The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
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  • The sadness will last forever.
    jolly good
  • see I'd totally watch My Little Pony if it were more like this

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  • The sadness will last forever.
    ^ me too
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^ Cloudsdale Correctional Facility
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Where all the loopy pegasi go.

    Also in Super Paper Mario the Mega Muth enemies have the same amount of HP as the final boss, what the fuck?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Loopy pegasi? More like lawbreaking pegasi!

    Rainbow Dash spent the night there after she was taken in for operating a stormcloud under the influence of cider
  • edited 2012-10-08 07:39:49
    Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

    AWWWWWW YEAH
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    playan keyboardz
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    1. The URL brought horrific images to mind
    2. The clothes themselves are actually pretty cool. I wonder where they find old kids' sheets in such good condition?
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Mommy Issues, now on Broadway
  • edited 2012-10-08 09:54:27

    Tom. You think I'm in love with the Continental Shoemakers? You think I want to spend fifty-five years down there in that--celotex interior! with fluorescent--tubes! Look! I'd rather somebody picked up a crowbar and battered out my brains--than go back mornings! I go! Every time you come in yelling that God damn "Rise and Shine!" "Rise and Shinel" I say to myself, "How lucky dead people are!" But I get up. I go! For sixty-five dollars a month I give up all that I dream of doing and being ever! And you say self--self's all I ever think of. Why, listen, if self is what I thought of, Mother, I'd be where he is--GONE! [Pointing to father's picture] As far as the system of transportation reaches!

    [He starts past her. She grabs his arm.]

    Don't grab at me, Mother!

    AMANDA. Where are you going?

    Tom. I'm going to the movies!

    AMANDA. I don't believe that lie!

    TOM [crouching toward her, overtowering her tiny figure. She backs away, gasping.]. I'm going to opium dens! Yes, opium dens, dens of vice and criminals' hang-outs, Mother. I've joined the Hogan gang, I'm a hired assassin, I carry a tommy-gun in a violin case! I run a string of cat-houses in the Valley! They call me Killer, Killer Wingfield, I'm leading a double-life, a simple, honest warehouse worker by day, by night, a dynamic czar of the underworld, Mother. I go to gambling casinos, I spin away fortunes on the roulette table! I wear a patch over one eye and a false mustache, sometimes I put on green whiskers. On those occasions they call me--El Diablo! Oh, I could tell you things to make you sleepless! My enemies plan to dynamite this place. They're going to blow us all sky-high some night! I'll be glad, very happy, and so will you! You'll go up, up on a broomstick, over Blue Mountain with seventeen gentlemen callers! You ugly--babbling old--witch. . . .
  • Tom. You think I'm in love with the Continental Shoemakers? You think I want to spend fifty-five years down there in that--celotex interior! with fluorescent--tubes! Look! I'd rather somebody picked up a crowbar and battered out my brains--than go back mornings! I go! Every time you come in yelling that God damn "Rise and Shine!" "Rise and Shinel" I say to myself, "How lucky dead people are!" But I get up. I go! For sixty-five dollars a month I give up all that I dream of doing and being ever! And you say self--self's all I ever think of. Why, listen, if self is what I thought of, Mother, I'd be where he is--GONE! [Pointing to father's picture] As far as the system of transportation reaches!

    [He starts past her. She grabs his arm.]

    Don't grab at me, Mother!

    AMANDA. Where are you going?

    Tom. I'm going to the movies!

    AMANDA. I don't believe that lie!

    TOM [crouching toward her, overtowering her tiny figure. She backs away, gasping.]. I'm going to opium dens! Yes, opium dens, dens of vice and criminals' hang-outs, Mother. I've joined the Hogan gang, I'm a hired assassin, I carry a tommy-gun in a violin case! I run a string of cat-houses in the Valley! They call me Killer, Killer Wingfield, I'm leading a double-life, a simple, honest warehouse worker by day, by night, a dynamic czar of the underworld, Mother. I go to gambling casinos, I spin away fortunes on the roulette table! I wear a patch over one eye and a false mustache, sometimes I put on green whiskers. On those occasions they call me--El Diablo! Oh, I could tell you things to make you sleepless! My enemies plan to dynamite this place. They're going to blow us all sky-high some night! I'll be glad, very happy, and so will you! You'll go up, up on a broomstick, over Blue Mountain with seventeen gentlemen callers! You ugly--babbling old--witch. . . .
    Glass Menagerie.

