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Justice4243 · 2012-12-16 22:36:52

12 Pointless reblog request.

I guess that works.

Princess Alice · 2012-12-16 22:37:21

Do any of these lines actually fit the meter of the song?

/Nancy Negativity

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-16 22:38:41

Corporal Forsythe said:
On the first day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... a reason to check my privilege
On the second day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... two trigger warnings
On the third day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... three fictive headmates
On the fourth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... four nonbinary pronouns
On the fifth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... five phantom wings
On the sixth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... six transethnic wapanese
On the seventh day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... seven shipper meltdowns
On the eighth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... eight really stupid cat gifs
On the ninth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... nine slutwalk protests
On the tenth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... ten "die cis scum" tags
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... eleven headcanons firing
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... twelve humanized Hitlers

and there we go

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-16 22:39:07

Central Avenue said:
Do any of these lines actually fit the meter of the song?

/Nancy Negativity

well think so

for the most part

Vriska · 2012-12-16 22:39:53

And yes Ozzy and Vriska are still one in the same.

Obā-san · 2012-12-16 22:41:50

Tachyon · 2012-12-16 22:42:53

Close enough, I say.

Princess Alice · 2012-12-16 22:43:18

Having run through the song in my head, it's actually closer than I thought, so yes, it's good enough.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-16 22:53:47

there, I cleaned the song up above a bit with words and stuff

Obā-san · 2012-12-16 22:57:53

http://archive.org/details/Glenn_Miller

Imipolex G · 2012-12-16 23:00:22

i'm the operator with my pocket calculator

Bunny · 2012-12-16 23:07:09

Princess Alice · 2012-12-16 23:25:50

Day 3 is up.

It's funny how quickly this went from "I love Christmas, let's gush about Christmas!" to "Let's pick apart the lyrics of holiday songs for humorous effect!"

lee4hmz · 2012-12-16 23:37:53

I want #dieearthscum to be a thing on Tumblr, dammit. :P

Tachyon · 2012-12-16 23:40:02

Speaking of which, was the plan to post the Corporal's song to the HH tumblr?

Anonus · 2012-12-16 23:40:40

Well, I dunno

If Tre wants to he can

Justice4243 · 2012-12-16 23:48:53

Corporal Forsythe said:

Corporal Forsythe said:
On the first day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... a reason to check my privilege
On the second day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... two trigger warnings
On the third day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... three fictive headmates
On the fourth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... four nonbinary pronouns
On the fifth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... five phantom wings
On the sixth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... six transethnic wapanese
On the seventh day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... seven shipper meltdowns
On the eighth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... eight really stupid cat gifs
On the ninth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... nine slutwalk protests
On the tenth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... ten "die cis scum" tags
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... eleven headcanons firing
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... twelve humanized Hitlers

SOMEONE WITH THE POWER TO MAKE THIS A POST ON http://heapershangout.tumblr.com/ MAKE IT A POST ON http://heapershangout.tumblr.com/.

Obā-san · 2012-12-16 23:49:05

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirokuma_Cafe

Obā-san · 2012-12-16 23:54:16

why do I have a picture of geromy that is nearly 3000 pixels wide

why do i need a hi-def geromy

Yarrun XIX · 2012-12-17 00:12:06

Naney said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirokuma_Cafe

Watched the first episode. It's slow, but it's good when it gets to the humor.

Corporal Forsythe said:

Central Avenue said:
Do any of these lines actually fit the meter of the song?

/Nancy Negativity
well think so

for the most part

Five, Seven and Nine fit the meter. Eight fits it if you take out 'really'. The others are troublesome.

thenamelesssamurai · 2012-12-17 00:22:26

Naney said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirokuma_Cafe

I've been watching this with my little sister. Great SOL show.

Princess Alice · 2012-12-17 00:24:41

Yarrun said:
Five, Seven and Nine fit the meter. Eight fits it if you take out 'really'. The others are troublesome.

Some of them work if you twist the stresses, which is why I called it "close enough", because at that point I figure nobody actually cares.

Justice4243 · 2012-12-17 00:25:46

The Christmas police are going to put us in Christmas jail, not for lampooning a Christmas song, but because we flubbed on the syllables.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-17 00:27:32

feel free to edit it

Imipolex G · 2012-12-17 00:28:46

tanglebuddies

Princess Alice · 2012-12-17 00:36:11

For some reason I imagined the Christmas police driving a white Tahoe with a green stripe down the side and a lightbar in red and green instead of red and blue.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-17 00:39:21

THIS IS THE CHRISTMAS PD

COME OUT WITH YOUR STOCKINGS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM

you have the right to remain merry. Everything you carol can and will be used against you...

