it is indeed gool old british greenwich mean time christmas day. as such mum dad and i have opened presents because usually our christmas day proper is spent ruushing about to various family occasions
my mom who is actually pretty normal in the scheme of things, if a bit stressed. She has worked at McDonald's for longer than I've been alive
my uncle who is the police chief of the county we live in, is obsessed with rules, and is extremely conservative and racist even by my family's standards. Also likes to casually insult people.
his wife, who is probably the nicest person in the family and deserves way better than him
my aunt, who is super-neurotic and works at the college I used to go to.
my grandma, who is a Wiccan and also very paranoid that North Korea is going to nuke us
that's just the family that live in this state and country.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
We did Christmas Eve with Mom's side of the family and will be visiting Dad's side of the family tomorrow afternoon, as is the Avenue family's tradition.
Grandma got my siblings and I new pajamas, which are always nice to wear on Christmas Eve.
She also got my little cousin an Elsa doll, which she loved because her best friend had one and she wanted her own.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Perks of living Up North.
~the presents are alllll under the christmas table~
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i got my little sister a fleece throw
i got my dad a cigar and a stollen
I got my sister, 3 french hens.
(Not mine)
it's easy to dress to keep the heat in, not so easy to dress to let the heat out
soooo
what did y'all get me? :3
stop trying to make k cups happen
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I don't want to have to put on a fucking suit of armor to go outside, thanks
gifts in ~4 hours ^__^
also it juuuuuuuuuust occurred to me what I should get for myself with the 500 dollars my grandfather sent me
though maybe i should just hold on to all the money left over after doing that
idk