The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    'He lives at Number 10 Downing Street'

    sounds natural to me

    tho oddly not without the house number.  hm

    Heh, you inadvertently hit on another difference I've noticed--Americans don't usually say "Number" before giving a house number

    I suspect this is partly because, unlike the UK (and most of Europe, really), where house numbers are assigned sequentially, most places in America use a grid system (so the first house on a street can be something like 5362 and it would sound silly to say "number" before it).

    I don't know why these language differences fascinate me so much...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tokyo Movie Shinsha
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I like ponytails, bows, ribbons, flowers, beads, and other hair decorations.  So pretty!  But crocodilians have no hair. 

    What could be some good head-decorations similar to ponytails, bows, ribbons, flowers, beads, and the like for a scaly head, that wouldn't be covered by the Hat?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Tachyon said:

    'He lives at Number 10 Downing Street'

    sounds natural to me

    tho oddly not without the house number.  hm

    Heh, you inadvertently hit on another difference I've noticed--Americans don't usually say "Number" before giving a house number

    I suspect this is partly because, unlike the UK (and most of Europe, really), where house numbers are assigned sequentially, most places in America use a grid system (so the first house on a street can be something like 5362 and it would sound silly to say "number" before it).

    I don't know why these language differences fascinate me so much...
    No, most places in America do not use a grid system.  Most places in America have street names, and then underneath that, maybe a grid system, and those are fakitty fake-fake fakeness that is fake fake because it is fake-fake.  They aren't doing it right.  And yes, I pronounced doing to rhyme with boing, right there.

    An actual, legitimate, pure grid system, if it is in America, is usually in the western half; in Utah, Idaho, Wyoming, Arizona, New Mexico, Oregon, and the other awesome states with significant Mormon populations.

    As much as I despise Brigham Young for a lot of things, I must say that his Grid System was just plain amazing.

    I mean, Josie-jo-jo Smith, my swiggity slagging homeboy dawg, what a guy.  DAT JOSIE-JO-JO SMIFF BOYY.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aliroz said:

    No, most places in America do not use a grid system.  Most places in America have street names, and then underneath that, maybe a grid system, and those are fakitty fake-fake fakeness that is fake fake because it is fake-fake.  They aren't doing it right.  And yes, I pronounced doing to rhyme with boing, right there.

    An actual, legitimate, pure grid system, if it is in America, is usually in the western half; in Utah, Idaho, Wyoming, Arizona, New Mexico, Oregon, and the other awesome states with significant Mormon populations.

    As much as I despise Brigham Young for a lot of things, I must say that his Grid System was just plain amazing.

    I mean, Josie-jo-jo Smith, my swiggity slagging homeboy dawg, what a guy.  DAT JOSIE-JO-JO SMIFF BOYY.

    This is true.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Aliroz, the answer. Is. Stickers

    Yes.  Yes.

    Sadly, the scale-shine (you use it to make your scales shiny) that my mom uses will probably make the stickers not stick to her.

    I can't use scale-shine, and neither can my dad.  We both have rough, dry, very scaly skin, and it itches.  It peels off a little sometimes, but only a little and it's painless you know, like your foot's skin after you shower, and it's nothing medical or anything.  It just means that my dad and I have back-itchings, and in my case, sometimes (every five years or so) it gets really severe.  Scale-shine makes my dad and I get really bad cases of dry skin.

    Two minutes until computer's out of time.  -applies stickers-

    HOw do I look?

    RESURGAM!
  • The sadness will last forever.
    diamond love
  • The sadness will last forever.
    crybaby shaming
  • The sadness will last forever.
    sweet reptiles
  • The sadness will last forever.
    power of the birds
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    pillows
  • Why, Yarrun

    Why did you choose to join two performance groups with concerts right after each other?

    Why?
  • I kind of want to drop out of the second performance group next semester, but

    They're all so fascinated by my presence. The one black kid in the Indian ensemble. I don't want to leave.

    Also, doing that means I'll probably not play the saxophone for months, seeing that my next semester schedule also blocks the University Symphony. 

    I just want to have enough time that having a job won't crush my spirit. Is that so wrong?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    I just want to have enough time that having a job won't crush my spirit. Is that so wrong?

    I can completely sympathize, but the world...

    ...the world...

    ...may not.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The world wants us all to work, work, work, from the time that we're barely old enough to remember anything to the time that we're old...
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Yeah, that was probably bad of me to say considering my light college course-load

    Does that make bad?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    Anonus said:

    The world wants us all to work, work, work, from the time that we're barely old enough to remember anything to the time that we're old...


  • The sadness will last forever.
    And that makes me really sad.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    It's true. Fuck dat noize. Don't work for money or the Man. Work for happiness.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Anonus said:

    The world wants us all to work, work, work, from the time that we're barely old enough to remember anything to the time that we're old...

    In America. They riot in France when they raise the retirement age or add an hour to someone's work week.

    And you know what/ I respect that.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    "America" was probably more apt...
  • little did the stupid teenager know, it turns out that an air horn is an instrument.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • george clinton is my fave beatle
  • oh yeah he wrote "You Can't Always Get What You Want"

    good song, Kappa.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I thought that song was originally recorded by The Led Zeppelins, on their breakout album Dark Side of the Moon—their last album with Keith Moon on the bass.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    david tennant sherlock patriarchy feels tw
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    i identify as a supernova but i was born male and no one will give me an operation

    #lol my biting wit and and satire is hilarious right
  • edited 2013-11-06 02:44:40
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    waaaah everything is rape nowadays what arent feminists offended by cant a guy just penetrate a body without permission
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    my breakfast has bagel privilege
  • endlessly compounded passive aggression I am doing nothing to solve.

    goodnight, heap.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    trans wymyn are wymyn but theyre not oppressed because they have male privilege unlike actual wymyn
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    your an oppressor if you have a penis and your oppressed if you dont, end of story

    #tw: penis
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    lol canon cosplay
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :D
  • I should make an official seal of approval for puns like that.
  • And get it to do tricks and balance a ball on its nose and stuff.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    img
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Did you hear they finally caught that witch who'd been going around stealing people's bodies?

    She got busted for possession.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Heh, you inadvertently hit on another difference I've noticed--Americans don't usually say "Number" before giving a house number


    I suspect this is partly because, unlike the UK (and most of Europe, really), where house numbers are assigned sequentially, most places in America use a grid system (so the first house on a street can be something like 5362 and it would sound silly to say "number" before it).

    I don't know why these language differences fascinate me so much...

    oh, but that's interesting

    i wouldn't have guessed that, tbh, because over here the word 'number' is optional, and i don't understand how America's grid system works.

    How can a grid be fake?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    analytic philosophy and math seem to go together naturally

    from a lay perspective, anyway
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i have become accustomed to saying 'math'

    it rolls off the tongue very easily, somehow
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Going to bed soon

    I feel like I should make more Cadpig avatars lately, but that I should also watch Pepper Ann more
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    both worthy undertakings
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