i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
"Do you think the Resolute desk is as heavy as it looks?"
Considering I have series doubts the president would use a desk that's nothing more than an impressive facade with particle board and cardboard behind it, "yes".
Though I'm sure what I described could easily be used as a horrible political comic...
I'm not sure why I thought it necessary to type "horrible political comic", everyone knows those are horrible by virtue of being political comics.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Hi, everyone.
I should probably let you all know at least a little ahead of time, but I won't be here from Sunday to Tuesday this coming week. I'll be on a biology field trip. I'll still be able to post today and tomorrow, though, since I haven't left yet.
I expect there will be at least 800 new posts here when I get back.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Discorded Doctor Whoves amuses me...
I'm imagining a Doctor that travels from different times and places so he can sample the local alcohol until he's blind and Derpy being the straight pony trying to get him to solve whatever crisis is going on.
Usually this involves her tricking the doctor into thinking the monster of the week is hording all the alcohol which causes him to beat the hell out of it in a drunken stupor, thus solving the problem.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
@Rainbow Factory: ...How much spectra do they get from one pony, anyway? It seems like they'd have to grind up like half their population to get the amount of rainbow shown in the establishing shots of Cloudsdale...
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
CA: Thanks!
Lazuli: I'm having trouble making logical sense of that as a metaphor. Then again, considering that this is a political cartoon we're comparing this to, it shouldn't be so surprising.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Silly, if metaphors in political cartoons made sense, the artists wouldn't have to slap labels on everything!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
My only exposure to political cartoons lately has been through this tumblr.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I liked this design better before they added the pointless ".com"
I'm not a big fan of URLs on license plates, as a rule.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
"@Rainbow Factory: ...How much spectra do they get from one pony, anyway? It seems like they'd have to grind up like half their population to get the amount of rainbow shown in the establishing shots of Cloudsdale..."
Heh. The concept makes me wonder if we're suppose to assume "rainbows" are just another thing in which physics completely fail the Ponies. Sort of like how the Sun and Moon require magic. One would think that with the Pegasi being in charge of weather, making rainbows would just involve moving some rain clouds around.
One of the problems I have with murder-fics is that it seems the population of many of these places are simply too small to sustain rainbows via murders, or picking numbers out of a hat every day or two.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
@Justice: Indeed. With "Cupcakes", especially...isn't Ponyville a small enough town that somepony would have noticed all these ponies going missing? It doesn't make much sense.
At least with "Rainbow Factory" it's part of a big government conspiracy, and you get the feeling the citizens don't want to know where their rejects go, though there's still the question of "how do you get enough rainbow out of one colt/filly that you could provide for all of Equestria without having to slaughter your entire population?"
...why am I putting so much thought into these nonsensical stories?
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I does not plays them
I play vidja games.
Less than I'd like to, though.
I'm applying for a job at a Wallgreen's on Sunday. So nervous. :[
MOTHERFUCKERS
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
speaking of political cartoons, someone turned into one today in class.
He fell asleep and was resting his head on a binder that said "CONSUMERISM" on it for some reason.
@Rainbow Factory: ...How much spectra do they get from one pony, anyway? It seems like they'd have to grind up like half their population to get the amount of rainbow shown in the establishing shots of Cloudsdale...
Who looks at that crap
Doesn't seem to be any logical reason for it
I'm not a big fan of URLs on license plates, as a rule.
This. This is the major reason, I think.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Not the one that I wanted to go to, but one nevertheless
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
At least with "Rainbow Factory" it's part of a big government conspiracy, and you get the feeling the citizens don't want to know where their rejects go, though there's still the question of "how do you get enough rainbow out of one colt/filly that you could provide for all of Equestria without having to slaughter your entire population?"
...why am I putting so much thought into these nonsensical stories?
This is my favorite movie now.