The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• lee4hmz

  2012-04-08 08:27:49 edited 2012-04-08 08:28:43

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  AU: Yup. That particular package was kind of a symbol of 10th grade to me, as it was what WRC was using when we moved back up here in August 1992. I associate Working For You (1993) more with 11th and 12th grade, and the 1997 version with the relatively happier late 1990s.

  
  

  I finished my tea and I decided to re-read the last third or so of Problem Sleuth, so now it's bedtime. Later!
• ProfessorGator

  2012-04-08 08:37:12

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  Good morning, everyone.

  
  

  See you, lee.
• Princess Alice

  2012-04-08 08:37:49

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  oh dear god i've stayed up late enough that people are saying good morning
  
  so did lee, but still
  
• Anonus

  2012-04-08 08:44:53 edited 2012-04-08 08:45:06

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  615's Working For You is one of their better packages, I think. It's like a proto-Tower V.1 (hell they even put Working For You's logo in The Tower V.1!).
  
• ProfessorGator

  2012-04-08 08:46:32

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  CA: Don't feel too bad about it. I'm probably the one who's weird for always going to bed between 10 and midnight. I'm not sure how I got into that rhythm, to be perfectly honest.

  
  

  Anyhow, time to do something that I don't normally associate with the first thing in the morning: start a new video game playthrough!
• Princess Alice

  2012-04-08 08:51:19

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Honestly, by now I've pretty much come to terms with the fact that my body prefers me to be nocturnal, and with my schedule the way it is right now there's no reason not to embrace that.
  
  That said...I took a melatonin tablet like an hour ago but I'm still resisting bed for some reason.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-04-08 09:05:31

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  My voice is the deepness of the pit, the silkiness of the black cat lurking in the shadows, the command of Augustin IV himself.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-04-08 09:11:59

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  pretty soon my body is going to stop putting up with my bullshit aand just give up

  
  

  so have a pre-emptive good night, everypony
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-08 11:17:47

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  -riffs-
• Misery

  2012-04-08 12:38:49

  The sadness will last forever.

  Unhappy again.
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-08 12:40:03

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Me too.
  
• Unknown

  2012-04-08 12:52:24

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• Unknown

  2012-04-08 13:31:29

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• Unknown

  2012-04-08 13:39:50 edited 2012-04-08 13:42:25

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• Mr_W

  2012-04-08 13:54:28

  Has anybody else played Xenoblade yet? It's out in America, and it's preeetty awesome!
• Imipolex G

  2012-04-08 13:55:46

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  in the year 2000
  
• Misery

  2012-04-08 15:05:18

  The sadness will last forever.

  bunny
• Misery

  2012-04-08 15:05:51

  The sadness will last forever.

  candy
• Misery

  2012-04-08 15:06:05

  The sadness will last forever.

  marks
• Misery

  2012-04-08 15:14:43

  The sadness will last forever.

  I know (I know)
  You belong to somebody new
  But Tonight you belong to me
  Although (although) we're apart
  Your part of my heart
  And tonight you belong to me
  

  Way down by the stream
  How sweet it will seem
  Once more just to dream
  In the moonlight
  My honey I know (I know)
  With the dawn that you will be gone
  But tonight you belong to me
  

  Way down, way down along the stream
  How very, very sweet it will seem
  Once more just to dream
  In the silvery moonlight
  My honey, I know (I know)
  With the dawn that you will be gone
  But tonight you belong to me
  Just to little old me
  
• Toolsie

  2012-04-08 15:28:38

  ಠ_ಠ

  Do I have a sign that says "Please hit on me"?
  
• Misery

  2012-04-08 15:31:05

  The sadness will last forever.

  No.
• Toolsie

  2012-04-08 15:32:52

  ಠ_ಠ

  Because I've had people hitting on me in real life, and now I'm getting it on the Internet.
  
• Misery

  2012-04-08 15:33:30

  The sadness will last forever.

  That happens to me too.
• Toolsie

  2012-04-08 15:35:08

  ಠ_ಠ

  That's not the worst part.
  
