Oh, she is a recovering....person-who-enjoys-being-touched-and-made-out-with. As in she swore off sex for that "Lent" thing but she still had cravings, and we had a mutual agreement to try to remedy our boredom and pent up emotions about things without breaking it, and she got it out of her system kind of, but I really didn't and I feel shamed for bugging her and going "maybe once more?" because I told her I wouldn't, even though me crawling back would totally suit her fancy of her "Oh you are but my puppet and you so can't resist me, here, let me reward you hun" and the cycle begins again.
in short, I'm violating rule 3 of the One Night Stand agreement.
Viani: Sounds like you want a relationship with her. Nothing wrong with that per se, but is there some reason you might not want to do that?
I know I'd have a hard time accepting a one-night stand with someone because I'd be in exactly the same boat -- "that was fun let's do it again sweetie -wonk-"
My parents went on a cruise today and my little bro and sis went to our grandma's house, so for the next week or so, my sister and I have the house to ourselves.
So, I decided to give Half-Life 2 a try, since I bought the Orange Box a year ago(I thought it gave my computer trouble, when it was working just fine running the game). Simply put, it's probably one of the best FPS's I've played, and I'm not a particular fan of them. The story just seems so... captivating!
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
"...I thought that was a shit joke and didn't think about it. I'm still not entirely convinced that it's a jab as Muslims."
My brain latched onto the moons right away, before I even read the commentary. I actually didn't even notice the "SLAM" until the comments pointed it out.
The fact that others have drawn the same conclusion by looking at it is pretty unsettling.
It's possible it's just coincidence, but it would be pretty remarkable if all these elements just sort of came together by themselves.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
It would have to be to get away with it.
It's a syndicated newspaper strip, you can't get that "edgy" and be obvious about it and not catch flack for it. Though, this particular artist pretty much has before, as the article states.
The thing is, if it's not commentary, it's nothing. The comic is arbitrarily set at night and is about a caveman that goes into a smelly outhouse. The author himself explains the punchline was the cavemen wondering who was the author of said smell.
That's not exactly something people do. There are zero laughs, guffaws, or even giggles to be had. Now, making it religious commentary doesn't necessarily make it funny, but at least adds a point to the comic.
I will grant that syndicated strips that have gone one for this long do have quite a few strips where it seems the cartoonist mailed it in and there's not a joke to be had. But in this case, the comic is full of weird details like "being at night", which the cartoonist explains as "it was night". I would have at least understood if he said, "it was night, I wanted to try something different" or "it was night, I was too lazy to draw anything but a silhouette...screw you, I've been doing this comic for decades!"
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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in short, I'm violating rule 3 of the One Night Stand agreement.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
My parents went on a cruise today and my little bro and sis went to our grandma's house, so for the next week or so, my sister and I have the house to ourselves.
It's so quiet. It's weird.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Didn't notice the Slam? You will now!
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I remember hearing this when I was a kid. Pretty cool.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
SHE'S JUST A GIRL WHO CLAIMS I AM THE ONE
Why do I have a warning for importing drama?
Gah, enforced cleaning day. I hate enforced cleaning days.
USE YOUR MIGHT
OI'VE STUDEED ALL YOUR MOVES