The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Imipolex G

  2014-11-26 17:24:37

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  plot is for noobs
  
• Odradek

  2014-11-26 17:26:05

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I am so drunk I can barely type
• Odradek

  2014-11-26 17:29:42

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Ohmygod poodles ob balloon elephants
• Imipolex G

  2014-11-26 18:05:35

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  so I just killed Beelzebub, Lord of Flies
  
  that guy was pretty awesome, not gonna lie
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-11-26 18:10:39

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Odradek said:

  Wild Turkey is the foulest thing I've ever tasted

  
  I think it's OK. Bad gin is much, much fouler... albeit not fowler.
  
  Sorry about your current state of impairment. I suggest sleeping it off if you can.
• Odradek

  2014-11-26 18:12:50

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I think I'm coming down.

  
  This is unpleasant.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-11-26 18:37:21

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Take some ibuprofen, drink water, eat something and lie down.
• Odradek

  2014-11-26 19:31:12

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I did and I feel much better now
• Odradek

  2014-11-26 19:33:28

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Christmas book gifts for family

  
  

  Brother: The Guns of August

  
  

  Mother: Apocryphal Stories

  
  

  Brother's Girlfriend: Perfume: The Story of a Murderer

  
  

  Recently Retired Dad: Autumn of the Patriarch(Geddit? Geddit?)

  
  

  Friend A: Conan The Barbarian(collection)
  
  Friend B: The Thackery T. Lambshead Guide To Exotic Diseases
• thenamelesssamurai

  2014-11-26 19:41:52

  
  

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  Odradek said:

  Wild Turkey is the foulest thing I've ever tasted

  
  I think it's OK. Bad gin is much, much fouler... albeit not fowler.
  
  Sorry about your current state of impairment. I suggest sleeping it off if you can.

  I smiled from that pun.Definitely agree about bad gin. Never try to drink Bombay Sapphire straight, it's a bad idea. I actually like Wild Turkey, personally.
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-11-26 19:50:02

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Bombay Sapphire is pretty solid stuff, though. I'm talking Seagram's or something. Horrific.
  
  My mom likes Wild Turkey, although she only drinks very infrequently.
• Obā-san

  2014-11-26 20:15:48 edited 2014-11-26 20:15:59

  
  

  
  many things happened in this song and none of them were quite what i was expecting
• Princess Alice

  2014-11-26 20:19:36

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Road To Royal Barn Closed

  
  

  Follow Detour
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-11-26 20:42:17 edited 2014-11-26 20:42:32

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  I guess I'll start an actual interest thread when I have all the needed play information finished and ready to go.
• Princess Alice

  2014-11-26 20:51:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  http://www.cultofmac.com/304401/ubers-android-app-literally-malware/
• PatchAwful

  2014-11-26 21:02:14

  The Mysterious Ballerina and her Tree Stump Ghosts

  ^I have no idea what Uber is but going from how they've been in the news I'm going to guess it was made by a literal supervillain
  
• Princess Alice

  2014-11-26 21:04:51

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Uber is, essentially, an illegal taxi service that actively fights any attempts to make them comply with applicable taxi regulations.
• PatchAwful

  2014-11-26 21:06:14

  The Mysterious Ballerina and her Tree Stump Ghosts

  So my guess was more or less right then
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-11-26 21:07:11

  kill living beings
  

  silicon valley people generally seem to have watched superman cartoons and thought that this luthor guy has the right idea
  
• Obā-san

  2014-11-26 21:09:16

  
  

  my father has broken up with his new transexual girlfriend from the philippines because he was not sure if she was over 18 and suspected that she was just after him for his money

  
  

  
• Princess Alice

  2014-11-26 21:11:06

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  naney said:

  my father has broken up with his new transexual girlfriend from the philippines because he was not sure if she was over 18 and suspected that she was just after him for his money

