Pumpkin Spice Latte"
Massive hint: For the first time since we started doing it, I'm not being Rayman.
"What?"
:phone is slammed down and hung up, laughter ensues:
Lyman left Jon after Jon refused to tell his parents they were a couple, or even admit it to his pets.