You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Well yes, but...
I'm a transgendered bisexual autistic sadomasochistic Linux-using atheist roadgeek pegasister.
I'm an agnostic bisexual appalachain born in Holland who has a number of hobbies he's not very good at and at any given point in time probably hates either himself or everyone else.
Like, you see, the cooler-looking police cars (your black and white Dodge Chargers and the like) tend to belong to rich suburbs where they're primarily used to pull people over for having dark skin
So I worry that having a positive opinion of the cars themselves means I'm supporting that kind of abuse or something
...this made more sense in my head
Some thoughts: 1. I thought that more and more police precincts were replacing their interceptors with the new ones from Ford, GM, and Chrysler. 2. As someone who does live in a rich suburb, I can kinda see that happening, except some of the people in my neighborhood aren't white, I think (my dad included, if that counts), and we actually sometimes hire these Hispanic people to do yardwork and stuff for us, and they don't get in trouble, so...yeah, I don't know where I'm going with this.
(Addendum: I don't see these cars, though, since it takes forever for the police to come to our suburb, and the only really reportable thing that ever happens around there is people loitering on this empty patch of land/unofficial "lover's lookout" at night. Said patch of land is apparently owned by people in Ohio and sometimes the local news station drives their weather van up to it and sets up.)
-I can't entirely prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that God is real, and I am OK with that -if He's really up there (and it's possible) He's most likely not a homo/xenophobic dick -He will judge you and send you to Heaven or Heck based not on your orientation, religion, race, etc. but by how morally just a person you are -if there is no God (another possibility) then there could either be some other form of afterlife (reincarnation/nirvana, maybe) or nothing at all and we just pop out of existence
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You know what pisses me off?
People who pronounce "#whatever" as "hashtag whatever"
# <-- this is a HASH. Calling it a hashtag on its own is like calling @ an email address
Next person to do this gets smacked over the head with a stop sign
You know, Centie, that strikes me as following the letter of the law but not the spirit
I mean, yes, technically it's pronounced hash whatever, but hashtag whatever is such a wonderful describer of it because it is indeed a hashtag that tells you it is about whatever
What do I have to do to describe myself as a fan of a band?
I'm borderline obsessive on what it takes to be considered a "true fan" and music fandoms are unknown territory for me.
depends on the genre.
God help you if you ever claim to be a fan of any metal band ever. You better have at least thirty pieces of merch, every album, EP, demo tape, and live recording they've ever put out, and be able to recite the names of all the band member's family members by heart.
God help you if you ever claim to be a fan of any metal band ever. You better have at least thirty pieces of merch, every album, EP, demo tape, and live recording they've ever put out, and be able to recite the names of all the band member's family members by heart.
Acquire all their records, even the most obscure ones, in as many formats as possible. Go to as many concerts as you possibly can, even if this means cancelling other arrangements. Own at least one t-shirt and at least one other band-related accessory.
Mojave beat me to it.
But i don't think that's a metal thing. That's just a TRUE FAN thing.
God help you if you ever claim to be a fan of any metal band ever. You better have at least thirty pieces of merch, every album, EP, demo tape, and live recording they've ever put out, and be able to recite the names of all the band member's family members by heart.
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I am left-handed.
Also I had Ossan draw this as a belated christmas present to you lot
~tripadelic~
And unremarkable in every other respect.
dye it pink, problem solved
i have hazel eyes and am no longer a teen. i have said this before and there was no reason for me to say it again.
that's me
But we seemed to be listing traits of ourselves so i supplied some of my own.
and I'm a closet agnostic, don't forget that
it's too old-fashioned for me, and a bit ignorant IMO
Christian i guess.
Yeah...
1. I thought that more and more police precincts were replacing their interceptors with the new ones from Ford, GM, and Chrysler.
2. As someone who does live in a rich suburb, I can kinda see that happening, except some of the people in my neighborhood aren't white, I think (my dad included, if that counts), and we actually sometimes hire these Hispanic people to do yardwork and stuff for us, and they don't get in trouble, so...yeah, I don't know where I'm going with this.
(Addendum: I don't see these cars, though, since it takes forever for the police to come to our suburb, and the only really reportable thing that ever happens around there is people loitering on this empty patch of land/unofficial "lover's lookout" at night. Said patch of land is apparently owned by people in Ohio and sometimes the local news station drives their weather van up to it and sets up.)
-I can't entirely prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that God is real, and I am OK with that
-if He's really up there (and it's possible) He's most likely not a homo/xenophobic dick
-He will judge you and send you to Heaven or Heck based not on your orientation, religion, race, etc. but by how morally just a person you are
-if there is no God (another possibility) then there could either be some other form of afterlife (reincarnation/nirvana, maybe) or nothing at all and we just pop out of existence
where you will be darned
You know what pisses me off?
i'm the Oncoming Storm.
I'm borderline obsessive on what it takes to be considered a "true fan" and music fandoms are unknown territory for me.
depends on the genre.
God help you if you ever claim to be a fan of any metal band ever. You better have at least thirty pieces of merch, every album, EP, demo tape, and live recording they've ever put out, and be able to recite the names of all the band member's family members by heart.
Mojave beat me to it.
But i don't think that's a metal thing. That's just a TRUE FAN thing.