  I'm being hit on my 30+ year old males.
  
• Misery

  2012-04-08 15:35:53

  The sadness will last forever.

  O_O

   

  That's messed up.
• Toolsie

  2012-04-08 15:37:10

  ಠ_ಠ

  I told him to stop, but if he starts up again, no matter how jokey it's meant to be, I'm hollering at the mods.
  
  It's on Tv Tropes btw.
  
• Misery

  2012-04-08 15:38:33

  The sadness will last forever.

  Oh...
• Toolsie

  2012-04-08 15:39:32

  ಠ_ಠ

  Although I was in town once with my mum and this dude started calling me pretty and called me "curly bounce" because of my hair.
  
  I just clung to my mum.
  
• Obā-san

  2012-04-08 15:48:10

  
  

  Well, online everyone is just a name on a screen.

  
  

  
  

  I've ended up jokingly hitting on people too young for me before that way.
• Toolsie

  2012-04-08 15:53:30

  ಠ_ಠ

  I wish I was ugly.
  
• Obā-san

  2012-04-08 15:54:35

  
  

  How old are you anyways?

  
  

  
  

  My little sis is 13, but she looks 16 and dudes hit on her. ._.
• Toolsie

  2012-04-08 15:55:43

  ಠ_ಠ

  I'm 17.
  
• Obā-san

  2012-04-08 15:58:42 edited 2012-04-08 16:03:22

  
  

  Ah.

  
  

  
  

  You should simply state "I do not like being hit on. Please stop, you are making me uncomfortable."

  
  

  
  

  Because you were being kinda vague about what was making you upset.

  
  

  
  

  Protip: Put "Does not like being hit on" in your sig.

  
  

  
  

  Being proactive as opposed to whining gets you what you want.
• Salix Babylonika

  2012-04-08 16:07:08

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  I'm being hit on my 30+ year old males.

  I didn't even know there was anyone on TVTropes that old aside from Eddie himself.
• Toolsie

  2012-04-08 16:08:27

  ಠ_ಠ

  There's a surprisingly large amount.
  
• Obā-san

  2012-04-08 16:11:02

  
  

  It doesn't say how old he is on his page, I thought he was in his early 20's.
• Unknown

  2012-04-08 16:11:14

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• Toolsie

  2012-04-08 16:11:58

  ಠ_ಠ

  I tell people to stop, and I get told that I'm overreacting.
  
  I'm succeeding in making people hate me.
  
• Unknown

  2012-04-08 16:12:10 edited 2012-04-08 16:12:26

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• Obā-san

  2012-04-08 16:12:46

  
  

  Well, Tools didn't really indicate she wanted to be left alone, she just got grumpy and stormed out.
• Yarrun XIX

  2012-04-08 16:13:12

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Bonk
  
• Unknown

  2012-04-08 16:13:31 edited 2012-04-08 16:13:43

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• Obā-san

  2012-04-08 16:14:13

  
  

  Here, he apologized when he learned she didn't like it.
• Toolsie

  2012-04-08 16:14:22

  ಠ_ಠ

  There was an incident yesterday where a 30+ year old man did actually flirt with me.
  
• Obā-san

  2012-04-08 16:15:22 edited 2012-04-08 16:16:26

  
  

  Then report the posts and tell the person to stop.

  
  

  
  

  Did he even know your age?
• Toolsie

  2012-04-08 16:16:23

  ಠ_ಠ

  I get the feeling that people hate me.
  
• Misery

  2012-04-08 16:17:00 edited 2012-04-08 16:17:15

  The sadness will last forever.

  ^ Same here. All the time.
• Unknown

  2012-04-08 16:17:46

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• Obā-san

  2012-04-08 16:17:58 edited 2012-04-08 16:18:30

  
  

  @ Morby and Tools: You do tend to whine a lot, and lack any other notable attributes.

  
  

  
  

  @ Tools: Though I don't know you that well, and from what I've seen people like you despite your flaws, so I'm sure there's a reason for that.