After many adventures Mall Copping, Paul Blart (Kevin James) enlists in the Navy to become a cook for America's men in blue. But when he accidentally fills out the wrong form he winds up on SEAL Team 6! Now, tasked to assassinate one of history's greatest villains, Blart must team up with the men in uniform, and a barking Seal mascot named Robert, and make his country proud!
After many adventures Mall Copping, Paul Blart (Kevin James) enlists in the Navy to become a cook for America's men in blue. But when he accidentally fills out the wrong form he winds up on SEAL Team 6! Now, tasked to assassinate one of history's greatest villains, Blart must team up with the men in uniform, and a barking Seal mascot named Robert, and make his country proud!
After many adventures Mall Copping, Paul Blart (Kevin James) enlists in the Navy to become a cook for America's men in blue. But when he accidentally fills out the wrong form he winds up on SEAL Team 6! Now, tasked to assassinate one of history's greatest villains, Blart must team up with the men in uniform, and a barking Seal mascot named Robert, and make his country proud!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I have a habit of buying dead tree books and then reading public domain ebooks instead
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Current level of financial desperation: agreeing to participate in a university research project because they offered me $5
THis license allows you to install and use one copy of your fist on a single person's face at a time. This fist may be used to punch faces so long as such use is limited to punching of non-copyrighted faces, faces in which you own the copyright, or faces you are authorized or legally admitted to punch.
This license does not allow the fist to exist on more than one arm at a time, and you may not make your fist available over a network where it could be used by multiple arms at one time.
You may make one copy of your fist in paper-mache form for backup purposes only; provided that the backup copy must include all copyright or other proprietary notices contained on the original.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
-psst, it's funny because the license agreement in my earlier post is also a fake license agreement-
-it's actually not funny-
Though, in all seriousness, I do, in fact, read the terms and conditions; and do my best to understand them. Some of them are quite frightening, making it illegal for you to testify against the company of the product (or at least that's how some of them sound ti me), and illegal for you to sue the company of the product or any of its affiliates.
I mean, isn't that what " Institutional Licensee agrees to indemnify JSTOR against any damage arising from breach of the Participation Agreement or the Terms and Conditions of Use to the extent allowed by applicable law (including but not limited to laws which limit liability for public educational or government institutions), it being understood that only individual Authorized Users shall be held responsible, and shall indemnify and hold JSTOR harmless from any and all liability and costs incurred, for any violations by them of the Terms and Conditions of Use." means?
shall indemnify and hold JSTOR harmless from any and all liability and costs incurred, for any violations by them of the Terms and Conditions of use.
and yeah, that's what those terms mean. JSTOR also drove a guy to suicide (at the urging of a school) over copyright infringement, so, i mean, that's how things are now I guess.
OH. I did not know that. That's absolutely horrifying.
Anyways, what does, "Neither JSTOR nor Institutional Licensees or Authorized Users will be liable for failures or delays in performing their obligations pursuant to this contract arising from any cause beyond their control, including but not limited to, act of God, acts of civil or military authority, terrorism, fires, strikes, lockouts or labor disputes, epidemics, wars, riots, earthquakes, storms, typhoons and floods and in the event of any such delay, the time for either party's performance will be extended for a period equal to the time lost by reason of the delay. If the conditions giving rise to the delay continue beyond thirty (30) consecutive days, either party may terminate its agreement with the other by giving written notice to the other party. " mean?
that it's okay if you're (or JSTOR is) late paying something because you got hit by a train full of ebola piloted by Jesus and some ISIS members, for example
i just think the term "act of god" is funny. it's a legit legal term (meaning "some weird bullshit nobody could have reasonably predicted fucked everything up") but boy does it sound exciting
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Gilmore Girls and Daria and My So Called Life.
Urgh, nineties girl shows. Yes, funny. Yes, wisecracking female leads. Yes, highschool. Now shut up and get me some telletubbies, or some bananas in pajamas, because when I search for "nineties television", I want quality art with real soul. La-la and Dipsy are more intensely realized, more real than any "relatable" high-school girl could ever be.
