The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • i just played with the pink and blue highlighters

    i drew a roughly purple-colored diamond on my left hand

    with a smaller diamond inside it

    it vaguely looks like a gem
  • Virginia said:

    benefit of low-butter microwaveable popcorn: eat less butter

    downside of low-butter microwaveable popcorn: want to eat more popcorn to get the same burst of flavor

    Half the flavor, twice the product.
  • Virginia said:

    i just played with the pink and blue highlighters

    i drew a roughly purple-colored diamond on my left hand

    with a smaller diamond inside it

    it vaguely looks like a gem

    I don't think you can call it a gem... unless it is truly, truly outrageous. 
  • Virginia said:

    i just played with the pink and blue highlighters

    i drew a roughly purple-colored diamond on my left hand

    with a smaller diamond inside it

    it vaguely looks like a gem

    I don't think you can call it a gem... unless it is truly, truly outrageous. 
    vaguely

    very vaguely
  • Hey, so I posted a movie I made for a film festival in my personal thread, and I know I've been kinda petulant about it a few times but I'd really like people to watch it. It's not great but I'm proud of it and want to see what people think.
  • edited 2014-10-29 22:37:31
    to be honest, the purpose of the design (no matter how ugly vague it looks) is to be a symbol

    a symbol of the weight of my promises
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Hey, so I posted a movie I made for a film festival in my personal thread, and I know I've been kinda petulant about it a few times but I'd really like people to watch it. It's not great but I'm proud of it and want to see what people think.

    I will watch it tomorrow
  • ULTRA-RAD HACKER REFUGEE FROM THE FUTURE
    I wish I like

    knew rappers
  • edited 2014-10-29 22:54:56
    i wish the world had no problems and i didn't have any obligations and i could drop everything i'm doing right now and apprentice myself to jake kaufman and hitoshi sakimoto
  • i wish i had cut those slices of bread more thinly
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I wish I were actually a cow girl librarian

    and also a guitar virtuoso because why not
  • buy cow print socks and volunteer at a library
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    egads, you're right!
  • cat print socks always make me feel better
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I wonder where I would find cow print socks.

    Must be available somewhere on the internets.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    hmm
  • Happy Socks are pretty good

    a wee bit pricy, but good quality. well worth it if you can find them on sale or at TJ Maxx or something, and mostly worth it at full price imo
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    now there's a store I haven't been in in a long long time...
  • most of their stuff is lame (*90% of it isn't even overstock, it's shoddier product designed specifically for them*)

    BUT it is pretty much the best place in the universe for socks, underwear and t shirts as far as im concerned
  • That Richie Rich doesn't look short enough.  Or smug enough.

    What, plaid and a tie, with a sticking-up-at-the-front haircut?

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    This is a kid who has a literal gold sink.  Who has toothpaste with american dollar signs in it.    Who has a little gold "R" button in his pajamas which have R stitched on them.  Whose hair is parted exactly in the middle with no hair out of place.

    Cufflinks

    Pajamas with cufflinks

    This should not be
  • that's prolly what Tom Ford sleeps in
  • ^^Are ya sayin' that cufflinks should not be? How insultin'! I bet you just don't have any taste in fashion!

    Yes I know this is Orange Snagglepuss
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    face the thing that should not be
  • face the thing that should not be

    Should not bee.

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  • If you must know, I feel that cufflinks SHOULD BE!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    NO NOT THE CUFFLINKS BEES
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    We actually have a "gold" faucet in our upstairs bathroom here. (Spoilers: It's actually enameled brass.)
  • edited 2014-10-30 00:10:03
    THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Okay, time for me to pass out, finally
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Good night Lee.
  • lee4hmz said:

    We actually have a "gold" faucet in our upstairs bathroom here. (Spoilers: It's actually enameled brass.)

    Are you sure it's not gold? Let's not make any brass decisions here. 
  • The brass is always greener on the other side of it. 
  • don't you mean the brass is always breener on the other side?
  • I think that might be the end for me, but i was just kind of brassing through anyways. 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    heap heap
  • You're all s'heap. am I right? I made another funny.

    I am an old rat apparently... 
  • Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep
    While riding in my Cadillac
    What to my surprise
    A little Nash Rambler was following me
    About one third my size
    The guy musta wanted to pass me up
    As he kept on tooting his horn
    I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep
    [Slowly]
    I pushed my foot down to the floor
    To give the guy the shake
    But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind
    He still had on his brake
    He musta thought his car had more guts
    As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
    I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep
    [Normal speed]
    My car went into passing gear
    And we took off with gust (whoosh)
    Soon we were going ninety
    Musta left him in the dust
    When I peeked in the mirror of my car
    I couldn't believe my eyes
    The little Nash Rambler was right behind
    You'd think that guy could fly
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep
    [Quickly]
    Now we were doing a hundred and ten
    This certainly was a race
    For a Rambler to pass a Caddy
    Would be a big disgrace
    The guy musta wanted to pass me up
    As he kept on tooting his horn (beep beep)
    I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn
    Beep beep beep beep
    His horn went beep beep beep
    [Very quickly]
    Now we're going a hundred twenty
    As fast as I can go
    The Rambler pulled along side of me
    As if we were going slow
    The fella rolled down his window
    And yelled for me to hear
    "Hey buddy how do I get this car outa second gear?
  • Why is it that awesome is good because it inspires awe, but awful is bad? what is so bad about being filled with aw? also, why do we use some for some words and ful for others? 
  • aw is short for aw shucks

    which is bad
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For some reason it amuses me that my school has a building called just "Math Tower"
  • Patchouli's Library.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So, any of you have that one minor character in a book or series of books that is only mentioned ,like, five times, but is really cool and you love that character and every mention makes you go YAY?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I dreamed I decided to change my name to "Luna" instead of "Alice"

    That was weird
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    So, any of you have that one minor character in a book or series of books that is only mentioned ,like, five times, but is really cool and you love that character and every mention makes you go YAY?

    I've had that happen.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    So, any of you have that one minor character in a book or series of books that is only mentioned ,like, five times, but is really cool and you love that character and every mention makes you go YAY?

    I've had that happen.
    Same.

    My sister has this problem where she always falls for characters who end up dying, usually horribly.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    My sister has this problem where she always falls for characters who end up dying, usually horribly.

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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    The same file on two different drives with timestamps exactly an hour apart

    This weirds me out, even though I'm sure it has something to do with differences in how NTFS and FAT32 handle Daylight Savings Time or some nonsense like that
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    My sister has this problem where she always falls for characters who end up dying, usually horribly.

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    DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT THIS RUNS IN THE FAMILY.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Aside: Part of the reason that I really like Nepeta is a thing that I feel a lot of the fandom sort of ignore, which is that for as cute as she is, she's still a crusty nerdy chick who lives in a cave and kills small animals for food. Probably has dandruff and acne scars, dried blood under her nails, soot on her trenchcoat—and god, she wears a trenchcoat! And you know what? That is wonderful.
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