    Read the part of the gentleman caller for class a long time ago. Very strong connection with the role.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2012/10/08

    Dear Mr. Penny Arcade Persons of Indeterminate Gender (unlike you I do not gender or other persons for the sake of your sick heteronormative speciest racist sexist genderist bivisualist sizist ageist ableist patriarchal "humour" (notice how I spelled humour with a U because I am a transethnic half-Welsh half-human),

    I find your current "comic" (which would mean humour which it is most definitely NOT) to be incredibly offensive to my friends (furynds), the raccoon-kin (NOT coon-kin you RACISTS) brothers/sisters/systers/family/famyly/homily/hominy/hegemony and FURTHERMORE,
  • half-Welsh half-human
    pfffffft
  • Yarrun said:

    Tom. You think I'm in love with the Continental Shoemakers? You think I want to spend fifty-five years down there in that--celotex interior! with fluorescent--tubes! Look! I'd rather somebody picked up a crowbar and battered out my brains--than go back mornings! I go! Every time you come in yelling that God damn "Rise and Shine!" "Rise and Shinel" I say to myself, "How lucky dead people are!" But I get up. I go! For sixty-five dollars a month I give up all that I dream of doing and being ever! And you say self--self's all I ever think of. Why, listen, if self is what I thought of, Mother, I'd be where he is--GONE! [Pointing to father's picture] As far as the system of transportation reaches!

    [He starts past her. She grabs his arm.]

    Don't grab at me, Mother!

    AMANDA. Where are you going?

    Tom. I'm going to the movies!

    AMANDA. I don't believe that lie!

    TOM [crouching toward her, overtowering her tiny figure. She backs away, gasping.]. I'm going to opium dens! Yes, opium dens, dens of vice and criminals' hang-outs, Mother. I've joined the Hogan gang, I'm a hired assassin, I carry a tommy-gun in a violin case! I run a string of cat-houses in the Valley! They call me Killer, Killer Wingfield, I'm leading a double-life, a simple, honest warehouse worker by day, by night, a dynamic czar of the underworld, Mother. I go to gambling casinos, I spin away fortunes on the roulette table! I wear a patch over one eye and a false mustache, sometimes I put on green whiskers. On those occasions they call me--El Diablo! Oh, I could tell you things to make you sleepless! My enemies plan to dynamite this place. They're going to blow us all sky-high some night! I'll be glad, very happy, and so will you! You'll go up, up on a broomstick, over Blue Mountain with seventeen gentlemen callers! You ugly--babbling old--witch. . . .
    Glass Menagerie.

    Read the part of the gentleman caller for class a long time ago. Very strong connection with the role.
    I always identified with Laura.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Heh.

    and good morning to you too, Sunshine
  • edited 2012-10-08 10:24:49

    17 gentlemen callers.


    That's as many as 10 plus 7.
  • ^^^ Both of them, Jim and Laura. They make a great couple, even in a platonic sense.

    And Tom's pretty awesome.

    Heck, the entire play's awesome.
  • Reason #32 Stuck Should Be Famous: I NEED FANART

    :p
  • whoa, we can embed Vimeos?

    kewl
  • You saw sagacious Solomon
    You know what came of him,
    To him complexities seemed plain.
    He cursed the hour that gave birth to him
    And saw that everything was vain.
    How great and wise was Solomon.
    The world however did not wait
    But soon observed what followed on.
    It's wisdom that had brought him to this state.
    How fortunate the man with none.

    You saw courageous Caesar next
    You know what he became.
    They deified him in his life
    Then had him murdered just the same.
    And as they raised the fatal knife
    How loud he cried: you too my son!
    The world however did not wait
    But soon observed what followed on.
    It's courage that had brought him to that state.
    How fortunate the man with none.

    You heard of honest Socrates
    The man who never lied:
    They weren't so grateful as you'd think
    Instead the rulers fixed to have him tried
    And handed him the poisoned drink.
    How honest was the people's noble son.
    The world however did not wait
    But soon observed what followed on.
    It's honesty that brought him to that state.
    How fortunate the man with none.

    Here you can see respectable folk
    Keeping to God's own laws.
    So far he hasn't taken heed.
    You who sit safe and warm indoors
    Help to relieve our bitter need.
    How virtuously we had begun.
    The world however did not wait
    But soon observed what followed on.
    It's fear of god that brought us to that state.
    How fortunate the man with none. 
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-10-08 10:52:57
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    bluh, why are these so expensive

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    but still, I don't care if you aren't a Regular Show fan, this one is hilarious

    also lol the model's all tatted up
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Regular computer  going-about-doing-thingies: E=nkt


    Pipelined superstar shit: E = (k+n-1)t

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    nkt/[k + (n-1)t]       something something L'Hopital's rule I have not woken up yet
  • sometimes i wanna get on tv an just let loose, and i can't, but it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose

  • Pretty catchy.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I awake
  • The sadness will last forever.
    she leads a lonely life
  • The sadness will last forever.
    rrrrrrr
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    *sparkles*
  • The sadness will last forever.
    all that she wants is another baby
  • at the end of the day its all house music
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