Tachyon · 2012-12-17 00:46:21

Corporal Forsythe said:
feel free to edit it

Had a go:

Corporal Forsythe said:
On the first day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... a reason to check my privilege
On the second day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... two trigger warnings
On the third day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... three transethnics
On the fourth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... four nonbinary pronouns
On the fifth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... five phantom wings
On the sixth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... six fictive headmates
On the seventh day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... seven shipper meltdowns
On the eighth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... eight stupid cat gifs
On the ninth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... nine slutwalk protests
On the tenth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... ten headcanons firing
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... eleven "die cis scum" tags
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Tumblr gave to me ... twelve humanized Hitlers

Took out the "really" as suggested, swapped 10 and 11 around since that seemed to scan better. "Transethnic wapanese" is a mouthful. "Fictive headmates" didn't fit 3 but fits any from 6 up perfectly, so I swapped 3 and 6 and took out the "wapanese". Not sure how to perfect the meter without a more substantial rewrite; don't personally think it matters in a parody piece tho.

Thoughts?

Obā-san · 2012-12-17 00:50:34

Justice4243 · 2012-12-17 00:50:57

I like it, now to continue to bug Tre until he actually sees all this to post it.

Princess Alice · 2012-12-17 00:55:07

You cut out the most awkward parts, so it does read a lot better.

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-17 00:57:08

a8 said:
Thoughts?

Works for me

Obā-san · 2012-12-17 01:00:04

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-17 01:15:10

Work sucked and my everything hurts. That is all.

Also did ML show up.

Anonus · 2012-12-17 01:18:11

ML?

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-17 01:19:01

Magic(k) Laser. My cousin who currently uses a username she stole from me. I mentioned her shortly before leaving, cuz I'd invited her here.

I don't see any posts by her so I guess she opted not to join.

Anonus · 2012-12-17 01:21:09

No, she wasn't here...

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-17 01:21:44

I'm going to get yelled at for this but it was worth it

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-17 01:22:05

That place is different in an entirely weird way than I am.

Oops I backward by accident.

This is what she had to say on the matter.

Girl's weird.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-17 01:24:16

Corporal Forsythe said:
I'm going to get yelled at for this but it was worth it

Wow that is really just what.

Granted I've never seen Gran Torino, so idk.

Baiting people on Facebook is stupid as fuck in general.

Obā-san · 2012-12-17 01:24:21

Corporal Forsythe said:
I'm going to get yelled at for this but it was worth it

since when did you need justification to kill people

Obā-san · 2012-12-17 01:24:43

Mojave Music said:
Facebook is stupid as fuck in general.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-17 01:27:34

Why in god's name would you hire one of the most legendary DJs on the entire fucking planet to play your shitty club and then kick him out for not playing dancey-enough music.

Obā-san · 2012-12-17 01:27:34

hey kids, you know what time it is?

TECH-DEATH TIME!

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-17 01:27:40

Wishing ill on anyone because they have the nerve to hold an opinion that isn't your's is just pathetic

Obā-san · 2012-12-17 01:28:52

Mojave Music said:
Why in god's name would you hire one of the most legendary DJs on the entire fucking planet to play your shitty club and then kick him out for not playing dancey-enough music.

http://palmface.ytmnd.com/

Obā-san · 2012-12-17 01:29:06

Corporal Forsythe said:
Wishing ill on anyone because they have the nerve to hold an opinion that isn't your's is just pathetic

* yours

Corporal Forsythe · 2012-12-17 01:30:42

Naney said:

Corporal Forsythe said:
Wishing ill on anyone because they have the nerve to hold an opinion that isn't your's is just pathetic
* yours

I was wondering if I had that correct or not, danke

Obā-san · 2012-12-17 01:32:35

realy idk about gramer all that much, its just fun to be a hughj bitch and corekt peple all the tyme

Salix Babylonika · 2012-12-17 01:33:20

DJ Shadow's music, for those not in the know, sounds a bit like this.

In other words, pure amazing. DJ Shadow isn't just a DJ, and he's not just a samplist, he's one of the best musicians of all time.

If I could ever be a quarter as good as DJ Shadow, I will consider myself to have lived a fulfilling life.

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