The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    have you forgiven Kraft for their "Crumbelievable" campaign
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hahaha I forgot about that

    So we'll say yes
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    gets scheduled with red cross, carefully notes "BLOOD" in calendar
    kill living beings
    /me gets scheduled with red cross, carefully notes "BLOOD" in calendar
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    B L O O D
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    B L O O D
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    D O O L B
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    B O O B
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    P R I N C E S S
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    :(
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    TIL Imi reads binary
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.


    1001001
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    JUMP SCARE!!!

  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh man I am totally scared shitless now
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    the distant future

    the year 2000
  • B O O B

    ( . ) ( . )
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    that's the spirit
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Who's around right now?
  • kill living beings
    only god
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image
  • My parents house has turned into a pet care centre. We're looking after my sister's dog whilst she's on her honeymoon, and now we're looking after my brother's rabbits whilst he's in Poland.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Oh wow.

    I am going to go cook food now. Wish me luck, folks!

    *randomly kisses next poster on the cheek on the way out the door*
  • I'm back into the Elder Scrolls, dammit

    Glad I'm playing Skyrim, though. The more I look into it the more obvious it becomes how flagrantly broken Morrowind and Oblivion's leveling systems are.

    I mean, for facilitating progression they're passable at low level play but they're shit awful for role playing and completely fuck over the game balance for people who invest large sums of time with the game.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    You should play...

    ...

    ...

    Nioh which I have heard has a great demo
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    So it turns out this is going to take longer than I thought, so I'm back up here listening to David Thomas Broughton.

    Sorry, Kex.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    image
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Pfffftha.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I feel like the best way Jared Leto could win back the people he's alienated is to enter a surf competition as the Joker while never breaking character

  • So it turns out this is going to take longer than I thought, so I'm back up here listening to David Thomas Broughton.

    Sorry, Kex.

    I want my kiss, dammit. Hurry UP

  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Wow, you're forward. o—o;

    *...*

    *grabs and smooches with an alarming mix of ardour and swiftness before fleeing as if chased by wild dogs*
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    *in the distance can be heard: The things I do for a joke! Aaaaaa!*
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    The Bird has awakened from an actually good sleep.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    (Note: This running and screaming has nothing to do with Kex and everything to do with the fact that I really am that impulsive and easily embarrassed.)
  • Wow, you're forward. o—o;

    *...*

    *grabs and smooches with an alarming mix of ardour and swiftness before fleeing as if chased by wild dogs*

    you slattern!!! (*chases after doggedly*)
  • TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

    Oh wow.

    I am going to go cook food now. Wish me luck, folks!

    *randomly kisses next poster on the cheek on the way out the door*

    what did you cook?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Wow, you're forward. o—o;

    *...*

    *grabs and smooches with an alarming mix of ardour and swiftness before fleeing as if chased by wild dogs*

    you slattern!!! (*chases after doggedly*)

    *scampers a bit slower* >w>
    Boney said:

    Oh wow.

    I am going to go cook food now. Wish me luck, folks!

    *randomly kisses next poster on the cheek on the way out the door*

    what did you cook?

    I am making chicken. Currently I am slow-cooking it; later I will be lightly battering and pan-frying it.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    I know at least one reviewer who has gone on an absolute tear about the failure to elaborate upon "bad pacing."

    I was being vague because I didn't feel like having a conversation about it but had observed it.

    It's okay Sredni, I kinda like the Irate Gamer unironically too

    (hope this isn't crossing a line)
  • no sredni is talking about his favorite reviewer, xXxRyukReviewsxXx
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    no sredni is talking about his favorite reviewer, xXxRyukReviewsxXx

    Oh I love his work

    Especially his appearances in the movies Existenz and Auto Focus
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    The Evolutionary Case For Religion And Schizophrenia

    By David WongJack O'Brien


    I have found it, the least appealing Cracked thing
  • kill living beings
    Is it a bad summary of breakdown of the bicameral mind
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It feels weird that my favorite non-Wonka Gene Wilder performance is the one where he fucks a sheep
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    I know at least one reviewer who has gone on an absolute tear about the failure to elaborate upon "bad pacing."

    I was being vague because I didn't feel like having a conversation about it but had observed it.

    It's okay Sredni, I kinda like the Irate Gamer unironically too

    (hope this isn't crossing a line)

    It crossed exactly the right line.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Fehdan Cumtean ec y pyt sujea, hud "famm-syta" yd ymm
  • how have I never heard anyone rip the bassline from "Bela Lugosi's Dead" before
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    *shrug*

    Has anyone ripped the bassline to "Transmission" yet?
  • Dunno what that is or who it's by.

    I was just reading Pitchfork's "best songs of the 70s" thing and I ripped a bunch of them off of youtube to play around with.
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