The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • It's not even on a grand scale. I'm not a princess in a castle or a witch or anything. I'm still me, but I'm a famous youtuber, or I'm a detective of some sorts, or I do all these crazy things in familiar surroundings.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    February 2020: President Trump begins working to privatize the Supreme Court so they can't declare his new law banning Islam unconstitutional
  • I created the windows 10 installation media but it fucked up with making it I guess, so im doing it again
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    February 2020: President Trump begins working to privatize the Supreme Court so they can't declare his new law banning Islam unconstitutional

    i want to cry
  • oh man I just noticed something

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    the Office logos are all built around the same trapezoid shape that forms the Windows 8+ logo

    that's... actually pretty cool, kudos to MS's design team (who have always been on point since the Zune days but I never gave proper credit because MS)
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

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    Whoa, that name.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Beautiful.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Interpretations of SU characters, having never seen it:

    Steven: Friendly. Half-rock. Likes ice cream? Probably a pacifist.

    Glasses girl: Steven's friend. Strict parents???

    Afrorock: Gay. A mum. Huge. Very deadpan. Probably good at hitting things.

    Pearl: Really gay. Another mum. Fussy. In love with Steven's mum? Has a sword. Probably part birb. Not actually Utena.

    Purplerock: Short. Changes shape. Likes food. Is not a crocodile or cloud. Probably a troublemaker. Not a mum.

    Peridot: Jerk. Smart. Likes the word clods. Looks like a dorito. Has a spaceship. Is pronounced peri-dot.

    Bluedressrock: Might be a witch? Likes Steven. Has something to do with water. Gone???

    Orangerock: Big. Huge jerk. Something about rock jail? Doesn't float very well. Really huge jerk.

    Mumrock: Steven's mum. Dead. Really tall. Leader of the good rocks.

    Steven's dad: Steven's dad. Friendly. Vest. Pearl doesn't like him, I think?

    Lion: Is a lion. Pink. Might be a rock. Hyperdimensional mane with a sword in it. Also likes ice cream?

    Accurate.
  • edited 2016-01-07 01:41:04
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Google your first name + glamor shot.
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    I'd get a very different result for my English name, but since my Chinese name comes before my English name in my passport, I don't consider "Kevin" to be my first name.
  • kill living beings
    apparently whales sometimes beach due to barotrauma

    that is something
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    Funny thing: I actually show up in my search, but I'm like the eleventh result

    also some of the ones that show up before me are mugshots
  • that looks weirdly like child me but fatter and with substantially worse hair


    also I did not have a leather jacket

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    idk who this is. Turn of the century actress maybe?

    doing so with my birth name gets you this

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  • edited 2016-01-07 01:47:44
    We can do anything if we do it together.
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    what even is this
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    alternatively, using tachyon gets me this

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  • Tachyon said:

    alternatively, using tachyon gets me this

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    idk what this is but id fuck it
  • edited 2016-01-07 01:54:06

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    JOANNE JOESTAR

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    Did I win the game? I have a feeling I won the game. 
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Tachyon said:

    alternatively, using tachyon gets me this

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    It's a Warframe. It's a cooperative third-person shooter where you play robot ninjas killing all manner of technological monstrosity. Maybe you're robot ninjas? It's deliberately mysterious.

    I like that game as like, a technical sort of thing, the gameplay is pretty fun, but I hate the progression. Really unforgiving loot drops, and you use loot to make new weapons and warframes. Or you can pay real money for it.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • MachSpeed said:

    Tachyon said:

    alternatively, using tachyon gets me this

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    It's a Warframe. It's a cooperative third-person shooter where you play robot ninjas killing all manner of technological monstrosity. Maybe you're robot ninjas? It's deliberately mysterious.

    I like that game as like, a technical sort of thing, the gameplay is pretty fun, but I hate the progression. Really unforgiving loot drops, and you use loot to make new weapons and warframes. Or you can pay real money for it.
    I really dislike this kind of thing, too. 

    Nothing undermines good gameplay like walling it off behind tedious progression. 
  • I played Warframe once and thought it was really bad.
  • attempted write to readonly memory wimfsf.sys
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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    I have no idea what this says about me.

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    Whoa, that name.
    He invented Golden Retrievers.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    holy crap it's Lemmy
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've decided to become a Teenagerkin Rights Blogger
  • the Mormon.org website is pretty and I hate internet explorer so much

    this browser is actually, actively broken and frustrating, how can anyone use this

  • how could anyone create this and not die of shame
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Are there people who still use Internet Explorer by choice? I figured at this point everyone who used IE was stuck in a situation where either no other browsers were available or they're locked into a proprietary thing that only works with IE.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    MachSpeed said:

    Google your first name + glamor shot.

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    Not joking. First picture.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Are there people who still use Internet Explorer by choice? I figured at this point everyone who used IE was stuck in a situation where either no other browsers were available or they're locked into a proprietary thing that only works with IE.

    Internet explorer works just as well for me as Firefox and Chrome.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    MachSpeed said:

    Google your first name + glamor shot.

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    Not joking. First picture.
    whoa sredni where'd you find this picture of me
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Supposedly, that is "[my first name] + glamour shot."

    Google, I am not Horse!Centie.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Supposedly, that is "[my first name] + glamour shot."


    Google, I am not Horse!Centie.
    *tries it*

    Huh, apparently you're quite a lot of animals, actually. I see a lion in there, some domestic cats, a squirrel or two...and another horse
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    Jane said:

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    idk who this is. Turn of the century actress maybe?
    Jane Wyman.

    Anyway, I'd just be repeating Centie's thing if I posted, so let's go for my middle name instead.

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    Unrelatedly.

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    well, I guess I'll try it

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    quite a neck there, buddy
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    quite a pagetopper there, buddy
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    and so i cry sometimes when i'm lying in bed just to get it all out what's in my head and i'm feeling a little peculiar so i wake in the morning and i step outside and i take a deep breath and i get real high and i scream at the top of my lungs what's going on
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    and so i cry sometimes when i'm lying in bed just to get it all out what's in my head and i'm feeling a little peculiar so i wake in the morning and i step outside and i take a deep breath and i get real high and i scream at the top of my lungs what's going on

    Good episode, by the by.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Goodness gracious. I need these, if only just to have them on a shelf or something.
  • and so i cry sometimes when i'm lying in bed just to get it all out what's in my head and i'm feeling a little peculiar so i wake in the morning and i step outside and i take a deep breath and i get real high and i scream at the top of my lungs what's going on

    Good episode, by the by.
    good episode??
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I hate that song
  • I've noticed that phrases containing swear words just seem to roll off my tongue better than the non-swearing alternatives.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    fuck yes
  • kill living beings
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  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Jane said:

    and so i cry sometimes when i'm lying in bed just to get it all out what's in my head and i'm feeling a little peculiar so i wake in the morning and i step outside and i take a deep breath and i get real high and i scream at the top of my lungs what's going on

    Good episode, by the by.
    good episode??
    There is an episode of Sense8 where that song becomes weirdly important at the end.
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