You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
My parents... actually seemed to be rather chill about seeing it in writing.
They already got mad prior to today, so as a result the report card didn't really make it better or worse. I did state my plans for self-improvement just in case.
Me, I wrote a bit of a thing for people to read after my account deactivates. It was kind of depressing to make, actually, but I feel like it's perfect. I hope it doesn't need to be sent to anyone anytime soon, but still.
Hi, I'm Tre, and I'm dead.
I'm sorry for all of my screw-ups for however long I've been around. I'm writing this as a sixteen-year-old boy, but I'm hoping that it won't need to apply and I can write a better version later. But just in case if it does, don't you dare cry, okay? Please. I don't want you to be sad about me leaving here to go to Heaven or Heck or wherever it is I end up. My life was a lot of things. Weird, unorthodox, full of highs and lows. And sure, the lows were pretty terrible. But they made the highs that much better, and it was that sense of satisfaction, the love of being happy, that I lived for.
I think you should live for that too. I know it's cliche but please, don't be sad that I'm gone, be happy that I was here.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm an awakeperson now.
I had a dream about a weird cartoon (which was never given a proper name) about a little boy who wanted to take over the world and his imaginary friend. The boy managed to successfully manipulate people around him, including the grown-ups, because he was smarter than they were. The whole thing felt vaguely Cartoon Network-ish, down to having title cards with different designs each episode.
The only way to make a musical moment last forever is to pass it through a delay with the feedback control set to maximum and let it play on and on to infinity. This is also the best way to burn your speakers and the moment won't stay musical for long
The D battery is as synonymous with Philadelphia sports as intoxicated fistfights, cheering for a severely injured player, or intentionally vomiting on a child,
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That was me crushing the castrated testicles of society's gender roles, right before I finish this genital mutilation surgery. :)
"You must go to bed, rest for new days ahead" ~ Sane me.
"Rest is for the wicked! I'll rest when I'm dead" ~ Insane me.
"Thar be too many celebrations, oh dear, you know you can't rest on an empty stomach" ~ Polite Me.
"What, start speaking sense, also I'm evil!" Evil... well, nevermind.
go to http://lyleterry.tumblr.com and resize your window
THE WHOLE SITE GETS BIGGER AND SMALLER
GUEESSS WHAAAAAT
I CAUGHT A SHINY POKEMON
accuracy
If so, we may have had the same dream, except mine involved a talking stained-glass window and a singing boot.
why
I was a child myself at the time