You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
*picks up Imi's family with a crane and places them in Wisconsin*
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
*gives Imi a fresh pack of Nestlé® Wax Beetles™ as a bribe to forget about this whole ordeal*
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Bow before your Queen, lowly mortals! Central Avenue’s eternal 8-year-old. [she/her]
Hi everyperson!
How are you all this evening? I'm fine. I'm just in a little trouble, you see. Because apparently Mother's new curling iron is not to be used on My Little Ponies, even though Fluttershy's mane needed styling. :(
Played a bit of Mass Effect 2. I like it a lot so far, although I think I didn't enjoy it as much as I could've because I was in a bit of a bad mood after installing it turned out to be such a pain in the ass. But there was something unexpectedly yurific, so that was a plus. (I don't know if "I'd trust you to catch me if I fell!" "Oh, I'd do more than that ^.~" makes any sense, but Kanaya is a smooth operator.)
Bow before your Queen, lowly mortals! Central Avenue’s eternal 8-year-old. [she/her]
But...boycotting Hasbro would mean not buying any more of those Monopoly games that are all just the same game but with the addition of licensed characters.
Bow before your Queen, lowly mortals! Central Avenue’s eternal 8-year-old. [she/her]
So, how are you all doing tonight? I tried to get Father to take me to Blockbuster rent a movie but he was all like "Charlotte, the Blockbuster on this side of town went out of business two months ago and you know that" so we didn't go.
Don't worry, though, I got revenge on him by eating an entire box of crayons that he just paid $1.99 for! Wasting money, yes!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Bow before your Queen, lowly mortals! Central Avenue’s eternal 8-year-old. [she/her]
Well actually, I already vomited up most of the crayons, I think. Except I didn't really want to tell you that on account of it's somewhat gross. I'm sure you understand.
Bow before your Queen, lowly mortals! Central Avenue’s eternal 8-year-old. [she/her]
Well except I already flushed it down the toilet, you see. Because if I looked at it too long I was going to throw up again, even though that wasn't really feasible since my tummy was already empty from throwing up the first time, I imagine.
JZ: Uh...complicated...we've been through this before...I don't really like being thought of as "masculine" or being expected to play a male gender role, as it were, although I don't feel I should be female either...I just don't like being gendered at all, if that makes sense.
Bow before your Queen, lowly mortals! Central Avenue’s eternal 8-year-old. [she/her]
Being a boy would be weird. What would my name even be? Charlie? If I was a girl and my name was Charlotte I would punch people if they called me Charlie. And I am a girl and my name is Charlotte, so that's what I do, even though Ms. Teacherson says cut out the violence, Missy.
One time I tried to kick her too, on account of my name's not Missy--it's Charlotte, by the way--but she sent me to the office for it and the place smelled like McDonald's because the secretary had just brought her lunch. And the smell made me hungry so I wanted McDonald's too, so I stood on my chair real loud and shouted "THAT'S NOT FAIR, I WANT MCDONALD'S TOO!" but then the secretary told me to sit down and be quiet while I waited for the Principal. Then I told her the word of "NO" and I ran over and stole the double cheeseburger right out of her hands! I was proud of that, even though I only got one bite before the principal came out and pulled me off of the secretary's desk and sent me into the office. And that big jerk called my mother even though I begged him not to, on account of she'd likely be angry with me.
So Mother came and picked me up and she talked about how my behavior was totally unacceptable and how I need to respect authority but after a while I stopped listening because it was more fun and less depressing to recite The Lorax in my head. That Dr. Seuss is a genius, I tell you, even if I'm not sure that he's a real doctor.
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There. Now we can destroy Iowa.
I feel like spouting Nonsense
Imi: Yes actually...
(I have a presentation for my rocks)
Slug bait
Can't wiat
And yes, Charlotte, you should do that. When mom's not looking.
ice cream
why dont they call it frozen milk instead of ice cream
because frozen milk has no appeal or something?
oh shit i am alone
no problem i'll shall entertain myself
(My geology teacher showed us a Pink Floyd video which was tangently related to the topic at hand)
Charlotte: Won't you get sick? I mean all that wax might clogged up your insides.
i have a christmas avatar and its not christmas anymore
who cares
ooohhh
going to change my avatar again
Charlotte: You need to take the crayon vomit and sell it as art. I'm sure you could make million$$$s
crayon vomit
sparkle vomit
Imi: Then you are surly an expert. Well done!
hi jesus
how you doing
i am not a boy but i wish i were one
guess that explains my avatars...
Just regular Kool-Aid, not poisoned or drugged or anything.
Being a boy would be weird. What would my name even be? Charlie? If I was a girl and my name was Charlotte I would punch people if they called me Charlie. And I am a girl and my name is Charlotte, so that's what I do, even though Ms. Teacherson says cut out the violence, Missy.
One time I tried to kick her too, on account of my name's not Missy--it's Charlotte, by the way--but she sent me to the office for it and the place smelled like McDonald's because the secretary had just brought her lunch. And the smell made me hungry so I wanted McDonald's too, so I stood on my chair real loud and shouted "THAT'S NOT FAIR, I WANT MCDONALD'S TOO!" but then the secretary told me to sit down and be quiet while I waited for the Principal. Then I told her the word of "NO" and I ran over and stole the double cheeseburger right out of her hands! I was proud of that, even though I only got one bite before the principal came out and pulled me off of the secretary's desk and sent me into the office. And that big jerk called my mother even though I begged him not to, on account of she'd likely be angry with me.
So Mother came and picked me up and she talked about how my behavior was totally unacceptable and how I need to respect authority but after a while I stopped listening because it was more fun and less depressing to recite The Lorax in my head. That Dr. Seuss is a genius, I tell you, even if I'm not sure that he's a real doctor.
I just feel like gender expectations have little to do with who I am. More trouble than they're worth.