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  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    Which is why the Chaos Space Marines are better => Which is why the Chapo Space Marines are better
  • vtkvtk
    embrace the confusion
    A couple of nights ago I was driving west on US 30 just past the OH 602 interchange, when I saw a mileage sign whose reflective properties were disrupted by condensation. Even though I didn't really need to read the sign to know what cities were listed, I still for some reason read Bucyrus as Buttvirus.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    "i liked the snappier title" -> "i liked the snapper turtle"
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    If the world is a really advanced game of the Sims -> If the world is a really advanced game of Steam
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    overcentralization of sex => oversexualization of sex
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    *desexualizes the sex*
  • vtkvtk
    embrace the confusion
    There's a commercial on TV with an old-timey song in it that I always hear as "you make my heart erect", and then I remember I've heard it before and it's probably "you make my heart a wreck"
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    vtk said:

    There's a commercial on TV with an old-timey song in it that I always hear as "you make my heart erect", and then I remember I've heard it before and it's probably "you make my heart a wreck"

    Secret Asian Man
  • VianiViani

    ☭ imageimageimageB̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ imageimageimage ⚢

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    glennmagusharvey said:

    first i misread "Boipussy" as "Biopsy"

    then i read it again and misread it as "Biopussy"

    then i was typing up this post and i kept misspelling it as "Biopussy" so i was just like, the heck with it, i'm making snowclone threads


  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    The endless caverns + April the 4th of September => The endless September
  • vtkvtk
    embrace the confusion
    "April the 4th of September"..? Is it chicken, or is it tuna?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    vtk said:

    "April the 4th of September"..? Is it chicken, or is it tuna?

    it's in Nottingham.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    HUMOR YOU AGREE WITH => HOMU YOU AGREE WITH
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Roadgeek Thread 2017 --> Ragnarok Thread 2017
  • TatterhoodTatterhood

    everybody needs a bosom for a pillow => everyone needs a bdsm pillow
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Also, the sliproads onto the M6 have cattlegrids. --> Also, the sliproads onto the M6 have catgirls.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    When I need to roll dice to determine my apparent age, I think I like the distribution yielded by summing five D4.

    When I need to roll dice to determine my apparent age, I think I like the distribution yielded by summoning five D4.
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    glennmagusharvey said:

    When I need to roll dice to determine my apparent age, I think I like the distribution yielded by summing five D4.

    When I need to roll dice to determine my apparent age, I think I like the distribution yielded by summoning five D4.
    is this homestuck
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Calica said:

    glennmagusharvey said:

    When I need to roll dice to determine my apparent age, I think I like the distribution yielded by summing five D4.

    When I need to roll dice to determine my apparent age, I think I like the distribution yielded by summoning five D4.
    is this homestuck
    It's from some other thread here.  I'm not sure if it was a Homestuck reference.
  • vtkvtk
    embrace the confusion
    It was not a Homestuck reference. At least, not intentionally. What is Homestuck, again?
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    summoning dice, that was the joke
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    vtk said:

    It was not a Homestuck reference. At least, not intentionally. What is Homestuck, again?

    A long-running webcomic.  Stars "trolls", has a distinctive artstyle, and is associated with astrological symbols.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    SAY IT AIN'T SO => SAT AIN'T SO
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    your way makes no sense
  • vtkvtk
    embrace the confusion
    5d4, or something else?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I meant "SAT AIN'T SO" makes no sense.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    The Hermit Cat Witch's Hut => The Hime Cat's Witch Cut
    Central Avenue said:

    your way makes no sense

    SAT as in the college entrance exam.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO + I Am Sitting In A Room = LET'S GO GET A ROOM
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    "allison is a normal name"
    as
    "allison is a normal meme"
    then
    "allison is a normal mane"
    then
    "allison is a normal mame"
  • vtkvtk
    embrace the confusion
    "vaporwave" as "vaporware". Every time.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    vtk said:

    "vaporwave" as "vaporware". Every time.

    ok good, it's not just me
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Central Avenue said:

    vtk said:

    "vaporwave" as "vaporware". Every time.

    ok good, it's not just me

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    We just got passed by NINE corvettes => We just got past NINE concerts

    DIRTY VORPY => DIRTY MCCAIN
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    We just got passed by NINE corvettes => We just got passed by nine convents
  • VianiViani

    ☭ imageimageimageB̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ imageimageimage ⚢

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    glennmagusharvey said:

    We just got passed by NINE corvettes => We just got past NINE concerts

    DIRTY VORPY => DIRTY MCCAIN

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    5 shots or 6?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2017-08-15 01:49:55
    We just got passed by NINE corvettes => We just got passed by NINE Centies
    I keep on misreading this, and it's amusing.
    Viani said:

    glennmagusharvey said:

    DIRTY VORPY => DIRTY MCCAIN

    5 shots or 6?
    your embedded image seems to be:

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    when I quoted your post it showed up as a picture of Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) holding up a hand (presumably his own) with five fingers

    but still, i don't get it
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Central Avenue said:

    vtk said:

    "vaporwave" as "vaporware". Every time.

    ok good, it's not just me

  • VianiViani

    ☭ imageimageimageB̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ imageimageimage ⚢

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    Calica said:

    Central Avenue said:

    vtk said:

    "vaporwave" as "vaporware". Every time.

    ok good, it's not just me


  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    We just got passed by NINE Corvettes => We just passed nine cigarettes

    I keep thinking this thread title says something else.  I don't know why.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You're going to misread it once for every Corvette that passed us.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    that Corvette parade

    I wonder where they were going
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    it's four so far

    i have to misread it five more times before it changes
  • vtkvtk
    embrace the confusion
    I wonder if my dad was driving one of those Corvettes...

    ...probably not...
  • TatterhoodTatterhood

    One of mah faves. => One of my math faves.
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    "My bedroom proper is an attic where the headboard is against the far wall"

    "My bedroom proper is an attic where the hellboard is against the far wall"
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    "Shadman Appreciation Thread"

    "Scatman Appreciation Thread"
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    The most reasonable short description of where i live in the city is "by the old prison".

    ➡️

    The most reasonable short description of where I live in the city is "by the old person".
  • vtkvtk
    embrace the confusion
    The most reasonable short person
  • vtkvtk
    embrace the confusion
    Arthropod heapers
    as
    Android heapers
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    That's @fossilmaiden
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