I Read That As: Trash Heap Edition

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• Tatterhood

  2016-12-13 05:32:54

  what are thooooooooooooooooooooooose => what are thoooooooooooooooooooousands
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-12-13 06:35:44

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Yes, Virginia, Even In The Face Of The Apocalypse --> Ys, Virginia, Even In The Face Of The Apocalypse
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-12-13 21:35:47

  Occluded Sun -> Occluded Sin
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-12-13 22:06:13

  In the dystopian future, all past movies will be replaced with Gallagher routines -> In the dystopian future, all past movies will be replaced with alligator routines
• Aliroz

  2016-12-13 23:57:54

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  glennmagusharvey said:

  In the dystopian future, all past movies will be replaced with Gallagher routines -> In the dystopian future, all past movies will be replaced with alligator routines

  I am down for this.
• Vriska

  2016-12-15 19:31:48

  8luh 8luh.

  "Angelits" --> "Angeltits"

  
  

  (hi Imi)
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-12-26 01:31:48

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  very small lego train + the complete lesbears --> very small lesbians
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-12-27 02:44:03

  ' "Angelits" --> "Angeltits" ' --> "Argentina"
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-12-28 01:22:14

  "What bugs me about that Ender Hitler essay" -> "What bugs me about that Endless Hitler essay"
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-12-28 02:15:53

  "You just know" + "I read that as" = "You know I just know"
  
• Tatterhood

  2016-12-29 02:43:36

  Proof Doug was the best cartoon of all time => Prof. Doug was the best cartoon of all time
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-12-29 21:08:08

  naney's definitive xman list -> naney's definitive xmas list
  
• Crystal

  2017-01-01 00:54:29

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  "116 W TOFFEE SWEETS BLVD" as "116 W TOFFEE FEELS BLVD"
• Tatterhood

  2017-01-18 21:41:47

  Sandbags & Hotdogs => Sonic & Hedgehogs
  
• Crystal

  2017-01-20 04:21:50

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  "I should pick Kill Six Billion Demons back up again" ~> "I should kill Kill Six Billion Demons back up again"
• Vriska

  2017-01-22 02:37:16

  8luh 8luh.

  And I read that as "I should pick Kill Bill Demons back up again"

  
  

  (to be fair I really like Kill Bill.)
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-01-25 01:00:16

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  my KFN stopped working --> my KFC stopped working
• Tatterhood

  2017-01-29 23:50:17

  
  sorry jane, the cia is going to teleport you to mars instead => sorry jane, the cis are going to teleport you to mars instead
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2017-01-30 00:30:47

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  I knew it
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-02-02 13:35:41

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  ♓☯🍄 the mushroom garden of the heapers' hangout forum 🍄☯ ♓ --> ♓☯🍄 the mushroom gender of the heapers' hangout forum 🍄☯ ♓
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-04 19:50:52

  > mfw the alien Varga cuts a path of destruction across the continents
  +
  ALL OF BEGA'S CLOTHES FIT HIM
  =
  ALL OF VEGA'S CLOTHES FIT HIM
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-02-09 16:22:36

  "There used to be only three channels" ➡️ "There used to be only three chemicals"
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-02-12 03:06:57

  Borbles directly in your direction => Barbies in your general direction
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-02-14 01:26:08

  
  Aaaaaaahhhh I want heeeeeer.=> Aaaaaaahhhh I want beeeeeeer
  
• Crystal

  2017-02-14 01:29:17

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  I hate beer. :|
• Vriska

  2017-02-14 23:24:39

  8luh 8luh.

  "Yes, Virginia, Even In The Face Of The Apocalypse" --> "Yes, Vegans, Even In The Face Of The Apocalypse"
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-02-24 18:58:40

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  The Bad Advice Column and Question Kiosk --> The Bird Advice Column and Question Kiosk
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-03-12 00:04:18

  Remember that Beyonce song with a chorus of psychotic elves -> Remember that Beyonce once sang with a chorus of psychotic elves
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-03-12 20:24:58

  Official Samurai Jack Thread => Official Samurai Jerk Thread
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-03-13 00:49:25

  The Original Three Eeveelutions ➡️ The Original Three Evangelions
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-03-13 02:44:27

  Tatterhood said:

  The Original Three Eeveelutions ➡️ The Original Three Evangelions

  they count from 0
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-03-16 15:00:28

  Wilkins Instant Coffee ➡️ Wikileaks Instant Coffee
• Calica

  2017-03-16 15:45:23

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  It's not even a wiki!
• Tatterhood

  2017-03-16 16:08:44

  Calica said:

  It's not even a wiki!

  I'm imagining the muppet who doesn't like wilkins coffee saying this
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-04-24 06:41:44

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Central Avenue's House of Narcissism --> Central Avenue's House of Necroeroticism
• Princess Alice

  2017-04-24 06:42:49

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  eww
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-04-24 06:47:48

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Well, I guess I can cross off "Manage to gross out CA" from the bucket list!
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-04-24 19:55:17

  what i clicked on: "Interior Majesty: Reflecting"
  
  what i expected: photos of really interesting interior design, possibly ornate and baroque and possibly involving mirrors
  
  what I got: actually, it's naney's personal thread
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-04-26 18:06:48

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  “I no longer have any idea how to deal with creationists” → “I no longer have any idea how to deal with croissants”
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-04-27 05:08:15

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  2017 has brought us the ultimate wub --> 2017 has brought us the ultimate weeb
• Princess Alice

  2017-04-27 05:10:44

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  @Crystal was born way before 2017.
• Crystal

  2017-04-27 05:11:08

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Pfffft.
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-04-27 05:42:46

  2017 has brought us the ultimate wub -> 2017 has brought us the ultimate sub
  
• Princess Alice

  2017-04-27 06:43:27

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Naney was born way before 2017.
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-04-27 08:30:09

  "Willy Wonka must have rigged the whole competition, since he knew where to send fake Slugworth!" -> "Willy Wonka must have rigged the whole competition, since he knew where to send fake Edgeworth!"
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-04-27 15:09:53

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  "Homosexuals stole the rainbow from God!!" --> "Homosexuals stole the rambutan from God!!"
• glennmagusharvey

  2017-04-27 16:03:31 edited 2017-04-27 16:03:43

  Central Avenue said:

  Naney was born way before 2017.

  I was actually thinking sandwiches when I wrote that hahahaha
  then I thought of naval vessels
  
• Tatterhood

  2017-04-29 06:24:41

  who is ja rule? ➡️ what is a juice?
• Fossilmaiden

  2017-04-30 09:32:10

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  (Not here)
  
  Centrism is the enabler of fascism --> Cocaine is the enabler of fascism
• Crystal

  2017-05-02 20:52:45

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  "ive turned my room inside out, STILL can't find my erasers >:/"

  
  

  "ive turned my room inside out, STILL can't find my ears >:/"