The Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere is a collection of three short novels by a master of satire. Mykle Hansen's subversive tales capture the smugness of mainstream culture. He thrusts his characters into absurd and humorous situations that reveal the defects in the modern social fabric. With the wit of Christopher Moore, the inventiveness of Terry Gilliam and the rudeness of South Park, Hansen's surreal fiction is ridiculously fun to read.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I got complimented on my "Join the Herd" shirt today.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Hi, everyone.
Why is "Oh no! He's gonna blast President Lincoln!" popping up in my head so frequently?
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Did I ever tell you guys about the guy in California who got frustrated with a poorly-signed freeway exit and went and modified the signs himself?
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
If you did, I wasn't around. Now I have to see this.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
He was frustrated with the lack of signage for I-5 northbound from the 110 freeway in Los Angeles, so he went and built an Interstate 5 shield and a "NORTH" panel to federal specifications, then dressed up like a construction worker and climbed up on the gantry and bolted them to the sign.
Everyone at Caltrans thought someone there had ordered the sign to be fixed, so they never even gave it much thought until the guy came forward. At which point they issued a statement reprimanding him not for modifying the sign, but for endangering himself by doing so during heavy traffic.
The best part? When the signs were replaced in 2009, Caltrans included the added I-5 NORTH panel.
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This is a book that exists.
And hi, Squiddle!
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It covered the entire thing and ewww I need to clean my ears
Also dubstep does not need "wah wah" to be dubstep.
MY VOICE IS LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD!
That was cool.
FEED ME IS SPOR
it's him
GET INTO FIGHTING GAMES SO I CAN BE ALL, I CHALLENGE YOU
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I think I'm on the side of the episodics
Although I didn't used to be
In a couple of hours I'm going to be playing D&D, and my character is a Goliath named Equius with a pet displacer beast named Nepeta.
This much nerdiness should be ILLEGAL
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Everyone at Caltrans thought someone there had ordered the sign to be fixed, so they never even gave it much thought until the guy came forward. At which point they issued a statement reprimanding him not for modifying the sign, but for endangering himself by doing so during heavy traffic.
The best part? When the signs were replaced in 2009, Caltrans included the added I-5 NORTH panel.
Here's his article about it on his website.