The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I've had to scold my heir for sleeping with people like eight times now.

    There needs to be a cap on how many times this event can pop up.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Pillows said:

    well I don't really know any more about Ten Desires than about any other Touhou game but

    but butt? :3
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Miko said:

    new world order

    Nü Whirled Ordure.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    -completely unacceptable opinion-
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    -response to being called out for said opinion that restates the opinion and provides necessary context  In said context it turns out that I have found the worst possible way to state an acceptable opinion-
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    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    -apologies for starting drama, promises not to state opinions in such a bad way.  self-flagellation, apologies, self-flagellation, apologies for self-flagellation, and so on.

    Cue derail by Naney's Stairbed, and the topic is now Yersina Pestis-

    Now that I've gotten out all the horrible drama that I was scheduled to cause, I can go back to eating my chilled greese sandwich.  No, you heard that right.  Chilled greese, not grilled cheese.  It's pretty much as good as Geadow Mold Ice Cream is terrible.

    Geadow mold ice cream is not as bad as the amygdaloid.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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  • The sadness will last forever.
    webcomic tycoon
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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    Oh, Saint Peter, what a joker.

    I'm sure the guy gets into heaven anyway, and Peter is just making a joke.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    image
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    image
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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  • When it comes to footwear, we have one saviour, one rare stag to quell all our sartorial questions: Dr. Martens. Durable, comfortable and always on point, these hard-wearing boots embody the hardened hunter gatherer on his way back from the field. Cherry red, black or navy are all solid choices that avoid the Dalstonite feel of patent leather and over-embellishment.

    With quality, however, comes a price tag. They’re not the cheapest of brands and as such, traditional desert boots or other heritage-infused styles offer suitable alternatives.

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

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    Kill all math nerds
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    But I'm a math, but I'm not a nerd.

    I'm just a math, and I like math, but I am nice to people and don't want everyone to have to be good at math.

    I math so other people don't have to.
  • Odradek said:

    Aliroz said:

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    Kill all math nerds
    i see you don't like ultra spacejets
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Kill all engineers

    except Scotty
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko said:

    Pillows said:

    well I don't really know any more about Ten Desires than about any other Touhou game but

    but butt? :3
    you know I'm not a fan of butt
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Odradek said:

    Aliroz said:

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    Kill all math nerds
    i see you don't like ultra spacejets
    Damn right.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Odra, do you want to kill me?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Nobody wants to kill you, Aliroz
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

    Odra, do you want to kill me?

    No.

    I don't really want to kill anyone.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Physics and engineering are both mathematical in nature. Philosophy is kind of the odd man out there.

    Part of the joke, though, is that while the results of engineering are exciting, the actual work is pretty tedious and demanding. Additionally, most engineers find satisfaction in the fact that what they are creating is useful rather than simply cool: Bridges, skyscrapers, cars, appliances.

    Physics and philosophy are more about the abstract, which alienates a lot of people.
  • KJIKJI
    Yeah... yeah!!! hell yeah!!!
    I think the "B" in LGBT should stand for Bisexual.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    KJI said:

    I think the "B" in LGBT should stand for Bisexual.

    Explaining the joke makes it stop being funny.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it's like dissecting a frog
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I picked up a goldfish with my hands in biology class today, to move it from one container to another.

    It did not die.

    I consider this a success.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I think LGBT should stand for Low-Grade Banana-Turnips.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Joke's on him. That's one smart baby.
  • i have caramel almond popcorn and also apple cider
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Aliroz said:

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    I rest my case
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    i have caramel almond popcorn and also apple cider

    i have caramel almond popcorn

    caramel almond popcorn

     caramel almond

     almond

    No, Pangur, no!

    It's poison!  Cyanide!  It'll kill you!
  • the questions look the same, but are different
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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  • there are also pecans
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    there are also pecans

    Gosh no!  Those will stop your synthesis of Adenine Triphosphate!

    You frigging need that to live, yo!
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
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  • The sadness will last forever.
    mmmm almonds
  • almonds are good
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I really like the game Where's My Water, even though I disapprove of showering, I am willing to help Swampy.   Poor guy just wants to shower, and Cranky is always messing with his shower.

    Sadly, the alligators of that game sound too much like crocodiles, and I feel so sorry for Cranky.

    Poor guy eats tires, boots, and pointy bones of already-eaten fish; he probably is all pained from things pointing in his stomach.  I mean, we crocodilians can digest practically anything, but Cranky has a big ol' wound on his belly, and it looks very painful, as if he was stabbed from the inside.  Poor guy has nothing to eat but junk, and even that is covered in algae, which you need to put poison on to get rid of the algae.

    As much as I like Swampy, I don't think that he's the one who needs a bunch of hugs the most.

    I'll just have to hug them both, and try to find Cranky some Gazelles.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    DIE CUCUMBER SCUM
  • The sadness will last forever.
    REAL ESTATE THE VIDEO GAME
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    PUSHING BUTTONS ON A CONTROLLER: THE VIDEO GAME
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