La la once had a beloved ball sucked up by the vacuum. Luckily, Lala and Po managed to retrieve it and blow it up again. This is the human condition. Loss and renewal.
BABIES DON'T WANT TO WATCH YOU FAIL AT RELATIONSHIPS, LORELAI. BABIES DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR VAMPIRE-MURDERING ESCAPADES, BUFFY. BABIES DO CARE ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT DIPSY WILL FIND THE COW-SPOTTED HAT AGAIN, OR WHETHER BANANA NUMBER TWO CAN FIND BANANA NUMBER ONE, WHO IS HIDING.
I have never seen any of the four nineties girl shows that I am mentioning in that last post.
Also, the ability to retain the attention of nine-month old babies is not an actual measure of quality; or else a lot of the entertainment I enjoy would be thus very low-quality indeed.
Current level of financial desperation: agreeing to participate in a university research project because they offered me $5
My university has a program where you can sell yourself out* for up to 4 or 5 hours a week for at least $10 an hour.
It technically pays better than my actual job, accounting for the bonus money that you can occasionally earn, but the hours are irregular, and all the slots might be taken up by people more desperate than you. Work-study is consistent, and I get to work from home.
@Odra: I read the book of the latter, and it made quite an impact on me, in the good way. The way it is written is just so lovely, and I don't care what anybody says, Atticus Finch is one of my favorite literary heroes.
I reread it last year, and realized that I had forgotten how fun the book was at certain parts (with Scout and her friend who is based on a young Truman Capote); and how dang stark and raw it was at others.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
How do I know the next poster isn't secretly Nerd^3? Just sayin'.
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This license does not allow the fist to exist on more than one arm at a time, and you may not make your fist available over a network where it could be used by multiple arms at one time.
You may make one copy of your fist in paper-mache form for backup purposes only; provided that the backup copy must include all copyright or other proprietary notices contained on the original.
That is a fake, a counterfeit license agreement masquerading as a true and binding contract.
It is lies, Central, lies.
-it's actually not funny-
Though, in all seriousness, I do, in fact, read the terms and conditions; and do my best to understand them. Some of them are quite frightening, making it illegal for you to testify against the company of the product (or at least that's how some of them sound ti me), and illegal for you to sue the company of the product or any of its affiliates.
I mean, isn't that what " Institutional Licensee agrees to indemnify JSTOR against any damage
arising from breach of the Participation Agreement or the Terms and Conditions
of Use to the extent allowed by applicable law (including but not
limited to laws which limit liability for public educational or
government institutions), it being
understood that only individual Authorized Users shall be held
responsible, and shall indemnify and hold JSTOR harmless from any and
all liability and costs incurred, for any violations by them of the Terms and Conditions of Use." means?
shall indemnify and hold JSTOR harmless from any and all liability and costs incurred, for any violations by them of the Terms and Conditions of use.
Anyways, what does, "Neither JSTOR nor Institutional Licensees or Authorized Users will be
liable for failures or delays in performing their obligations pursuant
to this contract arising from any cause beyond their control, including
but not limited to, act of God, acts of civil or military authority,
terrorism, fires, strikes, lockouts or labor disputes, epidemics, wars,
riots, earthquakes, storms, typhoons and floods and in the event of any
such delay, the time for either party's performance will be extended for
a period equal to the time lost by reason of the delay. If the
conditions giving rise to the delay continue beyond thirty (30)
consecutive days, either party may terminate its agreement with the
other by giving written notice to the other party. " mean?
edited 16th Apr '11 9:16:28 PM by CentralAvenue
I have never seen any of the four nineties girl shows that I am mentioning in that last post.
Also, the ability to retain the attention of nine-month old babies is not an actual measure of quality; or else a lot of the entertainment I enjoy would be thus very low-quality indeed.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
im grateful, shit was hard
i found a recipt i was looking for so i can return some stuff to goodwill