The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • My posting style is an art, where you see terrible misspelling and outright grammatical mistakes, I see a vision.

    If I were to alter that vision, I would destroy a piece of art.

    ....

    >_<
  • *comma-splice

    Now that you have established your mistakes as your personal vision, I am even more compelled to correct them.

    This is an issue, to say the least.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Is it really almost 4 AM already

    Jesus time flies
  • Yarrun said:

    *comma-splice

    Now that you have established your mistakes as your personal vision, I am even more compelled to correct them.

    This is an issue, to say the least.

    I apologize, sarcasm isn't easily translatable into text form.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Things that bother me irrationally: the use of "turnstile" to refer to electronic security barriers that don't actually have a turny part
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Thought of the moment: I'm probably gonna end up being somebody's crazy aunt someday
  • edited 2013-05-29 06:08:16
    I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    I doubt that'll be a "probably". I'm sure you will. :)

    ...I'm already an Aunt 10 times over. ._.
  • Things that bother me irrationally: the use of "turnstile" to refer to electronic security barriers that don't actually have a turny part

    Who does that, and what kind of electronic barriers?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's funny to think about, but someday my hypothetical nieces and nephews will probably talk about their crazy transgender aunt who was super-liberal and anti-police and loved everything road-related.

    ^ The kind that are just basically pillars with infrared beams in between that you break when you pass through:

    image

    It makes sense that you'd use them--they make it easier for disabled people to pass through--but it seems weird to refer to them as turnstiles, somehow.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anypony home? I need PEOPLES TO TALK TO
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    CADPIG
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    MEENAH
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    MEENAH?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    lightningKanine
    cloyingPsychologist
    ravenousLuncher
    shriekingPollastre
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    well fuck, i can't find my keys

    this is gonna be a great day already
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    :(
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Hi Where Are The Burger

    oh fug amerikan dourist :DDD quik pekka fetch the modorized cart
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    (8:55:58 AM) CentralAve: i feel weird
    (8:56:18 AM) CentralAve: i've entered that bizarre timeframe where none of my friends are online and i'm left with my own unpleasant feelings
  • edited 2013-05-29 09:23:34
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    "The year is 2040. There have been riots in the streets of London after
    Britain has run out of petrol because of an oil crisis in the Middle
    East. Protesters have attacked public buildings. Several policemen have
    died. Consequently, the Government has deployed the Army to curb the
    protests. After two days the protests have been stopped but twenty five
    protesters have been killed by the Army.

    You are the Prime Minister. Write the script for a speech to be
    broadcast to the nation in which you explain why employing the Army
    against violent protesters was the only option available to you and one
    which was both necessary and moral."
    A real question from an exam given to 13 year olds by Eton. We are literally teaching Machiavelli.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    come on somebody

    taaaalk to me
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Hello Central Avenue.

    harry potter make me an pot
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm up, but I'm running late and I really need to get a shower.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aww...good luck Lee!
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    Hello, Centie. *pets*
  • It's funny to think about, but someday my hypothetical nieces and nephews will probably talk about their crazy transgender aunt who was super-liberal and anti-police and loved everything road-related.

    man i have a niece, apparently she thinks i'm hella rad.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    y'know I never listened to Bull of Heaven but they have the best song titles at least
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    y'know I never listened to Bull of Heaven but they have the best song titles at least
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    three times over!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I will never get used to this "push Post Comment, wait 30 seconds to see if it actually is gonna work or not" business
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Off to work I go

    motherfuckers
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    I'm sorry for leaving you alone last night, Centie. I'm just trying to keep to my new sleep schedule. Hopefully, everyone will be on IRC tonight to keep you company. *hugs*
  • Taoism.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So, guys, what would a humanization (a human version) of me look like?
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    A Teenage Mutant Dapper Crocodilian, perhaps?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    No, I mean, hat-color, hair-color, eye-color, short-medium-tall, skinny-medium-fat, male-female-androgynous, sideburns-nosideburns, etc, etc, etc.
  • One should not constantly wear a welcome.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    One should not constantly wear a welcome.

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    One should not constantly wear a welcome. 

  • My dreams exceed my real life
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    listening to this and Real Talk it is the best thing in the universe acquire it immediately.
  • "The year is 2040. There have been riots in the streets of London after
    Britain has run out of petrol because of an oil crisis in the Middle
    East. Protesters have attacked public buildings. Several policemen have
    died. Consequently, the Government has deployed the Army to curb the
    protests. After two days the protests have been stopped but twenty five
    protesters have been killed by the Army.

    You are the Prime Minister. Write the script for a speech to be
    broadcast to the nation in which you explain why employing the Army
    against violent protesters was the only option available to you and one
    which was both necessary and moral."
    A real question from an exam given to 13 year olds by Eton. We are literally teaching Machiavelli.
    you get bonus points for just saying "9/11" over and over.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So, in Girl Genius, it seems that Agatha may or may not have just consumed a liquid that she really shouldn't have; and "We work well together" is not something you want to hear right after you wake up chained to a bed with a scruffy-looking bearded man in the next bed over.
  • Mo' said:

    "The year is 2040. There have been riots in the streets of London after
    Britain has run out of petrol because of an oil crisis in the Middle
    East. Protesters have attacked public buildings. Several policemen have
    died. Consequently, the Government has deployed the Army to curb the
    protests. After two days the protests have been stopped but twenty five
    protesters have been killed by the Army.

    You are the Prime Minister. Write the script for a speech to be
    broadcast to the nation in which you explain why employing the Army
    against violent protesters was the only option available to you and one
    which was both necessary and moral."
    I expected the word 'tea' to be where 'petrol' is.

    Regardless, I believe the British response to such a shortage would be similar (though the Middle East's effect on tea reserves would be limited in a strict analogy)
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Yarrun!

    -glomps-
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I feel surprisingly well-rested for < 6 hours of sleep

    Here's to hoping it holds up
  • edited 2013-05-29 16:12:25
    Pizza Dog
    I'm nervous, It's now 1pm and I still haven't gotten a call yet.
  • Yes, it is me, Yarrun.

    It is definitely Yarrun who is typing words into this box.

    It is certainly not Arthur Fetchman. Definitely not.
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