You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
In 2000, Willow Rosenberg was arrested for breaking into Sunnydale's only CA Marketplace store and stealing $30 worth of Aquafresh toothpaste. Famous attorney Perry Mason defended Rosenberg in court, arguing that "the store was quite obviously open to the public at that time" and "she totally paid for the toothpaste, too." Both claims were eventually verified when a vampire named Angel came forward with a receipt showing the purchased toothpaste. However, when asked in court what the fuck she planned to do with all that Aquafresh, Rosenberg just blushed and started mumbling too quietly for the jury to hear, so she was found guilty.
Willow was sentenced to remain in Sunnydale forever, though she successfully appealed this verdict in 2002 on the grounds that "it's literally the exact same thing as damning [her] to hell and that's probably cruel and unusual punishment."
Well I finally made some progress on the first piece of music I've done in months. It's only about a minute long and swipes its opening section from the Gradius theme, but it's something to get me out of the slump I've been in.
Speaking of Gradius, now to search for ROMs of it!
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
^^Play Life Force (a.k.a. Salamander). The music is awesome, and Tetran and the Brain Golem are in it.
oh. I just downloaded the ROM for Gradius 3, since it's for the Super Nintendo (it and the playstation being the only two Emulators I have. Others tend to either bork or not have a lot of games I want to play).
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
*gives the next poster a free mansion, the only catch being that it's shaped like a giant penis*
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Salamander 2 has a Playstation version, as it turns out. It looks pretty cool, too.
^Free mansion? Awesome! I get to go ghost hunting! (looks at mansion) Yes, ghosts, very funny.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Thank you, everybody. Those were certainly accurate descriptions, weren't they?
Oddly, I'malmost tempted to make "Gator's phallic mansion" into a Trash Heap Meme.
Every so often I'm reminded that the city I live in has a place called "the Lovecraft Bar", think this is the coolest thing ever, and tell myself I have to go. I never do.
But that shall change, for after typing that last sentence, I wrote it down in my calender, whose precepts I must obey without hesitation. Soon!
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
I hope you feel better, too, Ozzy. I'm still well aware of sucky it is to be sick. I've been feeling a little better lately, but this past week was just not the best. So let's all work through this and get better.
Yeah the fact I've had to work every day has not helped. I -told- my mom that we need to plan 8etter so we are not all sick at the same time and people don't have to work while they feel like crap warmed over, 8ut since she actually lost her voice and was the sickest, my dad and I really didn't have a choice 8ut to push through it and work.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Thanks, squid.
Funny thing is, a couple nights ago, my stomach was acting up a little, and upset stomachs are what ginger is for. Now if only ginger soda wasn't fizzy.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Waite,rman, come outside3!
What's going on chef?
Well you know how i was always compatining about pepole not letting me go through the parking lot? well i insatelld a traffic signal!
that...seems a bit like overkill,cerhf.
neverm ind you, let's turn this baby on
what kind of control board did you get for it, chef?
conrol board? oh now, i control it manually with this remote. see, i pursed this button and wno the light is red
...chef, it's red in all four directions. now noboedy canever go.
fine, here. how 'bout now?
now it's red in three directiosn and yellow in the other.
fuck, let's see...*pushes buttons on the remote* there, that should do it!
...chef, you have it green in all four diretions.
yep! now everyone can go at once and tnobody has to wait! i'ts uch a birlliant idea...what could possibly go wrong?
CRASH
... ok, chef, here's what were gonnga do give me your remote
never
chef, give it to me or i'll tell you pinkie pie's not real
fine, here' sthe remote. becareufl.
i'm gong to set it to flash red in all four directions and then we're both gonna go badk inside
blashing red in all directions? that's boring why not flash green to eastbound traffic, yellow to southbound traffi, and purple to everypony else
chef, turst me on this one , okay
well, you are the one with the drgree in traffic engineering
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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My ancestors got sick of trading silver for Chinese goods so they unloaded opium on China
My grandpa loved his opium.
Willow was sentenced to remain in Sunnydale forever, though she successfully appealed this verdict in 2002 on the grounds that "it's literally the exact same thing as damning [her] to hell and that's probably cruel and unusual punishment."
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burn.
Well I finally made some progress on the first piece of music I've done in months. It's only about a minute long and swipes its opening section from the Gradius theme, but it's something to get me out of the slump I've been in.
Speaking of Gradius, now to search for ROMs of it!
and now it's even sooner
and now it's even sooner
It was...okay
What's going on chef?
Well you know how i was always compatining about pepole not letting me go through the parking lot?
well i insatelld a traffic signal!
that...seems a bit like overkill,cerhf.
neverm ind you, let's turn this baby on
what kind of control board did you get for it, chef?
conrol board? oh now, i control it manually with this remote.
see, i pursed this button and wno the light is red
...chef, it's red in all four directions. now noboedy canever go.
fine, here. how 'bout now?
now it's red in three directiosn and yellow in the other.
fuck, let's see...*pushes buttons on the remote*
there, that should do it!
...chef, you have it green in all four diretions.
yep! now everyone can go at once and tnobody has to wait!
i'ts uch a birlliant idea...what could possibly go wrong?
CRASH
...
ok, chef, here's what were gonnga do
give me your remote
never
chef, give it to me or i'll tell you pinkie pie's not real
fine, here' sthe remote. becareufl.
i'm gong to set it to flash red in all four directions
and then we're both gonna go badk inside
blashing red in all directions?
that's boring
why not flash green to eastbound traffic, yellow to southbound traffi, and purple to everypony else
chef, turst me on this one , okay
well, you are the one with the drgree in traffic engineering
...sure, let's go twith that.
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