  Did your life become a Happy Madison comedy while I wasn't looking
• Obā-san

  2014-11-26 21:13:32

  
  

  Pretty much.
• Obā-san

  2014-11-26 21:14:14

  
  

  that was almost exactly what i had to say on tumblr about this too
• PatchAwful

  2014-11-26 21:15:50

  The Mysterious Ballerina and her Tree Stump Ghosts

  You've got the laugh track, at least?
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-11-26 21:25:23

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  There are so many 'Lex-Luthor-Did-Nothing-Wrong' fans. It's vaguely ridiculous.
• Tanya

  2014-11-26 21:28:24

  Pizza Dog

  kingCrackers said:

  There are so many 'Lex-Luthor-Did-Nothing-Wrong' fans. It's vaguely ridiculous.

  What about the 40 cakes? 
• Obā-san

  2014-11-26 21:29:17

  
  

  
• PatchAwful

  2014-11-26 21:30:52

  The Mysterious Ballerina and her Tree Stump Ghosts

  Counterclock said:

  kingCrackers said:

  There are so many 'Lex-Luthor-Did-Nothing-Wrong' fans. It's vaguely ridiculous.

  What about the 40 cakes? 

  No one was looking. You can't prove it was him!
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-11-26 21:34:30

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  room a thousand years wide
  
• Anonus

  2014-11-26 21:34:36

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  naney said:

  that was almost exactly what i had to say on tumblr about this too

  Inane: Coming to ABC right exactly now
• Tre

  2014-11-26 21:39:43

  
  

  MATOI RYUKO
• Imipolex G

  2014-11-26 21:40:28

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I beheld Dracula's true form, but I did not despair
  
• Quip

  2014-11-26 21:42:01

  Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother. 

  kiryuin satsuki
• Tre

  2014-11-26 21:42:25

  
  

  BIG
• Quip

  2014-11-26 21:42:35

  Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother. 

  tiny
• Imipolex G

  2014-11-26 21:42:41

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  only took me 11 1/2 hours, too
  
• Tre

  2014-11-26 21:43:08

  
  

  GIMME THE PANTS
• Quip

  2014-11-26 21:43:19

  Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother. 

  no
• Buttwangs

  2014-11-26 21:46:25

  BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS

  So bored ;-;

  
  

  I used to go to school... it's not like I learned anything, but still ._.
• Tanya

  2014-11-26 21:46:28

  Pizza Dog

  Imipolex G said:

  I beheld Dracula's true form, but I did not despair
  

  You held Dracula? Is that a new love interest you have? Imi / Dracula.

  
  
• Tanya

  2014-11-26 21:46:51

  Pizza Dog

  Byakuren said:

  So bored ;-;

  
  

  I used to go to school... it's not like I learned anything, but still ._.

  I know what you mean. 
• Imipolex G

  2014-11-26 21:47:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  only if it's a genderflipped Dracula with grade-A knockers
  
• Quip

  2014-11-26 21:48:42

  Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother. 

  knickerbockers
• Imipolex G

  2014-11-26 21:52:11

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  the death cookie
  
• Odradek

  2014-11-26 21:58:04

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I fucking hate this world that has no place for me.
• Imipolex G

  2014-11-26 22:00:19

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  me too
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-11-26 22:02:33

  Imipolex G said:

  I have been playing Castlevania, the Symphony of the Night.
  
  For some reason the difficulty ups like 10 times when you get to the upside down castle.
  

  As it should.  Or something like that.
  
• Tanya

  2014-11-26 22:02:58

  Pizza Dog

  Odradek said:

  I fucking hate this world that has no place for me.

  The only places in this world are the ones people make, true facts Hashtag hashbrowns. Potato and Potouhou. 
• Imipolex G

  2014-11-26 22:04:04

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Well, I still finished the game, I guess it couldn't be that difficult.
  
• Odradek

  2014-11-26 22:04:50

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I'm going to sleep and hate
  
  Screw the planet